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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

LanceHunter posted:

Goons are simultaneously incredibly sharp at noticing/calling out bullshit, and the most gullible motherfuckers on the planet if something reinforces a negative stereotype they hold.

Which synergizes nicely with the propensity for glib hyperbole.

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RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆

Megillah Gorilla posted:

If you go to the legal advice subs, you will be banned and have your account deleted for warning people that the mods are literally cops.

that's not how it works.
the subreddit mods will ban you from their little fiefdom for offending them but they have no sitewide authority and can't touch your account. they can only block you from posting on their own board.

mods aren't chosen by the site ownership or anything they're just whichever random rear end in a top hat calls dibs on a board name first, plus the people that rear end in a top hat appoints

PookBear
Nov 1, 2008

haddedam posted:

I got permad from reddit since I kept pointing out being a tankie is just being a socially acceptable nazi.

haddedam posted:

Back in topic now with reddit hosting human trafficking but you could get banned for mentioning the fact reddit hired a pedo apologist as an admin.

You can get banned for anything from reddit, they are run by corrupt terminally online mods and admins who tend to lean left cause they have no hirable skills or education.

I'm starting to understand why you were banned from reddit and SA.

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy

El Jeffe posted:

Oh yeah you'll fit right in here on the SA forums of tyool 2024

Is there any other place on the internet not for terminally online?

Everything Is built around constant engagement, being agreeable to drive traffic and attract advertisements and built around doomscrolling.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
I've seen this Reddit post and several similar ones making the rounds on Twitter lately. Reactionaries have been concern trolling over hormonal birth control (well, probably forever) and like to use Reddit posts like this as 'evidence'.



TLDR woman is less attracted to her partner after getting off birth control pills.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Did quitting cold turkey also make her enter key stop working

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!
I guess the easiest way to stay off Reddit is to stay on your hormonal birth control.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Gosh, I wonder what potential biases might exist in r/TwoXChromosomes...

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Twitter must be doing great if a reddit post from 4 years ago is currently trending.

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

FurtherReading posted:

No you didn't. Reddit will only perma people for poo poo like vote manipulation and spamming.

I mean I got perma’d from Reddit for recommending violence as self defense against Nazis so…

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

emSparkly posted:

I mean I got perma’d from Reddit for recommending violence as self defense against Nazis so…

That can get you banned from here too

Hey-o!

emSparkly
Nov 21, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 4 days!

Milo and POTUS posted:

That can get you banned from here too

Hey-o!

Good old Genocide Jeffrey am I right?

DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007

Reddit told me I was disgusting for washing my rear end in the shower. Apparently you’re supposed to clean your rear end first and then shower. Also peeing in the shower? Reddit hates that.

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009

DamnitGannet posted:

Reddit told me I was disgusting for washing my rear end in the shower. Apparently you’re supposed to clean your rear end first and then shower. Also peeing in the shower? Reddit hates that.

Where else do you clean your rear end? In the sink?

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
Well you should wash your rear end with a bidet anytime you take a poo poo. Lmao if you just rub dry paper on it with your hand

DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007

Willatron posted:

Where else do you clean your rear end? In the sink?

The idea is that you wipe your rear end, and then bidet it, and then wipe it dry and make sure it’s perfectly clean before getting into the shower.

RPATDO_LAMD
Mar 22, 2013

🐘🪠🍆
you should still wash your rear end in the shower even if you do all that every time you take a dump

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

Actually you should never poop

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009

DamnitGannet posted:

The idea is that you wipe your rear end, and then bidet it, and then wipe it dry and make sure it’s perfectly clean before getting into the shower.

Seems like you can just wash it in the shower with way less water/paper waste and literally no difference.

Also not everybody has bidets, especially in North America, because we're under the thumb of big toilet paper.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

TIL that Reddit “leans left” which is why it’s bad.

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


We had a goon who proudly proclaimed they don't wash their hands afterwards since they have a bidet, I would hesitate to proclaim any superiority over the redditor here

Minotaurus Rex
Feb 25, 2007

if this accounts a rockin'
don't come a knockin'
You shouldn’t let internet strangers tell you how to wash your own goddamn rear end

Chamale
Jul 11, 2010

I'm helping!



LanceHunter posted:

Gosh, I wonder what potential biases might exist in r/TwoXChromosomes...

The mods of r/TwoXChromosomes are against transphobia and have said they regret the name, but there's no way to change it. It became the default women's subreddit many years ago because r/Women was subjected to a constant stream of porn posts.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

haddedam posted:

Is there any other place on the internet not for terminally online?

Everything Is built around constant engagement, being agreeable to drive traffic and attract advertisements and built around doomscrolling.

come post in FYAD where you can truly be free from the bleeding

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Chamale posted:

The mods of r/TwoXChromosomes are against transphobia and have said they regret the name, but there's no way to change it. It became the default women's subreddit many years ago because r/Women was subjected to a constant stream of porn posts.

lmao

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

I’m sure this has some ripe comments.

Gomez Chamberlain
Mar 22, 2005

Subakh ul kuhar!
If anything I'm shocked there aren't more comments

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Gomez Chamberlain posted:

If anything I'm shocked there aren't more comments

Well it’s only been 3 hours.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Minotaurus Rex posted:

You shouldn’t let internet strangers tell you to wash your own goddamn rear end

finally!

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

MarcusSA posted:

I’m sure this has some ripe comments.



There's always sticky flood of goons who come out of the woodwork any time showering is mentioned to say how they only shower once a week. Or month. Or less.

"I just don't smell" "I don't brush my teeth either, no one complains" "deodorant is a scam"

Always be grateful you can't smell people over the internet.

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

TIL that Reddit “leans left” which is why it’s bad.

I meant radical left like tankies being okay, communism is great actually, what about all the genocides america does every year and landlords are literal scum that need to be sent to camps. And the mods who largely are not emplyed allow echo chambers to be.


Sorry for the bad explanation and I can see why people are upset over me as I accidentally equated the most reasonable political stance with being a reddit mod.

The post has been corrected.

haddedam fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Apr 9, 2024

Cognac McCarthy
Oct 5, 2008

It's a man's game, but boys will play

I hate to break it to you op but most landlords are literal scum

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy
I'm not an American tho.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

haddedam posted:

I'm not an American tho.

Landlords are scum worldwide, my friend.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
One of the few truly good things Mao did.

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy

Megillah Gorilla posted:

One of the few truly good things Mao did.

yeah let's just have poor people rape, kill, torture and execute people instead of setting rules and regulations, truly based.

I, Butthole
Jun 30, 2007

Begin the operations of the gas chambers, gas schools, gas universities, gas libraries, gas museums, gas dance halls, and gas threads, etcetera.
I DEMAND IT
found the landlord

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



wont somebody think of the poor landlords?

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

lol imagine having the word "Lord" in your title

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
Uh, you know who might disagree with that? A little known guy named JESUS. As in CHRIST?!

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