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Nfcknblvbl
Jul 15, 2002

Yo momma's mouth so big I bet she can brush all her teeth really well.

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Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!

Harry_Potato posted:

Soldier of Fortran earns the curse.


It may have taken hundreds of years but humanity finally united and have solved the problem of helmet hair. The solution turned out to be worse than the problem. Turn to page 23.

Harry_Potato
May 21, 2021

Non Compos Mentis posted:



world record holder for largest female mouth

We should call her.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Poohs Packin posted:

Imagine riding the bus as this ladys 8th grade son lmao.

Could be worse says the kid with the mother holding the record for largest vagina.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I remember channel-surfing while eating macaroni box and landed on Embarassing Bodies just as the doctor was telling a lady "yeah seems like you have too vaginas" and then the camera zoomed in on the lady's two vaginas. That show was wild in that everyone just went on it showing their faces and all. Like the dude who said that his punters complained that he smells bad, and the doctor said "yeah you smell like poo poo, let's take a gander at your arse" and the camera zoomed in on the guy's bum and there was poo poo everywhere. "Welp there's your problem, you need to learn how to wipe and also eat more fibre." Thankfully I wasn't eating at the time.

I'm sure you can find it on Youtube.

e: Oh gently caress my day is ruined; I made myself remember VILE POOP LADY by posting about poo. :(

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I consider this content cursed

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

Non Compos Mentis posted:



world record holder for largest female mouth

Not sure I'd fit, but I'd like to try.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Nfcknblvbl posted:

Yo momma's mouth so big I bet she can brush all her teeth really well.

Dentists love her!

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Squibbles posted:

It may have taken hundreds of years but humanity finally united and have solved the problem of helmet hair. The solution turned out to be worse than the problem. Turn to page 23.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

wesleywillis posted:

Not sure I'd fit, but I'd like to try.

im too tired to think of anything better than "yea, you'd have to be way bigger for it to fit properly"

Butterfly Valley
Apr 19, 2007

I am a spectacularly bad poster and everyone in the Schadenfreude thread hates my guts.
Cursed posting in the cursed thread

For real though that woman's maw is unsettling on some kind of primal level, like my brain registers her as an imposter somehow, an alien in a poorly designed human suit

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Butterfly Valley posted:

Cursed posting in the cursed thread

For real though that woman's maw is unsettling on some kind of primal level, like my brain registers her as an imposter somehow, an alien in a poorly designed human suit

its certainly an uncanny valley face

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Come on now she looks like popcat

https://packaged-media.redd.it/mhog...d6d47a8681b#t=0

Karate Bastard fucked around with this message at 19:05 on Apr 8, 2024

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Butterfly Valley posted:

Cursed posting in the cursed thread

For real though that woman's maw is unsettling on some kind of primal level, like my brain registers her as an imposter somehow, an alien in a poorly designed human suit

Egar suit wearing rear end motherfucker

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

wesleywillis posted:

I sleep in a big mouth of my wife.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm sure you can find it on Youtube.

I’m going to try not to.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Non Compos Mentis posted:



world record holder for largest female mouth

this lady could be the most amazing shoplifter of all time

*spits out a toaster oven*

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004






All I can see

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Lady do you have a toaster oven in your mouth?

No I do not.

Oh, ok.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Karate Bastard posted:

Lady do you have a toaster oven in your mouth?

No I do not.

Oh, ok.

Could you lift your tongue, ma'am?

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

You know what they say about women with really big mouths.

they can yell really loud

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
i wonder if she can fit a submarine sandwich lengthwise in her mouth like cartoon characters of olde

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

My Spirit Otter posted:

i wonder if she can fit a submarine sandwich lengthwise in her mouth like cartoon characters of olde

A bundle of 100 cigarettes

Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Butterfly Valley posted:

Cursed posting in the cursed thread

For real though that woman's maw is unsettling on some kind of primal level, like my brain registers her as an imposter somehow, an alien in a poorly designed human suit

She could have starred in the 1980s TV show "V" easily:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1984_TV_series)

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I remember channel-surfing while eating macaroni box

You aren't supposed to eat the box.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Bastard.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

She could have starred in the 1980s TV show "V" easily:


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/V_(1984_TV_series)

That image is from the 2009 remake :nyd: (as is obvious from the ridiculous poor quality sfx)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JIbnuPj84I

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Nenonen posted:

That image is from the 2009 remake :nyd: (as is obvious from the ridiculous poor quality sfx)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JIbnuPj84I

poo poo, they remade that pile of trash?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
For one season

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

poo poo, they remade that pile of trash?

According to Wikipedia they remade it twice and made a sequel:

V (1983 miniseries), the original 1983 two-part television miniseries
V: The Final Battle, a 1984 three-part sequel miniseries
V (1984 TV series), a 1984–1985 TV series
V (2009 TV series), a 2009 reimagining of the 1983 TV miniseries

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

McGavin posted:

You aren't supposed to eat the box.

You'll never get to be a big mouth when you grow up if you arn't eating your macaroni box's whole.

Gotta learn how to unlock that jaw and get those boxs into ya!

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

McGavin posted:

You aren't supposed to eat the box.

That's not what I've been told

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


Non Compos Mentis posted:



world record holder for largest female mouth
Love that Joker.

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
I knew there was something she reminded me of.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Safety Dance posted:

You know what they say about women with really big mouths.


They got no right to take my place
in the human race

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7266828161382468906

OH man her TikTok loving delivers.

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