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Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


wesleywillis posted:

Yeah maybe, but if you kept your plate hidden and a throw away Twitter account with a fake name and ambiguous enail address how could they figure out who you are?

You remember how it turned out Tesla staff were able to watch people through the cameras in the car? Guarantee Elon would capture where you live, your face and put out a hit :lol:

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Darchangel
Feb 12, 2009

Tell him about the blower!


Imperador do Brasil posted:

The amount of poo poo my 500 Abarth used to haul would put that “truck” to shame. Hell on occasion we still use my FiST to pick up more bags of animal feed than that if we happen to be out and about in it.

You should see the poo poo my buddy hauled home in his Fiero with the passenger seat removed.
I'm talking paving stones, here.

Ether Frenzy posted:

I fit a 50" sony rear projection HD tv from like 2004 into the back seat of a Volvo 240 by removing the back seat.

I did the same thing with our 55" LCD in my Crown Vic. In the box!
I also have a receiver hitch on that and our Outback, and a cargo basket.
Also just finished (mostly) my trailer, so 4x8 sheet goods are in my range now.

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Vincent Van Goatse posted:

We probably need a Tesla quarantine thread at this point.





If I remember correctly that's either 36 or 40 bags of mulch on 36 to 40 miles of electric with the hatch closed. And it took like 5 minutes with the vacuum to pick up the spillage.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

Powershift posted:

Payload capacity on the cybertruck isn't actually terrible. Based on the ratings it's over 3000lbs which is a 3/4 ton truck.

The issue is how chicken poo poo the suspension components are and how the brakes and steering constantly fail when driving it off the lot empty.

Obviously since the cybertruck is rated for 3000lbs it has to be fully laden or it breaks

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

cursedshitbox posted:

The gen1 prius here regularly hauls around a ton worth of trailer. At 300k it killed its second or third gen1 battery cells. We replaced them with gen2 cells.
The owner wants to get a gen2 and cut the roof off to make a "prickup" ute conversion. Gonna help him with that probably this summer.

There's a guy local that has one, we see it at the Home Depot now and then, it was done really well too looks stock. We call it the Pruck :v:

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Jul 11, 2006

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cursedshitbox posted:

The gen1 prius here regularly hauls around a ton worth of trailer. At 300k it killed its second or third gen1 battery cells. We replaced them with gen2 cells.
The owner wants to get a gen2 and cut the roof off to make a "prickup" ute conversion. Gonna help him with that probably this summer.

If he's cool with it, please document it if you can. That dude sounds alright.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


Yeah I'd love to see some pics of it. Making utes out of things that aren't utes is fucken tops.

Galler
Jan 28, 2008


A Honda Fit almost feels like cheating but regardless I'll contribute to small cars shaming cybertruck owners.

Bathroom vanity and sink


271sq/ft if R21 fiberglass insulation


Garage shelving


I apparently never took a picture of the pellet smoker (green mountain grills jim bowie) that I brought home in the Fit. That one was close and if the lady loading it wasn't a fuckin' surgeon with the forklift I would have been unboxing the thing in the parking lot.

afen
Sep 23, 2003

nemo saltat sobrius
You could get a roof rack as well!

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Ether Frenzy posted:

A 75 year old Renault 2CV can do anything a CYBERTRVKK can do but instead of women thinking you're an incel they'll post a tiktok titled "wow this french resistance guy has BDE". Also none of the wheels will break off

Then you go for some errands and accidentally complete the Paris to Dakar.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
I have both a Fit and a 240 with roof bars and a tow hitch. Nothing can stop me from moving things around

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


Cybertruck owners are going to need to step their game up to stop them getting absolutely mogged by regular-rear end cars.

https://x.com/berthol65314644/status/1774840097478676897

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Meanwhile, my dad has broken rear springs on two different Ford Fiestas moving fieldstones to build a wall. Why he didn't just wander across the street and borrow the tractor and a trailer, I have no idea. Why he did it twice, I have even less of an idea.

Is there a lift kit for the latest Fiesta?

Full Collapse
Dec 4, 2002

My wife and I brought home a few hundred pounds of bricks in the trunk of our Civic to make a backyard patio.

ili
Jul 26, 2003


I've carried a few hundred kg of palm tree trunks to the tip in my forester, pros were the weighbridge person let me dump them all for only one 100kg voucher, cons were it drove like a bag of warm poo poo, also all the spiders and insects from the trees were free to crawl all around the interior while I was driving and it was a massive pain in the arse to clean afterwards even after putting tarps down. Also took many 3-400kg loads of stuff to the tip in my old dual cab, it was a thousand times easier to load and unload and also afterwards you can just hose it out or just wait for it to rain who gives a poo poo if your ute is dirty and banged up.

In conclusion, putting stuff in vehicles is a land of contrasts.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

When I worked brick, we had a pair of 1 ton dually pickups for heavy hauling. A V10 Dodge ram and a 460 V8 Ford F350. The boss had a pretty good attitude about using them, "Try not to break the things. If it makes money, though, don't spare the horses."

That did no good when we got both of them stuck (and actually breaking the Dodge) going up a long, slick, and steep red clay incline at a job site. The Spanish speaking guys being smart enough not to use their personal vehicles to do dumb poo poo, it fell on our mason's little trucks to haul four pallets of bricks up there, half a pallet at a time. One was a '93 3.9L V6 Dodge Dakota , the other an '83 2.8L V6 Chevy S-10. Completely destroyed the shocks on both, and killed the Dodge's transmission, but we got that poo poo up there alright. The boss had both trucks fixed over the weekend, we all made some cash, and I found a new appreciation for little pickups and skilled driving.

Then again, I was always told to bring more truck than you need. After driving some awful combinations of truck and trailer, I stick to that. Always amazing what does kinda-sorta work.

See: 24ft, 8ft wide enclosed car hauler trailer (reinforced floor, heavy duty axles, a big bitch) used to haul bread, fully loaded each morning. 2006 Chevy Silverado with a 4.3L V6 (a Chevy 350ci V8 with two cylinders chopped off, for our non-American friends). Shortest configuration, too. Single cab with a short bed. The absolute minimum 1/2 ton truck you could buy. It may as well have been a Tonka toy.

I was told long before I ever drove it, "This truck is grossly inadequate for the task at hand. You have to think half a mile ahead. The interstate is terrifying."

It was! The headlights were adjusted to be usable when towing, and pointed 6ft in front of the vehicle when unloaded. It took a good minute to accelerate to 60mph. 65mph was top speed. It could do better, but that's when a feeling of impending doom kicked in. You had to drive with one eye on the temp gauge and one hand on the brake controller. I missed my first left turn into a customer location (one I had serviced hundreds of times before) twice, because I couldn't slow down in time to turn. It was so loud at speed that it didn't matter if the windows were down or not (no A/C, in Florida, so I got to test that out). Truckers on the highway would angrily go to your left, see the tow vehicle get pushed around, and pull all the way to the right to complete the pass. Other delivery people laughed at my poo poo :(.

Still, that combo made it 20,000 miles before we convinced the guy, "That truck is dying a slow death by 24ft trailer." The replacement? A 2016 Silverado 3500 V8 gasser, single cab, long bed. Night and day. No bubbles, no troubles. A/C! Cruise control!! Integrated brake controller!!! Not over the tow rating, even if you tried!!!! Also, $28,000 more expensive. Worth every penny.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
I know a dude that loaded a bunch of railway tie sized pieces of wood (some may have even been actual ties)in the passenger seat of his 90 mistake years ago at mosport because we needed firewood.

Pretty sure I posted the pic somewhere here in ai.

wesleywillis fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Apr 10, 2024

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

wesleywillis posted:

I know a dude that loaded a bunch of railway tie sized pieces of wood (some may have even been actual ties)in the passenger seat of his 90 mistake years ago at mosport because we needed firewood.

Pretty sure I posted the pic somewhere here in ai.

So, AI, where does your mind go when reading '90 mistake?

1990 Eagle Medallion.

charliemonster42
Sep 14, 2005


madeintaipei posted:

So, AI, where does your mind go when reading '90 mistake?

1990 Eagle Medallion.

How about to a Blue 1990 Geo Metro

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

madeintaipei posted:

So, AI, where does your mind go when reading '90 mistake?

1990 Eagle Medallion.

Saturn

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012


Grrr.

KakerMix
Apr 8, 2004

8.2 M.P.G.
:byetankie:
I was going to say Mercury Mystique but those didn't come out till 94 here in the USA.

Raluek
Nov 3, 2006

WUT.
my brother was born in 91, so he could have been a '90 mistake

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Ether Frenzy posted:

A 75 year old Renault 2CV can do anything a CYBERTRVKK can do but instead of women thinking you're an incel they'll post a tiktok titled "wow this french resistance guy has BDE". Also none of the wheels will break off

Making a post like the CYBYRTRYXX ones, but it's about carrying a basket of eggs from farm to market without them breaking

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


90s saturn good, 00s saturn bad

theultimo
Aug 2, 2004

An RSS feed bot who makes questionable purchasing decisions.
Pillbug
Citation II, it's a car from 85 but it's very much around early 90s

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


charliemonster42 posted:

How about to a Blue 1990 Geo Metro



I had the Suzuki version of this and I maintain it was great at doing its job as a car which was to get me from point a to point b. Refined in absolutely zero ways but car'd well.

CAT INTERCEPTOR
Nov 9, 2004

Basically a male Margaret Thatcher

Olympic Mathlete posted:

I had the Suzuki version of this and I maintain it was great at doing its job as a car which was to get me from point a to point b. Refined in absolutely zero ways but car'd well.

The GTI version is a hilariously great Slow is Fast that beats the living crap out of anything this side of a 911 of the time and people are still making them even faster today.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


A GTI one would be amazing, I'd love to drive one. :lol:

Applebees Appetizer
Jan 23, 2006

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

The GTI version is a hilariously great Slow is Fast that beats the living crap out of anything this side of a 911 of the time and people are still making them even faster today.

I bought one brand new in like '91 and I loved it. Came without a/c the dealership had to install it, and after that I paid like $13k out the door for it. Wish I had a pic of it.

It's funny because I had just got back to the states from Japan, and Suzuki here just started selling them so I knew exactly what it was, no one else had a clue about the motors they had in them. Rev happy motor, I beat on that car and it gave the Mustangs fits lol, they couldn't understand why I could keep up with them in a Geo Metro :v:

BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

CAT INTERCEPTOR posted:

The GTI version is a hilariously great Slow is Fast that beats the living crap out of anything this side of a 911 of the time and people are still making them even faster today.

How is it that in Suzuki Swift or Holden Barina form, these look like basic but competent transport, but in Geo Metro form they manage to look like utter garbage with every possible cent squeezed out of them?

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


God this is a nightmare

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MZIArrkMIo

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

madeintaipei posted:

So, AI, where does your mind go when reading '90 mistake?

1990 Eagle Medallion.
Fuckin autocorrect.

It was the passenger seat because the fuckin trunk ain't big enough for poo poo.

1990 miata.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!

wesleywillis posted:

Big loving deal.



Found it.

meltie
Nov 9, 2003

Not a sodding fridge.

wesleywillis posted:

Fuckin autocorrect.

It was the passenger seat because the fuckin trunk ain't big enough for poo poo.

1990 miata.

I've moved a refrigerator in a miata but I think this wins.

Weedle
May 31, 2006




wesleywillis posted:

Big loving deal.



big mon bazou vibes

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:



Hero

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

I choose to believe you blacked out your face because you were a Seal Team 6 operator or something at the time.

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
that's how the logdriver learns to haul ... heavily

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BuckyDoneGun
Nov 30, 2004
fat drunk

Is that Tony Danza helping you load?

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