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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://x.com/nexta_tv/status/1777725257484280129

quote:

Suddenly, they got into a conflict over the topic of the war in Ukraine. The sysadmin got angry, beat up the interlocutor, and then poured mounting foam into his mouth and anus. The man died on the spot.

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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://x.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1778028914968805604

they actually just flew over a few square meters and then drank the rest of the fuel after

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Alan Smithee posted:

https://x.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1778028914968805604

they actually just flew over a few square meters and then drank the rest of the fuel after

They should have tried filling it with spray foam.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Alan Smithee posted:

https://x.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1778028914968805604

they actually just flew over a few square meters and then drank the rest of the fuel after

jesus loving christ

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

zone posted:

jesus loving christ

They prayed to Jesus but they needed Moses really.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Deteriorata posted:

They should have tried filling it with spray foam.

This depends on the dam's opinion on the war in Ukraine.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
it was detected and identified as a Ukrainian dam

Deteriorata posted:

They should have tried filling it with spray foam.

intstructions unclear

priests now air tight

RBA-Wintrow
Nov 4, 2009


Clapping Larry

Sedgr posted:

Hunter and Commander: Far Side of the Don Red Don

New thread title? Ukraine War: Red Don

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010

Mom, I want a Jared Fogle
Fret not child, we have Jared Fogle at home

Jared Fogle at home ;

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I think the last thing a kid wants in Jared Fogle in their home

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Toxic Mental posted:

I think the last thing a kid wants in Jared Fogle in their home

Lol.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Alan Smithee posted:

https://x.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1778028914968805604

they actually just flew over a few square meters and then drank the rest of the fuel after

Considering they drafted all the engineers and civil workers, what else could they have done?

Oh right, sent the soldiers home. That would've worked much better. Hm.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

Alan Smithee posted:

https://x.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1778028914968805604

they actually just flew over a few square meters and then drank the rest of the fuel after

Flying Nun remake weird as hell

Greggster
Aug 14, 2010
The russian people asked for some help

Nun was recieved

ComfyPants
Mar 20, 2002


(obligatory BIG SUKA SUKHOI link https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gne7beWy8fU )

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Deteriorata posted:

They should have tried filling it with spray foam.

This kills the priest on the spot.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Rust Martialis posted:

This kills the priest on the spot.

I love that they are like "It killed him on the spot" like...didn't it take time to fill his mouth with the foam and then pull down his pant and fill his anus with the foam too?

Samovar
Jun 4, 2011

I'm 😤 not a 🦸🏻‍♂️hero...🧜🏻




I like how the first tweet can make it sound like the priest was praying for the dam to break.

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

Need more info before I can expand LOL

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Mistle posted:

Need more info before I can expand LOL

I think that's how the foam works

War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
Wonder if they'll let the sysadmin off the hook. Probably made up the whole "argument over the war" so that no one would question his motives for murder.

haddedam
Feb 19, 2024

by Fluffdaddy
You hear russians saying homosexuality doesn't exist in based and trad russia and russian men are the straightest and then you find out the sysadmin story and how their military training is just a gay orgy. Quite progressive country despite how they portray themselves as.

Mr Teatime
Apr 7, 2009

Alan Smithee posted:

https://x.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1778028914968805604

they actually just flew over a few square meters and then drank the rest of the fuel after

Russian air defence missing out on an incredible opportunity to be funny.

tiaz
Jul 1, 2004

PICK UP THAT PRESENT.


Zelensky's Zealots

"entered service" come on. Russia will now imprison an innocent fanfic author :ohdear:

sexy tiger boobs
Aug 23, 2002

Up shit creek with a turd for a paddle.

haddedam posted:

You hear russians saying homosexuality doesn't exist in based and trad russia and russian men are the straightest and then you find out the sysadmin story and how their military training is just a gay orgy. Quite progressive country despite how they portray themselves as.

They're more of the chaotic evil gay type than the progressive type though

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

Alan Smithee posted:

https://x.com/Gerashchenko_en/status/1778028914968805604

they actually just flew over a few square meters and then drank the rest of the fuel after

Im sure there is a joke about damnation in there.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1778304127748964717
https://twitter.com/NOELreports/status/1778308074589106243
:(

beer_war
Mar 10, 2005

https://x.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1776936799945769361

Of course, American* official get conniptions at the mere thought.

*Among others.

To cite Brady Africk:

quote:

Restrictions on Kyiv’s use of Western weapons are a gift of particular value to Moscow because Russia has far more aircraft than they have hangars to hold them. This leaves valuable military planes and helicopters out in the open. The Kremlin knows that many of its aircraft are vulnerable to Ukrainian strikes, which is why Moscow’s forces have taken to painting flat aircraft decoys at their air bases. These decoys don’t look very convincing when viewed in high-resolution satellite imagery, but they could mislead Ukrainian attack drones reliant on basic cameras. Advanced Western weapons are less likely to have this issue.


https://www.telegraph.co.uk/us/comment/2024/04/10/russia-ukraine-war-putin-sanctions-mike-johnson-us-aid/

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Where are the loving F-35s, Biden!? :argh:

zone
Dec 6, 2016


All this cope and you still won't leave

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


mobby_6kl posted:

Where are the loving F-35s, Biden!? :argh:

No because of Hunter Biden’s cock.

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

CeeJee posted:

Next version Turtle Tank is being pulled out of deep storage as we speak.



The TES-3 mobile nuclear reactor
Chermobile.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68788110 Russian strikes completely destroy key Ukrainian power plant
Also, Putin is a piece of poo poo.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Small Strange Bird posted:

Chermobile.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68788110 Russian strikes completely destroy key Ukrainian power plant
Also, Putin is a piece of poo poo.
Yeah talked to my parents, seems like the plant is gone but electricity supply is still working thankfully, at least in Kyiv.

loving rashists and their enablers.

Tai
Mar 8, 2006
I was told that under no circumstances that Russia attacks civilian infrastructure

Dwesa
Jul 19, 2016

Maybe I'll go where I can see stars
It won't increase the oil prices in the US, so it doesn't matter

Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Bertha the Toaster posted:

Funny you say that.




Also, jesus wept.



Hmm.



More accurate:

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum

Cartoon Man posted:

No because of Hunter Biden’s cock.

President Biden should threaten to unleash his son's tripod on the Russian populace to impregnate all the fishblock recipients and ladies who got to hold a large denomination ruble for a photo op and get them all pregnant with President Biden's grandchildren by the millions so they can all rise up and take over in 20 or so years.

I bet Khrushchev never saw THAT coming! *slams a dildo on the podium at the UN*

Oscar Wilde Bunch
Jun 12, 2012

Grimey Drawer
New Russian battlespace techniques leaked.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Bullshido/comments/1c16t3l/qanon_systema_defense_against_the_satanic_elites/

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Systema was invented to ingeniously defeat an aggressor Cock without touching them. It’s not a laughing matter. Western minds can’t comprehend this. They lack then necessary rampant fear of a hollow spoon.

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Commodore_64
Feb 16, 2011

love thy likpa




shadow puppet of a posted:

Systema was invented to ingeniously defeat an aggressor Cock without touching them. It’s not a laughing matter. Western minds can’t comprehend this. They lack then necessary rampant fear of a hollow spoon.

So erotic hypnosis then?

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