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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Railing Kill posted:

:same:

Also, Dear Zachary


I literally broke things in my house in anger after the bombshell in that one.

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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀


Children of Men is grim but eminently rewatchable. Now The Seventh Continent, that's a movie that'll put hair on your chest*.

*make you want to die
**seriously, do not watch if you have any ideation going on.



funny picture

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Humphreys posted:

I literally broke things in my house in anger after the bombshell in that one.

I hear that. I've seen most of the movies on the list in this derail, but Dear Zachary is the one that hit me the hardest because it is a documentary (and because of the turn in the middle). It's not a spoiler to say that the premise of the movie itself is gut-wrenching from the first minute, way before the hard turn. I've recommended it to a few friends but I always do so with ample, no jokes content warnings, and I do the same here to anyone reading this.

Quorum
Sep 24, 2014

REMIND ME AGAIN HOW THE LITTLE HORSE-SHAPED ONES MOVE?

dr_rat posted:

Testical eclipse of the heart, 1# power love ballad of the ages!

Scrotal eclipse of the heart :dadjoke:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Quorum posted:

Scrotal eclipse of the heart :dadjoke:

:hmmyes:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Quorum posted:

Scrotal eclipse of the heart :dadjoke:

gently caress, that's good. :stare:

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Yeah any news station that didn't use SCROTAL ECLIPSE in the chyron when covering this just got their rear end scooped

klen dool
May 7, 2007

Okay well me being wrong in some limited situations doesn't change my overall point.
Sali and cannibal holocaust are movies you can only watch once. Incredible movies, deranged though.

JesustheDarkLord
May 22, 2006

#VolsDeep
Lipstick Apathy
Tommy Lee apparently posted a testicle eclipse video on instagram that morning. I will not research further, but it might be his video.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

onesixtwo posted:

It’s still one of the better examples of long single shots. Movie is wonderfully made.

Check out the prison fight sequence in Daredevil season 3, episode 4.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

I'm quite happy to never ever watch any of the movies discussed recently. But I find reading the Wikipedia pages fascinating.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Stoatbringer posted:

Check out the prison fight sequence in Daredevil season 3, episode 4.

The stair well fight too. God that show had S tier fight choreography.

Liquid Chicken
Jan 25, 2005

GOOP
Child care circa 1969.

Bad Wolf
Apr 7, 2007
Without evil there could be no good, so it must be good to be evil sometime !

Barometer posted:

They're probably worried people will think it's a kids movie and let their children see an incredibly powerful anti-war movie. Totally worth the tears.

The funny thing (Well, maybe not haha funny) is that Grave of the Fireflies was not supposed to be an anti-war movie. Death of the author and all that, but the creator meant it as a message to the youth of Japan of the time, who were considered selfish, materialistic and disrespectful, to tell them "This is what your parents and grandparents went through, show some respect you little fucks."

Killingyouguy!
Sep 8, 2014

Bad Wolf posted:

The funny thing (Well, maybe not haha funny) is that Grave of the Fireflies was not supposed to be an anti-war movie. Death of the author and all that, but the creator meant it as a message to the youth of Japan of the time, who were considered selfish, materialistic and disrespectful, to tell them "This is what your parents and grandparents went through, show some respect you little fucks."

I read that he showed them being dead or dying first with the intention that you'd know how it'd end and focus on everything else. Didn't work my dude!! Still cried a lot!!

Also I took the ending to mean the ghosts of wartime Japan figuratively haunt modern japan so that tracks

Suleman
Sep 4, 2011

Bad Wolf posted:

The funny thing (Well, maybe not haha funny) is that Grave of the Fireflies was not supposed to be an anti-war movie. Death of the author and all that, but the creator meant it as a message to the youth of Japan of the time, who were considered selfish, materialistic and disrespectful, to tell them "This is what your parents and grandparents went through, show some respect you little fucks."

That's a claim I've also heard, but it seems to be untrue. I can't say for sure, though.

From what I understand, this post goes into greater detail on his anti-war and anti-conformity stances.
https://web.archive.org/web/20150818054904/http://www.kanaloco.jp/article/72742

Google translate posted:

Young people will say, ``Read the atmosphere.'' I feel hopeless when I hear these words. I think we Japanese people haven't changed at all from what we used to be. It is good to cooperate with those around you, but this word is not asking for cooperation, but conformity. Keeping pace has become an absolute value. Japanese people have traditionally disliked conflict of opinion. Make everyone your friend, maintain a friendly atmosphere and avoid conflict. Meetings are based on unanimity, and if all else fails, they will be ostracized. They don't like the effort of establishing themselves as individuals, recognizing the differences between people with whom they have different opinions, and then trying to get along. Don't argue. This long-established constitution led Japan to step into the quagmire of war.

...

]It would be foolish to change the ideal of no war just because conflicts with neighboring countries are deepening and becoming unrest. The fact that we value Article 9 sends a message that we have no intention of resolving the issue with force. While the memories of war remain in East Asia, the stance of not going to war should be an initiative. There is no need to become a "normal country". We should continue to be a unique country. If a country becomes capable of war, it will definitely become a country that goes to war."

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Society needs more of this not less

Liquid Chicken posted:

Child Self care circa 1969.



Sometimes you need a break ya know

Outrail has a new favorite as of 15:33 on Apr 11, 2024

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Hyperlynx posted:

I'm quite happy to never ever watch any of the movies discussed recently. But I find reading the Wikipedia pages fascinating.

This is unhinged.

CloFan
Nov 6, 2004

FreudianSlippers posted:

This is unhinged.

No it's not, some people don't want to watch a bunch of gore and rape. I had Requiem on my watchlist but gently caress it, I'll read the synopsis instead. Who tf would want to watch Cannibal Holocaust after reading that summary, drat.


https://i.imgur.com/xLWVUe8.mp4

CloFan has a new favorite as of 16:54 on Apr 11, 2024

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

FreudianSlippers posted:

This is unhinged.

haha yeah man it's crazy to not want to watch depressing, hyper-violent movies where nothing good happens

what a nutjob, not wanting to spend a couple hours watching graphic depictions of murder and rape

gbut
Mar 28, 2008

😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉


https://cdn.masto.host/oourorg/cache/media_attachments/files/112/252/366/324/203/367/original/582df98cf7ca56dd.mp4

Automatic Slim
Jul 1, 2007

CloFan posted:

No it's not, some people don't want to watch a bunch of gore and rape. I had Requiem on my watchlist but gently caress it, I'll read the synopsis instead. Who tf would want to watch Cannibal Holocaust after reading that summary, drat.




OP, Cannibal Holocaust has been a Thanksgiving staple of my family for generations. Meema and Peepa are long gone but they’re still in our hearts for a couple hours when the family has a sit down after the meal.

Which is totally vegan because meat is murder.

Actuary X
Jul 20, 2007

Not really the best actuary in the world.

Liquid Chicken posted:

Child care circa 1969.



The kid had bad vibes

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

venus de lmao posted:

haha yeah man it's crazy to not want to watch depressing, hyper-violent movies where nothing good happens

what a nutjob, not wanting to spend a couple hours watching graphic depictions of murder and rape

Even the most vomit inducing fetish adjacent gore fest is less vile to reading synopsis on Wikipedia.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



readingn about gore on wikipedia ftw

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something
Gonna put all these movies on endless repeat, and cheer at the best parts. Gonna have one of those hats with the two cans of beer on it and a drinking tube, and a giant foam finger to really sell it.

Rascar Capac
Aug 31, 2016

Surprisingly nice, for an evil Inca mummy.

CloFan posted:

Who tf would want to watch Cannibal Holocaust after reading that summary, drat.

How else are we going to find out who the real cannibals are?

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Gonna put all these movies on endless repeat, and cheer at the best parts. Gonna have one of those hats with the two cans of beer on it and a drinking tube, and a giant foam finger to really sell it.

Yeah, that's just how you watch movies :confused:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Actuary X posted:

The kid had bad vibes

We'll sure, to be doing hard time at that age. I'm sure everyones quite glad it's safely behind bars.

Shard
Jul 30, 2005

fartknocker posted:

Any discussion of “movies you only watch once” needs to include Come and See.

Funny Games

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Rascar Capac posted:

How else are we going to find out who the real cannibals are?

Turns out its Italians

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat
ewwww

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I never watch a movie without reading the Wikipedia summary first

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

I have read https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Film and don't need to read about each movie thank you.

Zetsubou-san
Jan 28, 2015

Cruel Bifaunidas demanded that you [stand]🧍 I require only that you [kneel]🧎

Liquid Chicken posted:

Child care circa 1969.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5b3OfN13U98

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



freeedr posted:

I never watch a movie without reading the Wikipedia summary first

Same but afterwards

Desert Bus
May 9, 2004

Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.
If you have frequent migraines you should watch Pi.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Frequent pigraines

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Made me remember Chug, the Cow.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hboXKCyV_AU

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

deoju posted:

That's a god tier prank. If I tricked a TV station into thinking my balls were an eclipse I'd want it on my tombstone.

"Here lies deoju. His balls blocked out the sun."

god, someone please photoshop the balls into that scene from 300

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