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Jun 28, 2008

...and in what manner the Ancyent Marinere came back to his own Country.
Soiled Meat

idonotlikepeas posted:

Christopher Weyant



I hope I'm not the only one who read the paper and thought it said "Bono Reduced"

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Space Cadet Omoly
Jan 15, 2014

~Groovy~



This is just straight up Nazi fanfiction, even more so than usual. Every time I think "it can't get more blatant than this" it gets worse.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

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idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch


This, incidentally, is about as bullshit as you imagine it must be if Hitch is saying it.
It was approved by public vote, it decriminalizes (doesn't legalize) extremely small amounts of certain drugs, and the main effect was that people could get a reprieve of sorts but rarely ever did. Now it's being rolled back because drug use didn't stop and cops are blaming this and want more power. There's a few articles I found on the topic and most are interviewing cops who use phrases like "as I understand it" and talking about how they need to be able to beat criminals more.

Also this bit

ABC posted:

"So you call that number, do a health screening [and] my understanding is they'll also pay the ticket for you," [some cop] said.

However, after three years and over 7,600 drug violations, only about 200 calls to the number have been made, according to data from the state city.

It's also, surprise surprise, not actually getting the funding it was promised, and what funding it did get was massively delayed, well into the period when it was promised to be available.

Anidav
Feb 25, 2010

ahhh fuck its the rats again
Who in 2024 gathers together to comment collectively at a newspaper headline.

One of the individuals of course holding the newspaper.
Another may be holding a coffee
Another may be holding a second copy of that newspaper.

What a weird hellzone.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Vib Rib posted:

This, incidentally, is about as bullshit as you imagine it must be if Hitch is saying it.
It was approved by public vote, it decriminalizes (doesn't legalize) extremely small amounts of certain drugs, and the main effect was that people could get a reprieve of sorts but rarely ever did. Now it's being rolled back because drug use didn't stop and cops are blaming this and want more power. There's a few articles I found on the topic and most are interviewing cops who use phrases like "as I understand it" and talking about how they need to be able to beat criminals more.

Also this bit

It's also, surprise surprise, not actually getting the funding it was promised, and what funding it did get was massively delayed, well into the period when it was promised to be available.
I was wondering how in the hell overdoses went up after the adoption of a program that should be passing around Narcan like candy

Sure does sound like a lot of people with the power to make that happen really wanted this to fail

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

The Islamic Shock posted:

I was wondering how in the hell overdoses went up after the adoption of a program that should be passing around Narcan like candy

Sure does sound like a lot of people with the power to make that happen really wanted this to fail
There's been like a pretty big spike, and there are many contributing factors (including how such things are even recorded/reported), but of course the cops are just saying "if only we were more tough on crime we'd win the war on drugs" as if no one has ever tried that in the last 80 years

If tough on crime policies worked why is crime still around

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Did he forget that one of his main characters are gay? Or are cute lesbians okay=

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Vib Rib posted:

Also I guess this was an april fools gag? Like "ha ha speech is never dangerous"? Because he didn't really disprove it at all, in fact it's one of his better metaphors if read straight.

Yeah it was. The date was listed as April Fool's Day, which I thought was enough, the message goes into it a bit more.

KennyMan666
May 27, 2010

The Saga

Monique is very much One Of The Good Ones Ishida wants to use to show that obviously he's not homophobic since he has a gay protagonist (-ish, and that's why she's probably going to stay lesbian), but one who still believes in Traditional Values and doesn't go around shoving her queerness into people's faces like all those other gay agenda-pushing disgusting homo tranny zombies which, in Ishida's mind, make up 99% of the LGBTQ population. That one part where Monique went to a gay bar but got kicked out for harassing trans customers kind of encapsulated it.

When was the last time Monique's devil girlfriend showed up, anyway?

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Now I normally try to avoid even looking at Sinfest, but I saw the thumbnail of this one and... well I can't be the only one who immediately thought of this, can I?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ulb0pLBgRCw

Trapezium Dave
Oct 22, 2012

Rall: Accomplice During the Fact

Ted Rall posted:

Defenders of President Biden argue that he has no culpability for Israel’s actions in Gaza and the West Bank because Netanyahu, not he, makes policy. But he provides the weapons and the intel and the running interference in the UN.

First Dog on the Moon: Today we are getting an update on the Great Barrier Reef. No I don't want to either

Skios
Oct 1, 2021
A.F. Branco



Al Goodwyn



John Deering



Michael Ramirez





Alright Michael. Let's fund the IRS properly so they have the means to go after the rich in stead.



Mike Luckovich



Steve Breen





Steve Kelley



Tom Stiglich





The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Skios posted:

A.F. Branco


Oh noes I'm getting verbally harassed and very rarely hit, all I wanted to do was kill minorities for being minorities and no other reason

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Vib Rib posted:

He's been fully, fully mask-off for quite some time now, but every week he finds a way to be even more brazen with it. Like he's fighting to be the most comically overt, unsubtle dumbass possible.
Something about this strip is so jarring. I mean, obviously it's jarring because the punchline is "JEWS ARE DOING THIS!!! IT'S JEWS!!!", but the rare inclusion of Slick and a somewhat linear joke setup instead of vague doomsaying about LGBT people makes me flash back to reading this comic in 2004 when it was just forgettable and bland. To imagine this strip right beside all the other old ones is... I can't even find the word to describe it. I can't imagine the reaction I'd have clicking "view latest strip", after a bunch of comics about the dog and the cat musing about their owner or God putting on a silly puppet show for laughs, and immediately seeing this. It breaks something.
It does work on a meta level though, if you ignore all of Tats actual antisemitic intent and look at the dumb and increasingly completely unsympathetic white guys that he himself has been writing for the past few years

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

KennyMan666 posted:

Monique is very much One Of The Good Ones Ishida wants to use to show that obviously he's not homophobic since he has a gay protagonist (-ish, and that's why she's probably going to stay lesbian), but one who still believes in Traditional Values and doesn't go around shoving her queerness into people's faces like all those other gay agenda-pushing disgusting homo tranny zombies which, in Ishida's mind, make up 99% of the LGBTQ population. That one part where Monique went to a gay bar but got kicked out for harassing trans customers kind of encapsulated it.

When was the last time Monique's devil girlfriend showed up, anyway?

Last time I remember them interacting was during pride month. Monique tore down and stomped on a pride flag and then accused her girlfriend of being in league with groomers.

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired
Tats is probably just gonna give her a tradwife arc and go full mask-off homophoba by having Monique state, while looking at the viewer, that she was brainwashed into hating men, and never really liked girls.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

Clerical Terrors posted:

Tats is probably just gonna give her a tradwife arc and go full mask-off homophoba by having Monique state, while looking at the viewer, that she was brainwashed into hating men, and never really liked girls.

Doubtful.
Monique staying a lesbian is too useful for him as a mouthpiece to give her up.

He'll just have her do the whole "Why must you be so flamboyant about it? Lose the assless chaps and bondage harnesses and start dressing like respectable people." schtick, which will make her a pariah since they all want to do butt stuff in front of kids.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
"Homosexual men are icky but lesbians are HOT" is an angry incel mainstay and Tats has gone to all this trouble to announce his porn addiction with a megaphone.

Thoughtless
Feb 1, 2007


Doesn't think, just types.
Ishida's neon utopia where people can freely change gender and we've eliminated fascism looks like it'd be so nice to do live in, too bad it's the opposite of reality.

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Alhazred posted:

Did he forget that one of his main characters are gay? Or are cute lesbians okay=

She hasn't been with a woman in quite a while, now she just rips down pride flags, sews, sweeps up in TERF bakery, and ventures into the occasional lesbian bar to scream at anyone who isn't gender-conforming enough.

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
I know that Sinfest Sunday is a full week away and everyone was looking forward to six days of reprieve, but holy gently caress, he actually went there:

Aumanor
Nov 9, 2012
quote=/=edit

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
every time i think ishida has gone as mask off as it is possible to be he starts tearing off his own skin

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Aumanor posted:

I know that Sinfest Sunday is a full week away and everyone was looking forward to six days of reprieve, but holy gently caress, he actually went there:


This has gone beyond mask-off. This is a detailed anatomical drawing of a human face.

Also unlike Rall's German that seems to be correct and is using actual real German words like a German (e.g. "Kerl", "Mist") instead of the usual parody German people use. Huh. Interesting choice of accuracy, Tats.

Skios
Oct 1, 2021

Aumanor posted:

I know that Sinfest Sunday is a full week away and everyone was looking forward to six days of reprieve, but holy gently caress, he actually went there:


I kind of glazed over this one, but...

Kellies Nomination: Most Opposite of Reality

Nazi Germany loved quite a few Hollywood movies. People in charge of propaganda in the Third Reich often lamented the fact that German filmmakers couldn't produce anything that was nearly as effective in explaining fascist ideology to the masses as certain Hollywood films. And most of those Hollywood studios happily threw their Jewish actors, writers and directors under the bus in order to keep selling their movies to Germany.

Doomykins
Jun 28, 2008

Didn't you mean to ask about flowers?
The 1930s-1940s, a time when the power of the white man was infamously... low? :thunk:

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
The 1920s was when Germany wasn't doing so great, Tats blames this on Jews making white men feel bad, like an even stupider variation on the Dolchstoßlegende.

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖

Skios posted:

Tom Stiglich


"It's actually good that Israel bombed hospitals and universities because I already hate doctors and academics"

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



Aumanor posted:

I know that Sinfest Sunday is a full week away and everyone was looking forward to six days of reprieve, but holy gently caress, he actually went there:


I used Google translate, so forgive me if the translation is wrong, but:

Panel 1: Theater name "Light Shows" showing: "Stupid German Guy"

Panel 3: "Who writes this crap?"

... So a guy goes to see "Dumb and Dumber" and is insulted that the film is about a dumb guy, essentially. Now, I've only seen a handful of German films from the 1920's and 1930's (Metropolis, M, Nosferatu and The Golem: How He Came into the World) but I'm going to hazard a guess that, just like modern times, they had a wide range of genres and quality in the films. I know this is just supposed to be a "The JEWS secretly run Hollywood whatever the German equivilant of Hollywood is and therefore deserve to be round up and killed", but c'mon, just because lovely movies exist isn't some deep conspiracy, sometimes people are just lovely writers/directors.

duz
Jul 11, 2005

Come on Ilhan, lets go bag us a shitpost


idonotlikepeas posted:

David M. Hitch



While it's good for minor league baseball teams to get recognition, I'm not sure this is the best way to do it.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



Randalor posted:

I used Google translate, so forgive me if the translation is wrong, but:

Panel 1: Theater name "Light Shows" showing: "Stupid German Guy"

Panel 3: "Who writes this crap?"

... So a guy goes to see "Dumb and Dumber" and is insulted that the film is about a dumb guy, essentially. Now, I've only seen a handful of German films from the 1920's and 1930's (Metropolis, M, Nosferatu and The Golem: How He Came into the World) but I'm going to hazard a guess that, just like modern times, they had a wide range of genres and quality in the films. I know this is just supposed to be a "The JEWS secretly run Hollywood whatever the German equivilant of Hollywood is and therefore deserve to be round up and killed", but c'mon, just because lovely movies exist isn't some deep conspiracy, sometimes people are just lovely writers/directors.

Lichtspiele : "light play", with "play" meaning both "to have fun" and "a stage play", it's a perfectly normal name for a theater ; no research I'm assuming he stole it from the name of a real theater.

Dummer Deutscher Kerl : Stupid, German Kerl ; the -er on the adjectives is just agreement with gender (because men tend to be male) not like "more German" or "dumber" ; Kerl is like "dude" or "bloke" instead of "man", it's the ""normal""/mildly informal way to refer to some male rando.

Wer schreibt diesen Mist? : "Who's writing this crap?"/"Who writes (habitually) this crap?" (German doesn't distinguish those like English does) ; not complicated, it's the normal way to make that sentence (Who. write.3SG this.pl.acc Mist). "Mist" is literally like manure/dung/compost. Specifically not saying "poo poo" (i.e. Scheisse), this is a more mild daily-use kind of cussing rather than actual cussing.

So google translate got most of it. There's the full nuance if you want it. Brought to you by me being trapped waiting to take some blood tests *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~.

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Skios posted:


Tom Stiglich




I dont know, Tom. It seems like the IDF is doing a pretty bangup job of teaching Palestinian children to hate and resent Israel.

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Xiahou Dun posted:

Brought to you by me being trapped waiting to take some blood tests *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~.

Should you do that so soon after reading the Politoon Thread? That's gotta screw with the results somehow.

Xiahou Dun
Jul 16, 2009

We shall dive down through black abysses... and in that lair of the Deep Ones we shall dwell amidst wonder and glory forever.



After The War posted:

Should you do that so soon after reading the Politoon Thread? That's gotta screw with the results somehow.

“My god, this man’s bile level is OFF THE CHARTS”

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Doomykins posted:

The 1930s-1940s, a time when the power of the white man was infamously... low? :thunk:

Yes because the Jews made Germany lose the war of course!

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



After The War posted:

Should you do that so soon after reading the Politoon Thread? That's gotta screw with the results somehow.

They stick the needle in and blood just begins to spray out like a biological water cutter.

Does anyone else have that problem after seeing Sinfest or is it just me?

TLM3101
Sep 8, 2010



Aumanor posted:

I know that Sinfest Sunday is a full week away and everyone was looking forward to six days of reprieve, but holy gently caress, he actually went there:


... Jesus tapdancing Christ and his full Apostolic chorus line. Just... straight up preaching outright neo-nazi revisionist history in a cutesy cartoon format. Including the old chestnut about how it was the Jews own fault that the Holocaust happened because they tried to destroy Germany from within with 'entartete Kunst'.

Motherfucker, I genuinely hope Ishida gets cancer.

Randalor
Sep 4, 2011



... I'm sorry, I still can't get over the fact that it's a film called "Stupid German Guy/Bloke/whatever", about a stupid stereotypical German Guy, and the person is outraged over it. What the gently caress were you expecting? You got what was literally on the title.

Thats like bitching that the *Insert Genre* Movie series were an ~insidious plot by the JEWS~ because the directors happened to be Jewish. No, they're just lovely writers/directors. If you paid to go see them after the second one, that's on you, pal.

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Xiahou Dun posted:

Brought to you by me being trapped waiting to take some blood tests *~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~.

Open the Blood Gates

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Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

This McDonalds doesn't serve Filet, clearly this is a conspiracy by (((them))).

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