Halloween Jack posted:

close-quarters battle

Halloween Jack posted:

10m

Biplane posted:

Me: That's a nice dress
MIL:
Me: For a clown to wear
Me: at a wedding
MIL: Nooo

Midnight Voyager posted:

I wonder how this is going-

She has a rich ex who was happy to not make her spend money re: their kid and now she's binned that situation. Jealousy and hate for her own kid seethe out of her every word. What a weirdo.

Spaced God posted:

Never thought I'd agree with both a clown couple and a hentai foot fetish consumer in one morning but here I am

Kuros posted:

Is there hentai of

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Throwaway because I have friends on reddit. The title basically sums it up pretty well, my husband is always in the freaking bathroom, for HOURS sometimes.

He says it’s not because he’s scrolling on his phone but I have trouble believing him. I asked him to go without and he refuses. He says his bowels move really slowly 🙄 when he’s in there, he’s in his own world. Once I fell and broke my wrist and I called for him for almost 40 minutes to come help me to no avail.

We’ve recently had a baby, he starts crying ALWAYS whenever he goes to the toilet. It always falls on me. If I am breastfeeding and he’s in the bathroom when a delivery arrives I have to stop to open the door, he can’t because he’d “lose concentration when he’s in the zone”. His exact words.

I know this feels ridiculous and fake but I swear it isn’t. I have talked to him but he just doesn’t see it, says it’s his biological need and can’t do anything about it. I just can’t stand it anymore. Have I mentioned we only have ONE BATHROOM?? I’ve had to do my business on the sink more times than I’d like to admit. I get so mad I want to call it quits, I swear.

What can I do to make him understand?

Tl, dr: My husband spends too much time on the bathroom, he cannot be disturbed and everything falls on me. Refuses to do anything about it

EDIT: When I wrote the post I was outraged after a discussion so I think I left out a few important things. When the wrist thing happened he felt really awful, he did not say chill woman!

And he’s done this since he was a kid, his dad used to do it before him too (confirmed by MIL) so I highly doubt it’s porn addiction, drugs or cheating, which is why I don’t know how to handle this. He says he doesn’t know any better. If I make him leave the toilet, he has to go back in a few minutes because he wasn’t done. The phone has only made it worse because it provides entertainment and he takes even longer.

I’ve asked to go to the doctor, therapy… I don’t want to leave over a silly thing like a bathroom but I’m honestly at a loss here

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You’re absolutely correct. Sitting on the toilet for long periods of time, and straining will definitely get you hemorrhoids

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He already has those 😓😓

Larry Cum Free posted:

They're at an extreme end of the body so maybe that's part of it

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I overheard my coworker “Tammy” talking with another coworker about how she had been trying to make banana bread, but it always came out too dry. I suggested she add sour cream to her recipe to keep the bread moist.

She seemed interested, and wanted me to email her my recipe, but I am one of those people who just throws ingredients together in what feels like the right amounts. I told her this, and she suggested that she come over to my house sometime so I can show her how I make it. It sounded a little bit like she was joking, but I took her up on it and invited her over. She agreed. She came over on Saturday with a note card and pencil so she could write down the steps as I was doing them, and we set to work.

I have a cat, Tater Tot, who is paralyzed, so I keep her suited up to protect both her and my floors while she drags herself around. When Tammy came over, Tater Tot was zipping around as usual, checking things out. Tammy seemed surprised to see her, and avoided looking at her. I asked if she wanted me to put Tater Tot away, but she said no, don’t worry about it. We commenced with the making of banana bread.

As I was throwing things together and measuring out my slap-dash ingredients so she could write down the amounts, I noticed that Tater Tot had soiled herself. I excused myself for a minute so I could get her cleaned up and changed, then washed my hands and came back to finish measuring.

This is where Tammy became upset. She didn’t want me to touch the ingredients anymore because I had just touched a cat’s waste, and it wasn’t sanitary. I told her that I had not touched the waste directly, and had washed my hands with antibacterial soap afterwards, so my hands were clean. She told me it didn’t matter, and that she wouldn’t have come over if she had known that my secret ingredient was cat poo poo.

Here’s a thing about Tammy. She has a one year-old son, whom she has brought to work on a couple of occasions. It’s crazy, the amount of stink and waste that such a tiny creature can produce. There’s no way this lady hasn’t ever been wrist-deep in poo poo at one point or another, changing this kid’s diaper, and I’m sure that afterwards she washed her hands and went about her day like a normal human being. So I told her that me changing my cats pee pad was no different than her changing her baby’s diaper.

And I guess that’s what really set her off, because she threw down her note card and pencil and very loudly said, “my child is not an animal!” She grabbed her purse off the table and stormed out of my house, and that was the end of that.

Given her reaction, I’m wondering if AITA for comparing her baby to my cat. I honestly don’t see why she got so angry about it. (The hand washing thing, I guess I can understand.)

John Wick of Dogs posted:

Why are feet always at the extreme of fetish obsession, or think they are disgusting? Surely I am not the only person with a moderate position of "Feet can be sexy, but barely crack the top 10 or sexy body parts at best"

Rockman Reserve posted:

it’s literally a neurological thing, the part of the brain that deals with feet is squished all up in the part of your brain that deals with genitals and wires can get crossed there really easily

it’s called like the sensory homunculi or something

Quackles posted:

AITA for comparing a baby to an animal?

 I am one of those people who just throws ingredients together in what feels like the right amounts

ApplesandOranges posted:

AITA for inviting a clown to my wedding and putting him in the pictures?

Good clown credentials

responder posted:

NTA.

A wedding is ultimately a celebration and how you choose to celebrate is really up to the couple. If you want a carnival for a wedding, then go nuts.

Now that being said...clowns are a divisive form of entertainment. They can make a lot of people uncomfortable and their style of entertainment can be invasive.

I think you and hubby just need to let the situation cool down a bit and then have a conversation about how this was what you (collectively) wanted for your day. She's entitled to have not liked it, but it was special and fun for you two.

reddit op posted:

Thank you! And understandable. Apart from the photos of the three of us, we did have him stay off to the side with the kids who wanted to hang with him, so it wasn't like he was cutting the cake with us. But I have also watched a lot of true crime documentaries so I can understand people's mixed feelings.

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I (18F) went to the beach with my parents and my sister (27F) and her husband (31M) I was wearing a bikini, I guess it was kinda like revealing but I looked good so it doesn’t matter. Literally no one had a problem with what I was wearing except my BIL. As soon as he saw my bikini he started complaining. He told me to put a t-shirt on and I refused ofc. He said I was trying to show off and attention seeking and he very heavily hinted that I was trying to seduce him like ew as if, he’s 13 years older than me like ew be so fr rn.

He didn’t have a shirt on so I could very clearly see that he has bigger tits then me and i’m not that small so like that’s just embarrassing for him. I told him that if I have to cover up then he should too because he has bigger tits then me. He called me a bitch and started yelling at me. My sister said I should apologise because I crossed a line by insulting him like that. My parents agree with my sister but my dad laughed and said I was right when we got home. My parents said I should’ve just covered up just to keep him happy and not cause any issues. But like what do they want me to do? Dress like a mormon to the loving beach?

Did I go too far? I just think it’s so dumb that I have to put a t-shirt on and yet he doesn’t even though his chest is way bigger than mine like what? dumb as gently caress

Larry Cum Free posted:

I don't like true crime documentaries but I would 100% watch one about a clown murdering a wedding party.

Kitfox88 posted:

It might not be a documentary but there's gotta be a rob zombie movie where this happens, yeah?

Bonster posted:

AITA for telling my BIL that he has bigger tits then me

Maybe BiL shouldn't be looking at an 18-year-old relative's chest if it turns him on and he can't contain himself?

Bonster posted:

AITA for telling my BIL that he has bigger tits then me

Larry Cum Free posted:

You've gotta admire his dedication

Bonster posted:

He called me a bitch and started yelling at me.

Larry Cum Free posted:

They're at an extreme end of the body so maybe that's part of it

My (F35) husband (M38) is in the bathroom all the time and it’s affecting our relationship

Hiiiiighway to the poopin' zone


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You've gotta admire his dedication

Pope Hilarius II posted:

Admire his defecation, surely

limp_cheese posted:

That competitive kid does sound a bit spoiled by her other parents but that doesn't make the grounding right and they obviously are not dealing with it in any kind of constructive way.

I'm basing the spoiled idea off of the princess comment and not wanting to pack her own backpack before school, but I will rescind my opinion if it turns out she is doing her share or chores around the houses. Otherwise it sounds like the other parents are setting her up for failure in life.

And not because she's a girl so she should clean, it's something everyone should learn how to do while young.

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Apologies for the throw away but giving the title i hope everyone can understand why we want to stay anonymous.

Don't care if you believe me.

The title is correct i 28M have been in a relationship with my now fiance 27F for the last 5 years and now engaged for a couple of week she also just so happens to be my stepsister as well.

Our parents wants us to break it off and breakup because they think it's weird.

The problem with this is i have known my fiance for more than 8 years now and the only reason why we are stepsibling is because her father and my mother started to date 3 years back after we introduced them to each other and got married last year.

My mother and her father where bought single when we untroduced them to each other at her 23th birthday party and we never thought a relationship will happen between them because they are worlds apart. Introducing the parents are just one of those things that comes with being in a relationship was our thoughts.

Neither my father of her mother are alive.

We found out about them dating 7 months into their relationship and yes it was weird as hell but decided to stay out of it because their relationship had nothing to do with us and they seemed happy.

Everything was going sort of okay but we did keep our distance from them as the situation was still weird for us they also left us alone but that all stopped after their wedding.

Everything started with weird comments from them here and there and my mother all of a sudden started talking to me about this pretty girl she works with or the new girl at the grocery store wanting to intreduce me, her father basically did the same but in a more suttle way talking about not getting married young, traveling enjoying life all that poo poo. We found this strange and multiple times we asked them to stop.

Everything escalated after i proposed and they where pissed to say the least when we told them.

They got visibly angry, yelling at us and asking what will people think, are we trying to make them look bad, we are siblings, the joke of us dating has gone on long enough and it's time we break up because we are no longer allowed to date each other because we became a family after they married.

They actually demanded that we call off the engagement and break up because they are tired of how awkward we made them feel and having to hear people talking behind their back. We are disgusting my fiance was actually in tears at this point.

I told the to go an gently caress themselves as we did nothing wrong and if anyone was disgusting it was them because who goes out them marries their childs partners parent if they want to see disgust they should look into a mirror.

Things almost got physical between my fiances father and me but my fiance came between us and just asked if we could leave. I was pissed, i don't think i have ever been that angry.

Now call me childish, disgusting, pig, or the rear end in a top hat, whatever but i know im a DICK and with how pissed i was i wanted to get one last jab in before leaving their house just before i walked out the door, i yelled don't worry about us just know i will enjoy loving my sister tonight.

She was pissed at that comments and told me in the car that was unnecessary but the next morning after all the emotions wasn't so high she actually laughed at it but still told me that was unnecessary i kind of agree with her.

Our phones have been going crazy with all the calls and text telling us they refuse to support us and will cut us off if we decide to continue on dating and a bunch of other thing i don't think is allowed on here.

Me an my fiance are on the same page we will not be breaking up or calling off anything and if that means we do some cutting off, we are happy to do so.

I know it looks bad looking in from the out side as we are technically stepsibling and i don't want to sound like a 9 year old but we dated first. What if we where already married will they then demand that we divorced. She agreed with me posting but under a throw away to ask for judgment because this whole situation and their demands are complete poo poo in my opinion.

Will give additional information if needed depending on what is asked.

AITAH.

Edit.

If and when our parents show up again which they will. Im working on a couple if more jabs, if you have any please share.

Petty as gently caress over here.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

So many stories where the family just lets the rear end in a top hat get their way to keep the peace. No, if you're an rear end in a top hat you don't get your way. Stop appeasing these people.

Halloween Jack posted:

AITAH for not wanting to breakup my engagement with my fiance that happens to be my stepsister.


It's pointless to debate if these are real, but I gotta think: Wouldn't you start off by saying that you and your fiancee were dating for 2 years before your parents met and started dating?

Halloween Jack posted:

AITAH for not wanting to breakup my engagement with my fiance that happens to be my stepsister.


It's pointless to debate if these are real, but I gotta think: Wouldn't you start off by saying that you and your fiancee were dating for 2 years before your parents met and started dating?

100 degrees Calcium posted:

The parents knew, they just disregarded it for the sake of their own relationship.

OP and his stepsister should do the same.

InediblePenguin posted:

wouldn't you start THE POST YOU WRITE ABOUT IT with clearly stating that you were dating for two years before the marriage? unless, of course, you're trying to bury your "no really we actually aren't doing incest" lede to increase engagement with your very important personal issue

InediblePenguin posted:

wouldn't you start THE POST YOU WRITE ABOUT IT with clearly stating that you were dating for two years before the marriage? unless, of course, you're trying to bury your "no really we actually aren't doing incest" lede to increase engagement with your very important personal issue

Larry Cum Free posted:

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 like ew as if, he’s 13 years older than me like ew be so fr rn