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Evilreaver
Feb 26, 2007

GEORGE IS GETTIN' AUGMENTED!
Dinosaur Gum

[Ice T from SVU voice] the kids call it GROUCHING

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Evilreaver posted:

[Ice T from SVU voice] the kids call it GROUCHING

what, like you never tried it? eclairboi?

SSDDR
Aug 3, 2004

I don't know if I can handle this, y'know?
Grimey Drawer

Knormal posted:

Is this a real amusement park? I think AI made this whole thing up.
Only those that have survived the Sooper Dooper Looper can say for sure!

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/consequence/status/1776767095130243207

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


Evilreaver posted:

[Ice T from SVU voice] the kids call it GROUCHING

Lol

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/henrymance/status/1777333126580088912

Reiche
Jan 28, 2009

I like my coffee with cream and lsd.

what a twt

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Much like the company name, this exec sure seems like a burden.

Hispanic! At The Disco
Dec 25, 2011


SSDDR posted:

Only those that have survived the Sooper Dooper Looper can say for sure!

This ride has a pre-made nickname for anyone who shits their pants!

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Hispanic! At The Disco posted:

This ride has a pre-made nickname for anyone who shits their pants!

Brother, that ain't chocolate

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

"A newspaper has said sorry for mocking a company who dropped all the vowels in their name by dropping all the vowels in their apology."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/city-am-absolutely-nailed-it-with-their-front-page-apology-to-abrdn/ar-BB1lko3k

Somebody has irritable vowel syndrome

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/360mediaX/status/1777865606056018384

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Two of the greatest soldiers Mother Base ever saw, sorry to hear they ended up at odds

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
How slowly did the gloves come off

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

This means they're just getting started.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Captain Hygiene posted:

Two of the greatest soldiers Mother Base ever saw, sorry to hear they ended up at odds

When asked for comment vis-à-vis the strippers, Mr. Kojima had this to say...

GrossMurpel
Apr 8, 2011

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

"A newspaper has said sorry for mocking a company who dropped all the vowels in their name by dropping all the vowels in their apology."

https://www.msn.com/en-us/lifestyle/lifestyle-buzz/city-am-absolutely-nailed-it-with-their-front-page-apology-to-abrdn/ar-BB1lko3k

Somebody has irritable vowel syndrome

Neither the company nor the apology dropped all the vowels

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
E: Actually the joke about it being in bad taste was also in bad taste

Splicer has a new favorite as of 10:17 on Apr 10, 2024

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/JJ_Bloom/status/1778030349525631419

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Only problem is they used their own money on the renovations rather then liberating funds from their employer.

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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By popular demand posted:

Only problem is they used their own money on the renovations rather then liberating funds from their employer.


quote:

The duo are accused of trying to fly below the radar by making sure none of the invoices exceeded $3,000, which would have triggered further authorization from Caltrain and TransAmerica Services, the firm that employed Worden.

That doesn't sound like spending their own money.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Atticus_1354 posted:

That doesn't sound like spending their own money.

Isn't it public money? Are they not members of the public?

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Pfffft, New York did it first and better


MTA workers had hidden ‘man cave’ below Grand Central tracks, IG report finds

https://nypost.com/2020/09/24/mta-workers-had-hidden-man-cave-below-grand-central-tracks/

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
My god only the state of california is allowed to piss away money on poo poo

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008


https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2024/apr/07/my-partner-ogles-other-women-and-it-makes-me-feel-unattractive

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



quote:

He is always staring at other women! Whenever we are out and there are attractive women nearby, he will take a good look or worse, keep staring at them while we’re in a pub or something. Meanwhile, our conversation starts to dry up, because his focus is elsewhere.
Sounds like a creepy weirdo. Don't stare at people. Especially not to the extent that you're actually distracted from conversation by it. :stare:

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/NME/status/1778088645167308882

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/MailOnline/status/1777884726310642064

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



That reads like a parody headline but I can totally believe it

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Pfffft, New York did it first and better


MTA workers had hidden ‘man cave’ below Grand Central tracks, IG report finds

https://nypost.com/2020/09/24/mta-workers-had-hidden-man-cave-below-grand-central-tracks/

That's the most rage batey title ever, they shoved a dirty fridge, futon, and TV into a storage closet.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

So a step up from goon cave, then.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Elviscat posted:

rage batey

were they rage 'bating in the man cave?

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1778432021095653868

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

He'll never find the real killer now.

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



I think they silenced him because he knew too much.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Prostate cancer? drat. She died by his hand, he died by his rear end.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

It is really genuinely funny to see how awkward way every headline has to dance around how to refer to Simpson in as neutral a term as possible.

"OJ Simpson, this guy who did some stuff or maybe he didn't really it's all up for debate, is dead."

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Cancer is a slower death than most and he had time to see it coming. He should have left behind a letter answering all the questions the victims’ families may have had since he didn’t have the balls to do it in life. Fuckin dipshit.

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Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


I mean his book kinda showed exactly what he did, at least.

Scathach has a new favorite as of 21:55 on Apr 11, 2024

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