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Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

BonHair posted:

Lets be honest, Roblox isn't directing this kind of marketing towards consumers, but towards investors. Being an evil child enslaving corporation is good for business.
What are people going to do, read the single page manual for parental controls?

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Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug

Ruffian Price posted:

What are people going to do, read the single page manual for parental controls?

If it's longer than a tweet I'm out

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Alucard posted:

If it's longer than a tweet I'm out

That's what she said!

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Not including photos to dox myself, but my company is celebrating a big anniversary. They put out an email about the merch store full of 'limited time swag' available on the company intranet. So I take a look at the anniversary stuff and they actually expect staff to pay for it.

They've done a bunch of weird stuff like IT requests also go through a 'store' interface and PPE comes from a vending machine -neither of which require employees to actually pay for anything, it's just the framework. So I assumed that's what the anniversary merch store was, but nope they legit seem to think employees wanna spend 40 bucks on a hoody with the company's logo or 30 for a high end lunch box.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

HashtagGirlboss
Jan 4, 2005

Coolness Averted posted:

Not including photos to dox myself, but my company is celebrating a big anniversary. They put out an email about the merch store full of 'limited time swag' available on the company intranet. So I take a look at the anniversary stuff and they actually expect staff to pay for it.

They've done a bunch of weird stuff like IT requests also go through a 'store' interface and PPE comes from a vending machine -neither of which require employees to actually pay for anything, it's just the framework. So I assumed that's what the anniversary merch store was, but nope they legit seem to think employees wanna spend 40 bucks on a hoody with the company's logo or 30 for a high end lunch box.

My employer (about 5k total employees so pretty large) also has a merch store. I’ve never understood it but people seem to buy stuff

MLKQUOTEMACHINE
Oct 22, 2012

Some motherfuckers are always trying to ice-skate uphill

HashtagGirlboss posted:

My employer (about 5k total employees so pretty large) also has a merch store. I’ve never understood it but people seem to buy stuff

poo poo like this reminds me of that quote from the Iranian cleric about how Americans have no real heroes, only brands and their mascots.

Remulak
Jun 8, 2001
I can't count to four.
Yams Fan

HashtagGirlboss posted:

My employer (about 5k total employees so pretty large) also has a merch store. I’ve never understood it but people seem to buy stuff
The merch store at my company is mainly used by PMs to buy little tokens like cups or shirts at a milestone, only really enthusiastic new employees use it otherwise.

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
Work gave me a water bottle and some branded glasses, if they asked me to pay for them id riot

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires
The merch store for the last place I worked was open to the public so even if you didn't work there you could still buy stuff to show your Love Of Brand

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗
Yeah, like I'd absolutely take a free hoodie or polo with the logo and have some cups, thermoses, and hats the company has given me, but lmao at the idea of paying for that poo poo.

Dog Case
Oct 7, 2003

Heeelp meee... prevent wildfires
Oh yeah after the first year of covid they gave us hoodies in the wrong size with our name and company logo and "We Survived" on them

The water bottles and pens and stuff they gave us for free were dollar store tier plastic garbage. When I got a certificate for Good At Job the frame had a bunch of double sided tape and tape residue all over it because they just pulled down somebody else's certificate so they could use the frame

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?
they closed the company store near me sometime during Covid. there's another one but it's forever away and I'm not doing that drive.

it's dumb anyway. you can usually just pick up souvenirs from my company as they fall out of the sky for free

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus

Dog Case posted:

Oh yeah after the first year of covid they gave us hoodies in the wrong size with our name and company logo and "We Survived" on them

The water bottles and pens and stuff they gave us for free were dollar store tier plastic garbage. When I got a certificate for Good At Job the frame had a bunch of double sided tape and tape residue all over it because they just pulled down somebody else's certificate so they could use the frame

Hope they gave free coffins to the families of those that didn't survive with "I died" on them

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Shame Boy posted:

Also looking at other sites it seems like there's a massive variation in cost between where you get the script filled so idk maybe I'm just lucky. Like it's $15 at wal-mart, $27 at Costco, $40 at Target etc.

Yeah I got totally shafted that's why I got mad. Then the awesome pharmacist lady got back and said the whole order was wrong and got it back down to $10. So who knows.

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

they closed the company store near me sometime during Covid. there's another one but it's forever away and I'm not doing that drive.

it's dumb anyway. you can usually just pick up souvenirs from my company as they fall out of the sky for free

Boeing?

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Milo and POTUS posted:

Yeah I got totally shafted that's why I got mad. Then the awesome pharmacist lady got back and said the whole order was wrong and got it back down to $10. So who knows.

Ah well that's neat at least :shobon:

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Ruffian Price posted:

What are people going to do, read the single page manual for parental controls?

I thought the parental controls not working was one of the criticisms.

BonHair
Apr 28, 2007

MLKQUOTEMACHINE posted:

poo poo like this reminds me of that quote from the Iranian cleric about how Americans have no real heroes, only brands and their mascots.

I'm not sure I'd call Musk or Trump mascots, but I guess?

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites
I've worked at two places that had a company store but you'd periodically get store credit for it for like safety awards or such which I thought seemed reasonable. I dunno who would pay money for it but being given like a coupon that you could get a tumbler or hoodie etc for reporting a hazard in the warehouse or w/e felt like a nice enough gesture. Dunno if anyone spent money to get stuff outside of that though.

I got a variety of beanies that way my wife immediately stole as well as a nice tumbler I used for tea for a while.

Samuel Glompers
Nov 26, 2020

BonHair posted:

I'm not sure I'd call Musk or Trump mascots, but I guess?

They're pretty close. They're human beings inseparable from their brands and products

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

BonHair posted:

I'm not sure I'd call Musk or Trump mascots, but I guess?

Maybe not for specific brands, but capitalism in all its many wondrous forms? Sure.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Sticking my finger into my piping hot mcdonalds coffee (coffee is hot!) just to feel alive

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

u know it

To be fair...
Feb 3, 2006
Film Producer
Bringing up the mcdonalds coffee burn case is a litmus test for a person’s humanity.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010


I'm the Mystery Knob

double nine
Aug 8, 2013

People thought the seatbelt-tie was just a fad but it really makes you feel like a part of the car

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Shame Boy posted:

I'm the Mystery Knob

that's what i call my weiner

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)
I'm the butt chin

cat botherer
Jan 6, 2022

I am interested in most phases of data processing.

To be fair... posted:

Bringing up the mcdonalds coffee burn case is a litmus test for a person’s humanity.
c'mon, everybody knows that if you spill coffee on yourself, you'll get severe third-degree burns and need skin grafts. This is just common sense.

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

Coolness Averted posted:

Not including photos to dox myself, but my company is celebrating a big anniversary. They put out an email about the merch store full of 'limited time swag' available on the company intranet. So I take a look at the anniversary stuff and they actually expect staff to pay for it.

They've done a bunch of weird stuff like IT requests also go through a 'store' interface and PPE comes from a vending machine -neither of which require employees to actually pay for anything, it's just the framework. So I assumed that's what the anniversary merch store was, but nope they legit seem to think employees wanna spend 40 bucks on a hoody with the company's logo or 30 for a high end lunch box.

lol if you haven’t worked for a place where this was implicitly required, and management “noticed” if you didn’t participate

I really hope gen z destroys a lot of this

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

MLKQUOTEMACHINE posted:

poo poo like this reminds me of that quote from the Iranian cleric about how Americans have no real heroes, only brands and their mascots.

the only part he got wrong is that we’re not allowed to, it’s not really a choice

tokin opposition
Apr 8, 2021

I don't jailbreak the androids, I set them free.

WATCH MARS EXPRESS (2023)

Consolidated Ed posted:

lol if you haven’t worked for a place where this was implicitly required, and management “noticed” if you didn’t participate

I really hope gen z destroys a lot of this

Lol how are we supposed to do that? The boomers are all senior management now, then the sellout Xers under that.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Consolidated Ed posted:

the only part he got wrong is that we’re not allowed to, it’s not really a choice

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

tokin opposition posted:

Lol how are we supposed to do that? The boomers are all senior management now, then the sellout Xers under that.

idk man, ive been pointing out boomer crimes for years now and all it gets me is scolding from willa et al

Consolidated Ed
Mar 4, 2005
Lineman for Justice

anybody who knows me knows i JUST LOVE LIBERALS

wanna KISS them

Dr. Jerrold Coe
Feb 6, 2021

Is it me?
Ride captain, ride,

Shame Boy posted:

I'm the Mystery Knob

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Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

tokin opposition posted:

Lol how are we supposed to do that? The boomers are all senior management now, then the sellout Xers under that.

Hmmmm that's a tricky one. Is there anything from past history we can look at? Nah. dunno!

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