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Dr. Cool Aids)
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I've never been mugged, despite being a prime target
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Apr 10, 2024 18:21
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Someone also tried to mug me in Leeds once but he kind of mumbled the threatening part and I didn't really understand what he said at first and when I went "what?" he lost his confidence and ran away.
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Apr 10, 2024 18:36
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Mugging people seems pretty stressful tbh, glad it's not my job.
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Apr 10, 2024 18:38
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goatface posted:Gonna be on this ward for another week at least. Might leave with more problems than I came in with. Don't attack a doctor with a fire extinguisher so you can stuff him in the cupboard, pretend to be him and dish out all the lovely drugs to everyone. This happened in the secure unit of Wythenshawe hospital whilst I was w**king their.
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Apr 10, 2024 18:42
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Butterfly Valley posted:amen calling gregg slices 'pasties' is a war crime i've defended you, nay stood by you, many times butterfly. But this is unacceptable.
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Apr 10, 2024 18:42
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it's sick
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Apr 10, 2024 19:06
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Dysgenesis posted:Don't attack a doctor with a fire extinguisher so you can stuff him in the cupboard, pretend to be him and dish out all the lovely drugs to everyone. Sounds like something from the old SS13 thread.
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Apr 10, 2024 19:12
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I got mugged once in Slough. They slashed up my jacket with a Stanley knife, cut me on the hand and took my wallet. But for reasons I can't fathom, I had already taken my switch card out and put it in my pocket and there was no money in the wallet, so they got nothing. Walking into school late because I had to get the jacket photo'd for evidence and saying "sorry I was late, got robbed and attacked with a knife last night" and then sitting at my desk as everyone looked at me like a lunatic was fun
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Apr 10, 2024 19:31
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The only thing I've ever been robbed of is my dignity, and as with other stories in the thread, they made off empty handed.
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Apr 10, 2024 19:46
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I've only ever been spermjacked, needless to say they came away empty-handed
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Apr 10, 2024 20:25
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I've never been mugged because I'm well 'ard.
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Apr 10, 2024 20:53
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I sometimes entertain the stupid idea of having my real wallet tucked away somewhere while a fake wallet pokes out of an exposed pocket. In that wallet, a folded piece of paper that simply reads "LOL"
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Apr 10, 2024 21:19
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i've never been mugged because i'm Wellard, the dog from eastenders, and don't carry money
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Apr 10, 2024 21:29
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My mugger was also named Bort
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Apr 10, 2024 21:31
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i guess i was mugged once. a fella stole my hat off my head i gave chase and well... its a lovely patio
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Apr 10, 2024 21:37
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I bought a bottle of water in an airport WHSmiths
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Apr 10, 2024 21:40
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Starbucks posted:I bought a bottle of water in an airport WHSmiths Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:they were right to mug you
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Apr 10, 2024 21:43
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Starbucks posted:I bought a bottle of water in an airport WHSmiths Take a reusable bottle in future, fill it up at any fountain after security
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Apr 10, 2024 22:01
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race across the world is back on. Good telly
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Apr 10, 2024 22:12
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Microplastics posted:You don't need to go to A&E I know, she's a nurse though, she knows better apparently... don't marry a nurse or a Dr, they always know better than you and how you're feeling.
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Apr 10, 2024 22:30
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kecske posted:if you go to a&e you'll also meet a dozen people who are there because they couldn't get a GP appointment for some minor ailment Or something the GP said "go to A&E as we can't see you right now".
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Apr 10, 2024 22:32
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:race across the world is back on. Good telly Agreed. Love that every season has a couple who are just in it for the hols (yep we should definitely go for a day long spa during this race)
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Apr 10, 2024 22:35
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Ragnar Gunvald posted:I know, she's a nurse though, she knows better apparently... don't marry a nurse or a Dr, they always know better than you and how you're feeling. a nurse knows better than.... the NHS? the nhs is made of nurses, hundreds of them. surely a hundred nurses would know better than one nurse
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Apr 10, 2024 22:41
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put your wife on, i'm not having this
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Apr 10, 2024 22:41
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Dr. Cool Aids posted:race across the world is back on. Good telly I enjoy getting irrationally angry at some of their choices, scoffing to myself that I could do better whilst I sit on the sofa eating my weight in bourby bics
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Apr 10, 2024 23:40
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My glutes hurt so much that it's preventing me from sleeping
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Apr 11, 2024 00:36
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Microplastics posted:a nurse knows better than.... the NHS? the nhs is made of nurses, hundreds of them. surely a hundred nurses would know better than one nurse It's funny, cause I had this discussion with my GP a few weeks ago and he literally said he made sure he didn't marry someone else in the medical profession for that exact reason..
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Apr 11, 2024 01:12
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Solefald posted:My glutes hurt so much that it's preventing me from sleeping From the gym I hope?
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Apr 11, 2024 01:13
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goatface posted:Gonna be on this ward for another week at least. Might leave with more problems than I came in with. Can’t really imagine this is ever not the case. The UK’s mental health system is a medieval nightmare that no one who hasn’t experienced it would ever believe is as bad as it is. Solidarity to ya and it will be over eventually
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Apr 11, 2024 03:11
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One time in my late teens in London I got mugged for my phone by a big group of dickheads but one of the muggers entourage decided I was ‘alright’ and persuaded the head dickhead to give me one of the other phones he nicked as he had ‘loads’. So basically I just got my phone slightly downgraded 
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Apr 11, 2024 03:15
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I have never been mugged. I assume because I am extremely large.
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Apr 11, 2024 06:28
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Lot of people bragging about going outside ITT I have not been mugged
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Apr 11, 2024 06:46
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I like the bit in peep show where a Gary neville lookalike mugs Mark
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Apr 11, 2024 08:01
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Coming back from Tenerife today. What’s the weather like in Blighty?
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Apr 11, 2024 08:27
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traditional
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Apr 11, 2024 08:28
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it's absolutely noncing it down
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Apr 11, 2024 08:40
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im ready 4 the weekend 
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Apr 11, 2024 08:50
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I also know some people coming home from tenerife today, very disconcerting
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Apr 11, 2024 08:51
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I might finally be able to mow my lawn.
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Apr 11, 2024 09:05
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kecske posted:I also know some people coming home from tenerife today, very disconcerting Plenty of cunts oti (on this island)
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Apr 11, 2024 09:08
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