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TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
With rear end Wide Open (in the style of creed)

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Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
🎶 He's got the whole world in His rear end 🎶

Ulthar
Aug 14, 2007

My parents are deeaaaaaaad!!!
lol I went to my friend’s youth group as a preteen and it was called Agape Life Church and it was held in a converted warehouse in a dwindling industrial district. They spoke in tongues over me and told me to imagine my Catholic friends burning in hell, normal evangelical stuff

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Bouillon Rube
Aug 6, 2009


Non Compos Mentis posted:



world record holder for largest female mouth

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Lazy_Liberal posted:

🎶 He's got the whole world in His rear end 🎶

lol

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Lazy_Liberal posted:

🎶 He's got the whole world in His rear end 🎶

This little rear end of mine, I'm 'gonna let it shine

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ulthar posted:

lol I went to my friend’s youth group as a preteen and it was called Agape Life Church and it was held in a converted warehouse in a dwindling industrial district. They spoke in tongues over me and told me to imagine my Catholic friends burning in hell, normal evangelical stuff

There's no hate like protestant agape

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

codo27 posted:

Wait a second. The author's name...



Complete the set with

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


TEMPLE GRANDIN OS posted:

With rear end Wide Open (in the style of creed)

Temba, with his rear end Open.

Purgatory Glory
Feb 20, 2005

Stoatbringer posted:

Complete the set with



That's just the Bible with a different cover.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house

codo27 posted:

Wait a second. The author's name...





The Four Essential Rules

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Kirk Johnson's influence really spreads far and wide

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
fr fr there is a children's coloring book artist here that shares a name with the GOAT and it consistently weirds me out.

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

steinrokkan posted:

Kirk Johnson's influence really spreads far and wide

Honestly, it's the depth of his influence that truly astounds.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay dog house
not enough people talk about his beautiful dick & balls in my opinion

Boaz MacPhereson
Jul 11, 2006

Day 12045 Ht10hands 180lbs
No Name
No lumps No Bumps Full life Clean
Two good eyes No Busted Limbs
Piss OK Genitals intact
Multiple scars Heals fast
O NEGATIVE HI OCTANE
UNIVERSAL DONOR
Lone Road Warrior Rundown
on the Powder Lakes V8
No guzzoline No supplies
ISOLATE PSYCHOTIC
Keep muzzled...

Shaddak posted:

This little rear end of mine, I'm 'gonna let it shine

🎶He's got that joy joy joy joy
Up in his rear end!🎶

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Stoatbringer posted:

Complete the set with



How about some audio to go with that?

https://wfmu.org/365/2003/068.shtml

"your table food is not Jesus"

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

🎶He's got that joy joy joy joy
Up in his rear end!🎶

where?

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

He was gay, Kirk Johnson?

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer

Over 99% of them even have a place to put food! Bougie assholes :mad:



Shaddak posted:

This little rear end of mine, I'm 'gonna let it shine

Safety Dance
Sep 10, 2007

Five degrees to starboard!

Takes No Damage posted:

Over 99% of them even have a place to put food! Bougie assholes :mad:





I hate it when I get taintburn.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Safety Dance posted:

I hate it when I get taintburn.

thats why you gotta use the buddy system to ensure proper sunscreen coverage

LvK
Feb 27, 2006

FIVE STARS!!

Ulthar posted:

lol I went to my friend’s youth group as a preteen and it was called Agape Life Church and it was held in a converted warehouse in a dwindling industrial district. They spoke in tongues over me and told me to imagine my Catholic friends burning in hell, normal evangelical stuff

I got a linkedin hit from a place called "Agape Youth Ministries" or something.

Really had to do some frantic, confused googling to find out the other meaning of the word.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

LvK posted:

the other meaning of the word.

:goatsecx:

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Boaz MacPhereson posted:

🎶He's got that joy joy joy joy
Up in his rear end!🎶

My rear end is an awesome rear end.
It gapes, over heaven and earth

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

codo27 posted:

Wait a second. The author's name...



man, what can't he do

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.
Found a cursed as gently caress sentence from a postcard mailer we're printing at my work:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I hope it means telling chat bots that they are not allowed to speak to divine beings in their holy tongue.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i wasnt sure if this deserved its own thread or not

i present big snake poo poo

:nws:

:nws:

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


Poo In An Alleyway
Feb 12, 2016



Non Compos Mentis posted:

i wasnt sure if this deserved its own thread or not

i present big snake poo poo

:nws:

:nws:

Thank you for NWSing it but not spoilering it :thumbsup:

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Thank you for NWSing it but not spoilering it :thumbsup:

a power move

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


A power dump!

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.
The snake and that frog should hang out.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Ahm about that frog...

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
Is the snake ok?

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

Thank you for NWSing it but not spoilering it :thumbsup:

i thought the nws tags broke the image tags, sorry you had to see big poop

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Scratch Monkey posted:

Is the snake ok?

He's just tired, he's.... pooped.

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Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":
wait, wait, wait... snakes poop???
I thought their bodies just got longer whenever they ate

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