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Air Skwirl posted:Gorillas don't eat bamboo. Are you thinking of pandas? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6OnOrp4gcwQ
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Air Skwirl posted:Gorillas don't eat bamboo. Are you thinking of pandas? Are you gonna be the one to tell a gorilla it can't eat bamboo?
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he didn't say Mountain gorilla
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Captain Hygiene posted:Are you gonna be the one to tell a gorilla it can't eat bamboo?
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:the biological equivalent of a sack of muscles. ...so a sack of muscles then?
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What did you have for lunch? Sticks.
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BlankSystemDaemon posted:Gorillas are quite cute from a distance, but when you get close to them you quickly realize that in order to make climbing trees look so casual for an animal that big, they have to be the biological equivalent of a sack of muscles. https://youtu.be/LXQ9eaa7avI Yeah they are absurdly strong.
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I bet a gorilla can be stronger than me.
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One of the MRA scum guys uses gorillas as a mascot, because gorilla is strong! What they don't know is that gorillas have brains about 1/3rd the size of humans, mostly just sleep and eat and rarely fight, and have really tiny penises that are disproportionately small among apes. They chose a lazy creature with diminished mental capacity and a micropenis to represent themselves.
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Sounds like tortillas have it figured out E: gorillas, not tortillas
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davidspackage posted:Gorillas, who I assumed don't need so much bite strength, are actually at 1300 psi, like bull sharks. Splicer has a new favorite as of 20:16 on Apr 8, 2024 |
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Splicer posted:Fun fact(oid): the gene for ape jaw muscle formation is all messed up in humans which is why we have comparatively weak jaw muscles and atrophied jaws. There is (very big asterisk) speculation that this was a factor in our brainpans being able to grow so big. The gorillas might not need shark tier jaws but if they didn't there's a chance they'd be all hosed up on anxiety and capitalism. this is interesting and sad in equal measure
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Splicer posted:Fun fact(oid): the gene for ape jaw muscle formation is all messed up in humans which is why we have comparatively weak jaw muscles and atrophied jaws. There is (very big asterisk) speculation that this was a factor in our brainpans being able to grow so big. The gorillas might not need shark tier jaws but if they didn't there's a chance they'd be all hosed up on anxiety and capitalism. We think hard, we (don't) bite hard
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Are you saying I'm missing out on tusks and banana communism because my ancestor hosed the wrong monkey this is bullshit
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Karate Bastard posted:my ancestor hosed the wrong monkey My "I hosed a monkey & all I got was AIDS" shirt...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_oKwvWPT8&t=494s The pitch: Crypto game "creators" steal an entire game off Steam and upload it to the EGS with some hastily-grafted on web 3.0 promises, and (most) of the original creators' names swapped out for their own. The chaser: They were so bad at it that they still relied on the original game's server infrastructure, allowing the actual developers to push an update that bricked their entire ripoff with a message about how it was a scam being the only thing anyone who runs the client gets to see.
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steinrokkan posted:Sounds like tortillas have it figured out No, no, I think you're on to something
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I bet a gorilla can be stronger than me. no loving way
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I bet a gorilla can be stronger than me. Can be sure, but not likely
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Unperson_47 posted:Can be sure, but not likely Only one way to find out
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No way a ape going to out vape my kids
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Show me a goriller using a gun or a halberd
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You need to catch up on the Planet of the Apes movies
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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:he didn't say Mountain gorilla What is the average land speed of a gorilla? Mountain or jungle? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N68rAkmqA_A
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You mean to tell me an ape escaped from this laboratory?
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Feeling very bad for my next door neighbor.quote:I left KC at 7:10 this morning headed through St. Louis to Cape Girardeau. Got through STL fine, but every way south (270, 55, 21...) was so congested and logjammed, I could not get down. I ended up having to turn around and head back home. I spent 10 hours in the car and didn't even get to see the totality. I planned a little better and got to see totality, but still spent 8 hours in the car.
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We planned very loosely but saw the totality and my wife did about 8 hours of driving while I took meetings from the back seat over choppy internet.
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I mean, it was worth it, but next time I will be getting a place in the path of totality itself.
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Unperson_47 posted:Show me a goriller using a gun or a halberd https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3oRq78CwE7c
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The blurriness is a nice touch. it’s not blurry for me
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Subjunctive posted:it’s not blurry for me
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:The blurriness is a nice touch. Subjunctive posted:it’s not blurry for me lol Also Nemesis, I don't have PMs so I just want to say that your railroad graffiti thread is dope.
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Looking forward to more stories of towns getting rushed by one-day visitors converging for the eclipse. All I had to do was walk outside and look up  https://i.imgur.com/4JMEfWd.mp4 Schad on me forgetting to bring my work phone with a much better camera.
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My house got 99%, but we drove 45 min to my mom's for the totality. My first time to ever experience one. The schad: we had a light cloud cover so we could barely make out the corona.
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Unperson_47 posted:lol thank you ❤️
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Knormal posted:Will you accept Ya give her a halberd and a manpad
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A US military base in the Marshall Islands got a bit damp https://i.imgur.com/H6jfi8k.mp4 "Get outta here!" Hmmm yeah, that might be a good idea (Everyone was okay)
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