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Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

steinrokkan posted:

Sounds like tortillas have it figured out
E: gorillas, not tortillas
A tortilla is a gorilla with a law degree.

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Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
tortilla tactics

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



tortilla mindset 🌯

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

I have over 300 confirmed eaten tacos. I am trained in tortilla warfare.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Cable Guy posted:

A tortilla is a gorilla with a law degree.

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Someone has to practice tort law. Big monk sounds ok to me.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

The General posted:

Just like a cat. "I meant to do that. This went perfectly swimmingly."

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A US military base in the Marshall Islands got a bit damp

https://i.imgur.com/H6jfi8k.mp4

"Get outta here!" Hmmm yeah, that might be a good idea
(Everyone was okay)
Wow, the effects of the eclipse there were substantial!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The sun counterbalances the tidal effects of the moon. When the sun disappears for the duration of an eclipse, the moon tide is unchecked and it leads to widespread flooding

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
pronouncing gorilla like tortilla

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

It was raining where I was for the eclipse and after it was done, the dude next to me said "it stopped raining during the eclipse :eek:" and I'm still pondering that

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Brawnfire posted:

It was raining where I was for the eclipse and after it was done, the dude next to me said "it stopped raining during the eclipse :eek:" and I'm still pondering that

https://www.nature.com/articles/s43247-024-01213-0

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007

Personally I'm lmao'ing at the dude grabbing his beer and getting wrecked instead

https://streamable.com/w3qmw7?src=player-page-share

e: don't know how to embed this lol

Shageletic has a new favorite as of 19:54 on Apr 9, 2024

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


Oh! I figured those things would be way too independent of one another/the timescale way too quick but I guess I have more pondering to do than I thought!

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Brawnfire posted:

Oh! I figured those things would be way too independent of one another/the timescale way too quick but I guess I have more pondering to do than I thought!

Eclipses are weird because everything else that blocks the sun is somewhat translucent, or takes a lot of time like the earth's rotation.

The moon is a big solid rock so there's no slow decrease of light and heat reaching the air and ground, it's just immediately cut off when blocked.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/kAI3cJ2.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/bMapnrs.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

OSHA thread content.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
Sad Max

Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
The giant crotch hole in his jeans is the funniest part of that video.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Probably caused by another inappropriate release of dangerous gas

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016
https://i.imgur.com/BQL9ATz.mp4

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005



I think my favorite part is how it is just instantaneous.

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.






Oh now I get why golf shoes exist. She should be in the training video

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

Leon Sumbitches posted:

Oh now I get why golf shoes exist. She should be in the training video

Honestly golf shoes probably would have just made her ankle snap. There's a reason the pros don't lift their front foot eighteen inches above the ground when they swing.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Tagra
Apr 7, 2006

If you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will gaze back into you.


Elon Musk is a genius :allears:
https://mashable.com/article/twitter-dot-com-posts-change-to-x-dot-com-ios

quote:

Yes, you read that correctly. If a user typed in "Twitter.com," they would see "Twitter.com" as they typed it before hitting "Post." But, after submitting, the platform would show "X.com" in its place on the X for iOS app, without the user's permission, for everyone viewing the post.

And shortly after this revelation, it became clear that there was another big issue: X was changing anything ending in "Twitter.com" to "X.com."

Let's say someone owns the domain name "NetfliTwitter.com." Why would they own that domain name? Because if X is automatically changing anything that includes "Twitter.com" to "X.com," then that means posting "NetfliTwitter.com" on X would make it appear in posts as "Netflix.com," the popular movie streaming service. And if a user clicked the linked "Netflix.com" text that appears in that post, it would really take them to "NetfliTwitter.com." Because while X is changing the text that the user wrote, the URL it links and directs to remains the same as the user posted.

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

PurpleXVI posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0D_oKwvWPT8&t=494s

The pitch: Crypto game "creators" steal an entire game off Steam and upload it to the EGS with some hastily-grafted on web 3.0 promises, and (most) of the original creators' names swapped out for their own.

The chaser: They were so bad at it that they still relied on the original game's server infrastructure, allowing the actual developers to push an update that bricked their entire ripoff with a message about how it was a scam being the only thing anyone who runs the client gets to see.

This channel is great, I'm working my way through his inventory of lovely scam crypto "games" and loving it.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.


How far was her drive?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Scratch Monkey posted:

pronouncing gorilla like tortilla

:hmmyes:



Worst part is this will justify all those lame phishing exercises IT keeps emailing everyone at work :doh:

don Jaime
Apr 3, 2004

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

A US military base in the Marshall Islands got a bit damp

https://i.imgur.com/H6jfi8k.mp4

"Get outta here!" Hmmm yeah, that might be a good idea
(Everyone was okay)

It's the Marshall Islands, where are they going to get outta to? That's probably the highest point in the country, and you can walk to anywhere on that island in about twenty minutes.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Karate Bastard posted:

OSHA thread content.

Oh, that's this one:

https://i.imgur.com/ayw3wSI.mp4

I just need to catch up on four years of posts over there first, so feel free to share :v:

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007



don Jaime posted:

It's the Marshall Islands, where are they going to get outta to? That's probably the highest point in the country, and you can walk to anywhere on that island in about twenty minutes.

Has anyone said "I would just raise the island" yet

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Unperson_47 posted:

Has anyone said "I would just raise the island" yet

but we're already doing our best to lower the ocean level

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Unperson_47 posted:

Has anyone said "I would just raise the island" yet

Gloabl capital has said just that, and and in fact the project is already underway!
Oh wait, sorry, they said sea level. They'd raise the sea level.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Unperson_47 posted:

Has anyone said "I would just raise the island" yet

One guy was worried about tipping an island over once:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cesSRfXqS1Q

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Takes No Damage posted:

One guy was worried about tipping an island over once:

Hey it's a very real threat, the UK is gradually tilting at the rate of roughly 1 to 2mm per year since the glaciers receded and the billions of tons of ice that was weighing down the top of the island disappeared, which is a process called isostatic rebound

Wee Bairns
Feb 10, 2004

Jack Tripper's wingman.

Crescent Wrench posted:

This channel is great, I'm working my way through his inventory of lovely scam crypto "games" and loving it.

Agreed, great recommendation.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Wee Bairns posted:

Agreed, great recommendation.

Same. I got a good chuckle out of one group just obliterating their website and social media presence the moment they realized he was in their Discord. :allears:

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

It's just a question of whether the people he didn't fire are too incompetent not to foresee this, or they did and Musk was just like "no do it though or I fire you"

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Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

This is one of those "wait until the end" videos where the payoff is exactly what you think it's going to be.

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