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Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

John Wick of Dogs posted:

The scene that gets me is where there's a run on the banks and he convinces the crowd to calm down and just take a little and look out for each other
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ef99bFBTR54&t=13s

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LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


It’s HHHEEEERRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!

SPITBAAAAAAALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOh4nSYKQ2Y

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I could have sworn there already was a Pong movie.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

I could have sworn there already was a Pong movie.

Yeah didn't Josh Gad play the left paddle?

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


LanceHunter posted:

It’s HHHEEEERRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!

SPITBAAAAAAALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOh4nSYKQ2Y

The first five minutes were pretty funny but I cannot comment on the second five minutes because I went on my phone and played clash of clans

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
well that wasn't terrible i guess. their concept would probably work better as a like an episode of goosebumps or something than a movie

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

Finally, smiling friends for the 50+ set. Put that quote on the box stoklasa

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!
Congrats guys, you brainstormed Wreck-It-Ralph

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

okay this got a good laugh out of me when, half way through their pong pitch, they discover mike doesn't know what pong is

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
This is what decades of getting blitzed and reviewing movies has led to.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Joker movie gonna be pure poo poo but will make a billion dollars based on the insane lady gaga fans alone.

roomtone posted:

saw the joker 2 trailer and i'm thinking, is it just going to be him in prison the whole time daydreaming of him and harley being a famous couple and then at the end maybe he/she kills somebody?

the whole thing seems like such a bad idea (other than money) in general i'm gonna end up watching it.

first movie was just Taxi Driver for redditors so the next one will be Jacob's Ladder for babies, but has some fun musical numbers for the theater kids.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
I've spent the last 3 or 4 Christmases watching It's a Wonderful Life with my mom on whatever garbage cable channel was airing it, and it just feels like such a slog now. It's a fine movie but I swear it's like 14 hours long. Most of that is cable commercials I realize but drat. Thankfully she's decided to move on to other Christmas movies instead now.

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

DLC Inc posted:

Joker movie gonna be pure poo poo but will make a billion dollars based on the insane lady gaga fans alone.

first movie was just Taxi Driver for redditors so the next one will be Jacob's Ladder for babies, but has some fun musical numbers for the theater kids.

joker and harley quinn = red pill losers, capeshit dorks, clown goths
lady gaga = basic white girls
musical numbers = theatre kids
"capitalism sucks" = youtube liberals
violence/explosions = men

it hits every reddit user demo, how is this not going to make a billion dollars??

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

kalel posted:

joker and harley quinn = red pill losers, capeshit dorks, clown goths
lady gaga = basic white girls
musical numbers = theatre kids
"capitalism sucks" = youtube liberals
violence/explosions = men

it hits every reddit user demo, how is this not going to make a billion dollars??

gaga fans alone will pump the rotten tomatoes score to 100% and will make the film extremely profitable, it was a galaxy brain move to cast her in this

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i actually watched the whole trailer which is more than i can say for all the other superhero movies

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Mozi posted:

i actually watched the whole trailer which is more than i can say for all the other superhero movies

Joker 1 had an incredible trailer and i loathe capeshit. This is underwhelming. Gaga is a bad actress. She's gonna be even worse next to Phoenix. It's def making a billion tho.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Sir Lemming posted:

Congrats guys, you brainstormed Pixels

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord
i don't think lady gaga fans are a particular big group these days

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.
The next Snyder cut should be his own wrists.

Gutcruncher
Apr 16, 2005

Go home and be a family man!
If nothing else I wanna see Joker because it’s ballsey enough to not only make a joker sequel into a musical, but to not even hide the fact that it’s a musical in its promotional materials. Both of those things should be rewarded.

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


I like Lady Gaga. She's smart and hot

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I like Lady Gaga. She's smart and hot

This and having met her she’s incredibly nice.

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie
I thought Joker was good. The only stuff I didn't dig were his connections (real or imaginary) with the Wayne's.

Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


Kingo Ligma posted:

The next Snyder cut should be his own wrists.

Hey I love a good suicide joke, I’m hip and with it, but it’s maybe not a good idea for the Snyder family

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
he's not reading this thread

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
As long as it gets taken down before Zack reads it, it's okay.

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Endless Trash posted:

Hey I love a good suicide joke, I’m hip and with it, but it’s maybe not a good idea for the Snyder family

Ah yeah I forgot about that. I officially change my joke to the following walk hard reference:

Wrong Snyder dieder.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

LanceHunter posted:

It’s HHHEEEERRRREEEEEEEE!!!!!!

SPITBAAAAAAALS!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OOh4nSYKQ2Y

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

John Wick of Dogs posted:

I like Lady Gaga. She's smart and hot

Are you Guy Ritchie? Why do all your movies suck now?

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Stink Billyums posted:

he's not reading this thread

He does post in CD though

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

i like that lady gaga commercial for medicine that makes you not stupid or something

MacheteZombie
Feb 4, 2007

Improbable Lobster posted:

He does post in CD though

I wish

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1778123463783231921?t=Jil51NXU_rwOdZSq5v0xVA&s=19

Well that's one away to get around Wick being dead.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


DLC Inc posted:

gaga fans alone will pump the rotten tomatoes score to 100% and will make the film extremely profitable, it was a galaxy brain move to cast her in this

Like they did with House of Gucci?

Honestly, the best thing that we can hope for on Joker 2 is that Gaga will go on another absolutely unhinged awards campaign. I want to hear her talk more about how she gets drunk on the fake drinks on set and how the spirit of Harley Quinn invaded her body.

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

https://twitter.com/sgtzima/status/1778134806347325726?s=46&t=T3vDEQ_OWti9b8dVINzELg

Crescent Wrench
Sep 30, 2005

The truth is usually just an excuse for a lack of imagination.
Grimey Drawer

Oh great, someone else for you to tag with instead of me. :rolleyes:

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

Literally the oldest man on the internet

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Colin, are you there?

bitterandtwisted
Sep 4, 2006




He can't hear you

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kalel
Jun 19, 2012

because he's so old!

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