|
Halloween Jack posted:close-quarters battle ?
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 15:47 |
|
|
# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:17 |
|
Close only counts in horseshoes, hand grenades, and -quarters combat with a bear.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 15:51 |
|
Biplane posted:Me: That's a nice dress loving lol. I'm so glad someone posted the clown story! I saw it and couldn't copy/paste on the phone. I'm so on the couple's side. Strange I'm agreeing with a clown. Do not enjoy, but here we are.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 15:51 |
|
Never thought I'd agree with both a clown couple and a hentai foot fetish consumer in one morning but here I am
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 15:54 |
|
Midnight Voyager posted:I wonder how this is going- She should honestly work harder to alienate her daughter. If she doesn't, the kid is going to turn 18 and win their house in a bet with her husband. vvv the sore loser stepdad is the one setting her up for success by teaching her valuable grifting skills. As long as she's got a deck of cards and a rube nearby she'll be fine. Larry Cum Free fucked around with this message at 16:34 on Apr 9, 2024 |
# ? Apr 9, 2024 16:10 |
|
That competitive kid does sound a bit spoiled by her other parents but that doesn't make the grounding right and they obviously are not dealing with it in any kind of constructive way. I'm basing the spoiled idea off of the princess comment and not wanting to pack her own backpack before school, but I will rescind my opinion if it turns out she is doing her share or chores around the houses. Otherwise it sounds like the other parents are setting her up for failure in life. And not because she's a girl so she should clean, it's something everyone should learn how to do while young.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 16:18 |
|
Spaced God posted:Never thought I'd agree with both a clown couple and a hentai foot fetish consumer in one morning but here I am Is there hentai of clown foot fetishists? They have some big feets if those shoes are any indication.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 16:23 |
|
Kuros posted:Is there hentai of Yes
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 16:36 |
|
Why are feet always at the extreme of fetish obsession, or think they are disgusting? Surely I am not the only person with a moderate position of "Feet can be sexy, but barely crack the top 10 or sexy body parts at best"
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 17:28 |
|
They're at an extreme end of the body so maybe that's part of it My (F35) husband (M38) is in the bathroom all the time and it’s affecting our relationship quote:Throwaway because I have friends on reddit. The title basically sums it up pretty well, my husband is always in the freaking bathroom, for HOURS sometimes. Hiiiiighway to the poopin' zone from the comments: quote:You’re absolutely correct. Sitting on the toilet for long periods of time, and straining will definitely get you hemorrhoids quote:He already has those 😓😓 You've gotta admire his dedication Larry Cum Free fucked around with this message at 17:46 on Apr 9, 2024 |
# ? Apr 9, 2024 17:29 |
|
Makes sense, as a pure degenerate I'm always asking for scalp and fingertip pics.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 17:43 |
|
Larry Cum Free posted:They're at an extreme end of the body so maybe that's part of it r/relationships: They're at an extreme end of the body so maybe that's part of it Anyhoo. Content! AITA for comparing a baby to an animal? quote:I overheard my coworker “Tammy” talking with another coworker about how she had been trying to make banana bread, but it always came out too dry. I suggested she add sour cream to her recipe to keep the bread moist.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 17:48 |
|
John Wick of Dogs posted:Why are feet always at the extreme of fetish obsession, or think they are disgusting? Surely I am not the only person with a moderate position of "Feet can be sexy, but barely crack the top 10 or sexy body parts at best" it’s literally a neurological thing, the part of the brain that deals with feet is squished all up in the part of your brain that deals with genitals and wires can get crossed there really easily it’s called like the sensory homunculi or something
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 17:49 |
|
So like.... she broke her wrist and sat there yelling? Kicking down the door is always an option. Embarrass the poo poo outta him literally. I know there's a lot in this story but that just seems loving weird.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 17:58 |
|
Rockman Reserve posted:it’s literally a neurological thing, the part of the brain that deals with feet is squished all up in the part of your brain that deals with genitals and wires can get crossed there really easily Just a little prank by evolution.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:05 |
|
Quackles posted:
YTA
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:10 |
|
ApplesandOranges posted:AITA for inviting a clown to my wedding and putting him in the pictures? responder posted:NTA. reddit op posted:Thank you! And understandable. Apart from the photos of the three of us, we did have him stay off to the side with the kids who wanted to hang with him, so it wasn't like he was cutting the cake with us. But I have also watched a lot of true crime documentaries so I can understand people's mixed feelings.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:23 |
|
AITA for telling my BIL that he has bigger tits then mequote:I (18F) went to the beach with my parents and my sister (27F) and her husband (31M) I was wearing a bikini, I guess it was kinda like revealing but I looked good so it doesn’t matter. Literally no one had a problem with what I was wearing except my BIL. As soon as he saw my bikini he started complaining. He told me to put a t-shirt on and I refused ofc. He said I was trying to show off and attention seeking and he very heavily hinted that I was trying to seduce him like ew as if, he’s 13 years older than me like ew be so fr rn. Maybe BiL shouldn't be looking at an 18-year-old relative's chest if it turns him on and he can't contain himself?
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:27 |
|
I don't like true crime documentaries but I would 100% watch one about a clown murdering a wedding party.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:28 |
|
Larry Cum Free posted:I don't like true crime documentaries but I would 100% watch one about a clown murdering a wedding party. It might not be a documentary but there's gotta be a rob zombie movie where this happens, yeah?
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:31 |
|
Kitfox88 posted:It might not be a documentary but there's gotta be a rob zombie movie where this happens, yeah? I don't specifically remember him doing any collabs with ICP but I wouldn't rule it out.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:32 |
|
Bonster posted:AITA for telling my BIL that he has bigger tits then me What the hell kind of family agreed with this dude? Like if I had a kid and someone told them to cover up they'd immediately not be on the beach trip with me. Have fun getting an Uber home, dipshit and dipshit's wife.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:33 |
|
Bonster posted:AITA for telling my BIL that he has bigger tits then me The genre "Grown man yells at teenage girl to cover up and is told their tits are bigger than the girl's" is one of my favorite genres. Just such a huge own on the guy. And I say that as a guy with a large chest that's probably bigger than a random teenage girl's chest.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:51 |
|
So many stories where the family just lets the rear end in a top hat get their way to keep the peace. No, if you're an rear end in a top hat you don't get your way. Stop appeasing these people.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 18:52 |
|
Larry Cum Free posted:You've gotta admire his dedication Admire his defecation, surely
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 19:03 |
|
Bonster posted:He called me a bitch and started yelling at me.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 19:15 |
|
Larry Cum Free posted:They're at an extreme end of the body so maybe that's part of it school kid logic of hiding in th ebathroom so teacher can't call on you
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 19:24 |
|
Pope Hilarius II posted:Admire his defecation, surely Ehh, it's not clear that a lot of defecation is actually happening
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 19:33 |
|
limp_cheese posted:That competitive kid does sound a bit spoiled by her other parents but that doesn't make the grounding right and they obviously are not dealing with it in any kind of constructive way. Yeah if the mom wasn't a POS about it, she might have a point about the spoiling. Of course, maybe if the mom wasn't an rear end in a top hat, the daughter might want to stay around enough to deal with the extremely minor inconvenience of packing her backpack and poo poo.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 19:33 |
|
AITAH for not wanting to breakup my engagement with my fiance that happens to be my stepsister.quote:Apologies for the throw away but giving the title i hope everyone can understand why we want to stay anonymous.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 19:56 |
|
Imma treat it like it's real, because I've seen a couple of these situations in real life. Somehow the parents are always lovely as hell. gently caress those parents. Assholes of one of the highest degrees.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 20:00 |
|
John Wick of Dogs posted:So many stories where the family just lets the rear end in a top hat get their way to keep the peace. No, if you're an rear end in a top hat you don't get your way. Stop appeasing these people. It's so loving exhausting. Why do these families constantly bend over backwards to appease the rear end in a top hat that makes everyone miserable?
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 20:25 |
|
I don't think cutting off is the ultimatum they think it is because if both kids get disinherited they aren't part of the same family any more and then how can you object to them getting married
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 20:28 |
|
Halloween Jack posted:AITAH for not wanting to breakup my engagement with my fiance that happens to be my stepsister. The parents knew, they just disregarded it for the sake of their own relationship. OP and his stepsister should do the same.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 20:39 |
|
Halloween Jack posted:AITAH for not wanting to breakup my engagement with my fiance that happens to be my stepsister.
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 20:42 |
|
100 degrees Calcium posted:The parents knew, they just disregarded it for the sake of their own relationship. wouldn't you start THE POST YOU WRITE ABOUT IT with clearly stating that you were dating for two years before the marriage? unless, of course, you're trying to bury your "no really we actually aren't doing incest" lede to increase engagement with your very important personal issue
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 20:50 |
|
InediblePenguin posted:wouldn't you start THE POST YOU WRITE ABOUT IT with clearly stating that you were dating for two years before the marriage? unless, of course, you're trying to bury your "no really we actually aren't doing incest" lede to increase engagement with your very important personal issue That's just good storytelling
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 20:51 |
|
InediblePenguin posted:wouldn't you start THE POST YOU WRITE ABOUT IT with clearly stating that you were dating for two years before the marriage? unless, of course, you're trying to bury your "no really we actually aren't doing incest" lede to increase engagement with your very important personal issue
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 20:59 |
|
If it were structured perfectly for rising drama that would just make a lot of people call it fake
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 21:00 |
|
|
# ? Jun 8, 2024 06:17 |
|
This is deeply upsetting, what's it from? quote:like ew as if, he’s 13 years older than me like ew be so fr rn YTA for talking like this
|
# ? Apr 9, 2024 21:03 |