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cruft
Oct 25, 2007

rotinaj posted:

I am just shocked that kais hasn’t fixated on the negative attention brought on him by the folding ideas video and decided that that dude is personally responsible for the downfall of bbby

That would require paying attention to a YouTube video longer than 12 minutes.

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Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
The most lossy of loss-porn: https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1bwmobq/its_been_84_years_my_wife_and_i_are_going/

A bunch of apes bonding over how their devotion to a dead towel store destroyed their marriages

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Ehhhh this is just more sad than funny. Behind every one of these separations there's a partner beyond "over this poo poo" and it's probably destroyed their lives too to take such drastic action.

Funny is "have fun being poor!" with a picture from three hours later of the person that said it not having fun being poor.

Calling that "loss porn" just feels like a punch downward. Show me Musk in a soup line complaining about canned mushrooms and I'll laugh.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Ehhhh this is just more sad than funny.

I don't know, I was glad that the wife finally said "enough's enough" and walked. I'm sure this wasn't the first batshit crazy thing she had to put up with in the marriage. Maybe she can find someone to go see movies with who isn't completely off their nut, now.

Funny, no. But not sad, either. More like hopeful.

Lord Stimperor
Jun 13, 2018

I'm a lovable meme.

Yeah this is really really loving sad. Especially at their ages.

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Wait, what?

reddit OP posted:

Yeah, I have mixed feelings about it all. Maybe we were just never meant to be. Luckily we’re on good terms and are deciding to coparent. We have 2 girls 3 and 1 and a half.

84 years of marriage and they have a 3-year-old and an 18-month-old?

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
Yeah no none of the OP computes at all. But regardless to me it's not that funny because these idiots all have a blast radius. If it's some loner who dumped all their money into the tulips it's one thing but those people tend to be able to maintain the illusion longer because... no dependents. This batch of losers dragged another one+ in with them, likely hand-waving and hiding their activities the whole time until whoops, kids can't go to school also the house is the bank's now

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

Calling that "loss porn" just feels like a punch downward.

They fantasize about "wife changing money", so I disagree that it's a punch downward

little munchkin
Aug 15, 2010

onesixtwo posted:

Yeah that’s kinda the problem with this. He’s clearly displaying textbook signs of mental illness. All his previous videos have very obvious signs this dude is not right. It’s a bit disturbing that he still has any kind of following or voice of reason to them when he’s literally just harassing people at their minimum wage jobs.

if you post about meme stocks or crypto or whatever you start getting engagement from a lot of bots. any humans who follow him are fellow bagholders who think they increase the value of their investments by posting. nobody actually sees him as a voice of reason

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


cruft posted:

Wait, what?

84 years of marriage and they have a 3-year-old and an 18-month-old?

" It's been 84 years " referencing the meme of the titanic lady, used by apes to indicate a non-specific yet long amount of time

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

The Chad Jihad posted:

" It's been 84 years " referencing the meme of the titanic lady, used by apes to indicate a non-specific yet long amount of time

:cripes:

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

When they think they're winning they're the first to crow about supercars, servants and trophy wives.

Sure they have all managed to rope in a spouse n kids but honestly that's the biggest indictment of society, that no one can be so scornful or self satisfied that an obedient partner won't burn their own life and their children's too until till it's too late

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

Strategic Tea posted:

When they think they're winning they're the first to crow about supercars, servants and trophy wives.

Sure they have all managed to rope in a spouse n kids but honestly that's the biggest indictment of society, that no one can be so scornful or self satisfied that an obedient partner won't burn their own life and their children's too until till it's too late

the wife finally moved out of their 1bd/1ba and beyond

cruft
Oct 25, 2007

Well, fellow goons, it's been 22 years with MY WIFE. We scrimped and saved whenever we could, bought a small (cheap) house and made double payments, and paid off the mortgage after about 13 years. Our kid is in college now, doing pretty well. We've lived a modest life, but we've found happiness in it. In 18 years or so I'll retire, and we'll continue to live modestly off the money I've been stashing away in a retirement account since I was 19, maybe do a little domestic traveling to see old friends, and we'll stay in this house until one of us can't get up the stairs any longer. Hopefully by then, Jr will have an idea about what to do with us; maybe we all move in together and Jr takes care of us the way I did with my parents.

Just felt like the thread needed a boring life story where nothing explodes.

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

cruft posted:

Well, fellow goons, it's been 22 years with MY WIFE. We scrimped and saved whenever we could, bought a small (cheap) house and made double payments, and paid off the mortgage after about 13 years. Our kid is in college now, doing pretty well. We've lived a modest life, but we've found happiness in it. In 18 years or so I'll retire, and we'll continue to live modestly off the money I've been stashing away in a retirement account since I was 19, maybe do a little domestic traveling to see old friends, and we'll stay in this house until one of us can't get up the stairs any longer. Hopefully by then, Jr will have an idea about what to do with us; maybe we all move in together and Jr takes care of us the way I did with my parents.

Just felt like the thread needed a boring life story where nothing explodes.

Suprise twist, this time it was the Wife who secretly reversed mortgaged the house to buy Party City stock!

Didn't see that one coming did ya!!!

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep
yoass will cum faster than you think

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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cruft posted:

Well, fellow goons, it's been 22 years with MY WIFE. We scrimped and saved whenever we could, bought a small (cheap) house and made double payments, and paid off the mortgage after about 13 years. Our kid is in college now, doing pretty well. We've lived a modest life, but we've found happiness in it. In 18 years or so I'll retire, and we'll continue to live modestly off the money I've been stashing away in a retirement account since I was 19, maybe do a little domestic traveling to see old friends, and we'll stay in this house until one of us can't get up the stairs any longer. Hopefully by then, Jr will have an idea about what to do with us; maybe we all move in together and Jr takes care of us the way I did with my parents.

Just felt like the thread needed a boring life story where nothing explodes.

The grimmest tale yet.

Trillhouse
Dec 31, 2000

looks like they got their wife changing money after all

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

The grimmest tale yet.

Unironically yes :whitewater:

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR

Serious_Cyclone posted:

The most lossy of loss-porn: https://www.reddit.com/r/Teddy/comments/1bwmobq/its_been_84_years_my_wife_and_i_are_going/

A bunch of apes bonding over how their devotion to a dead towel store destroyed their marriages

Incredible comments on there.

quote:

So sorry to hear that. Wishing you the best!! Yeah, I have been driving my only car with no brakes for some time now. I use the emergency brake, and allow a longer following distance, …as well as a prayer before and after I arrive at my destination. My car also overheats after 2 miles. Lucky for me that everything I need is within 2 miles, my work, groceries, and even the gym. After my car rests for about 20 minutes …it’s ready to roll for another 2 miles. My point is that, a good number of us are indeed in the trenches. Try and stay positive bro, …everything is going to be alright.

Even the apes told him to get his brakes sorted before anything else.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

cruft posted:

Well, fellow goons, it's been 22 years with MY WIFE. We scrimped and saved whenever we could, bought a small (cheap) house and made double payments, and paid off the mortgage after about 13 years. Our kid is in college now, doing pretty well. We've lived a modest life, but we've found happiness in it. In 18 years or so I'll retire, and we'll continue to live modestly off the money I've been stashing away in a retirement account since I was 19, maybe do a little domestic traveling to see old friends, and we'll stay in this house until one of us can't get up the stairs any longer. Hopefully by then, Jr will have an idea about what to do with us; maybe we all move in together and Jr takes care of us the way I did with my parents.

Just felt like the thread needed a boring life story where nothing explodes.

This is dark.

onesixtwo
Apr 27, 2014

Don't you realize that being nice just makes you get hurt?

cruft posted:

Well, fellow goons, it's been 22 years with MY WIFE. We scrimped and saved whenever we could, bought a small (cheap) house and made double payments, and paid off the mortgage after about 13 years. Our kid is in college now, doing pretty well. We've lived a modest life, but we've found happiness in it. In 18 years or so I'll retire, and we'll continue to live modestly off the money I've been stashing away in a retirement account since I was 19, maybe do a little domestic traveling to see old friends, and we'll stay in this house until one of us can't get up the stairs any longer. Hopefully by then, Jr will have an idea about what to do with us; maybe we all move in together and Jr takes care of us the way I did with my parents.

Just felt like the thread needed a boring life story where nothing explodes.

huh, this was the reason I justified not having kids..

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

Serious_Cyclone posted:

the wife finally moved out of their 1bd/1ba and beyond

holy poo poo

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The Chad Jihad posted:

" It's been 84 years " referencing the meme of the titanic lady, used by apes to indicate a non-specific yet long amount of time

Darmok and Jalad at BBBY. Shaka when the price fell.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
THERE ARE FOUR NOLS!

Froghammer
Sep 8, 2012

Khajit has wares
if you have coin

The first duty of every Starfleet officer is to hodl! Whether it be scientific hodl or historical hodl or personal hodl!

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

The Chad Jihad posted:

" It's been 84 years " referencing the meme of the titanic lady, used by apes to indicate a non-specific yet long amount of time

at least its not the 88 number.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

hasnt it been like 120 years since the titanic

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Cactus Ghost posted:

hasnt it been like 120 years since the titanic

They are referencing the movie not the event

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

CharlestheHammer posted:

They are referencing the movie not the event

The movie is so old the leading man wouldn't date it

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

CharlestheHammer posted:

They are referencing the movie not the event

but that was only like 27 years ago

drk
Jan 16, 2005
time to close the thread

Boxturret
Oct 3, 2013

Don't ask me about Sonic the Hedgehog diaper fetish
wow, 99.7%, that means it can only go down .3%, such a safe investment!

Sardonik
Jul 1, 2005

if you like my dumb posts, you'll love my dumb youtube channel
I don't pity these people, but I do pity their spouses. All you had to do was follow the train buy VOO you loving idiots!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Blockbuster wishes it was a penny stock.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week
One hedge fund gets wiped out by a short squeeze on gamestop.

Imagine how much money the rest of them made shorting all that poo poo on the way down. AMC in particular was very close to zero-risk free money.

drk
Jan 16, 2005
BB Liquidating Inc wishes it was Blockbuster. What can there possibly be left to liquidate?

We are totally going to have a BBY Liquidating Inc in 20 years that the remaining morons will still be making claims on

drk
Jan 16, 2005

Klyith posted:

One hedge fund gets wiped out by a short squeeze on gamestop.

Imagine how much money the rest of them made shorting all that poo poo on the way down. AMC in particular was very close to zero-risk free money.

A lot of SPAC garbage on that list. Any fund just going broadly short despacs must have done very, very well

edit:

lol

drk fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Apr 13, 2024

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
spac is whac

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Hyedum
Jun 12, 2010
put away the SPAC before the SPAC
put you away,

you need to be there when your BBY start to
liquidate.

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