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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Non Compos Mentis posted:



rough gangtag contender

e: now with correct dims

:hmmyes:

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

FreudianSlippers posted:

As a seasoned drunkard I feel like gin and whisky and rum all have major differences between brands and regions and therefore could all be easily divided into various tiers.

Every vodka I've ever had is half a step above hand sanitizer and only good for mixing into something non alcoholic to make it alcoholic.

The difference in tiers is that bad vodka is half a step below hand sanitizer

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Pookah posted:

It was soooo good. It was at work, so I only got 1 shot but as I remember it, it was as strong as any vodka, noticeably sweet and had a real taste of Guinness. I think he brought it in to celebrate a Polish national holiday, and he also brought in homemade pickled herrings, which were also delicious.
Unfortunately i have no idea how he made the Guinness vodka :(

Edit: I just googled it, and there is basically nothing out there. From the taste I remember, I can only assume he made a reduction syrup out of sugar and Guinness, and mixed it with vodka. I'm guessing it was done very gently and slowly, because the Guinness flavour was still pretty strong, and long cooking tends to flatten the taste of Guinness.
You can distill just about anything.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PbkUq1aR300

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
I love the colour but fear the flavour.

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stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

The flavor's probably fine, I'm more worried about how cold they must be. Would have to be significantly below standard freezer temperature unless they just made a syrup with it.

stringless has a new favorite as of 08:36 on Apr 8, 2024

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


mmm I do have some bitters I don't really use, maybe they'll work for such a syrup.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


Non Compos Mentis posted:



rough gangtag contender

e: now with correct dims

Pretty sure that gang tag is preemptively dibsed by https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3991042

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

Corn tortilla, avacado, and a censored out scrotum on the bottom right? Not an ideal meal but i'd give it a go.

tribbledirigible
Jul 27, 2004
I finally beat the internet. The end boss was hard.


Do not stare at it, you'll cause permanent retinal damage to yourself.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism


goddamned millennials

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

:f5:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Hello my lovelies here's a maggot-infested raccoon carcass!

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.



Can't wait to see her complete lack of reaction to trying that!

kumba
Nov 8, 2003

I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

enjoy the ride

Lipstick Apathy
definitely had to read this email subject twice
 

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Get mad rutty with this spicy turkey

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


Butt-rusting recipes

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Just opened my freezer and
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQZ-FbCMIrU

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

kumba posted:

definitely had to read this email subject twice
 


LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
drat, that was a bad song.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



kumba posted:

definitely had to read this email subject twice
 


Lemme tell ya something...

Bustin' makes me meal good!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


LifeSunDeath posted:

drat, that was a bad song.


You are dead to me.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib


Moonshine found at a gas station in Butler, MO. The pickles and fruit are actual food but the other are just flavors. The clerk said they were all good.

hot'n'spicy alcoholic pickles :barf:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Mountain Don't

The General
Mar 4, 2007


HelloIAmYourHeart posted:

hot'n'spicy alcoholic pickles :barf:

I'm not even drunk yet and I'm down.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

I’ve actually been to their “distillery” in Gatlinburg (they’re doing some distilling on-site but it seems like it’s just for show because there’s no way they’re producing it at scale there. Also it makes the whole block reek of mash) and honestly, some of the flavors aren’t bad. It is not something I would buy to keep on the bar cart but if you want to amuse your friends with some weird flavored moonshine there are worse ways to spend 25 bucks.

I did not eat a spicy moonshine pickle, however.

HelloIAmYourHeart
Dec 29, 2008
Fallen Rib
tbf I am a noted pickle hater

Gumdrop Larry
Jul 30, 2006

Yeah Ole Smoky is pretty prominent, especially around that aforementioned Gatlinburg/Dollywood area. I've had the pickles, and the moonshine replicates the typical tang of pickling solution such that you really don't notice it all that much, and in turn it feels kinda pointless. You'd probably need to eat a lot of those pickles to get a buzz.

dog nougat
Apr 8, 2009

Gumdrop Larry posted:

You'd probably need to eat a lot of those pickles to get a buzz.

Challenge Accepted

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

HelloIAmYourHeart posted:



Moonshine found at a gas station in Butler, MO. The pickles and fruit are actual food but the other are just flavors. The clerk said they were all good.

hot'n'spicy alcoholic pickles :barf:

I have never tried this brand of booze, but their 50ml shooters are in these cute little mason jars. I don't know what I would do with cute little mason jars but I kind of want some.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Desert Bus posted:

I have never tried this brand of booze, but their 50ml shooters are in these cute little mason jars. I don't know what I would do with cute little mason jars but I kind of want some.



hrmmm what can one do with a little jar....lots of things!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Scented candles?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Desert Bus posted:

I have never tried this brand of booze, but their 50ml shooters are in these cute little mason jars. I don't know what I would do with cute little mason jars but I kind of want some.



They make neat little stocking stuffers. My wife used the empty jars as little pots to propagate plant cuttings.

UwUnabomber
Sep 9, 2012

Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.
I did not like the pickle moonshine. This on the other hand? Incredible.

https://prairieales.com/beer/spicy-pickle-monster/

Zero_Grade
Mar 18, 2004

Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

I am once again begging for some pizza rules so poo poo like this can be prevented.



(Not my photo)

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

slow cooked and aged to perfection

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Zero_Grade posted:

I am once again begging for some pizza rules so poo poo like this can be prevented.



(Not my photo)

"Sysco Pizza: you'll wish it was mold!"

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


Zero_Grade posted:

I am once again begging for some pizza rules so poo poo like this can be prevented.

Umberto Eco warned us about pizza eaters like you

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/hxndREU.mp4

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By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


That lady's reaction video says it better then I could.

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