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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Ruby Gloom posted:

all i know is, our animal budget is gonna be ridiculous

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

This place took the imperial stout off the menu despite having almost 300 liters left because there were "too many dark beers on the menu". Sure. Let's sit on a 10% dark beer until the summer. Genius move.

A dark brown 4% lager with cacao, a 5% ale with black oolong and puer, and a 10% black ale? All the same thing.

My boss said we'll sell it at the big event in May. Last year we didn't manage to sell 300 liters TOTAL.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 11:02 on Apr 11, 2024

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond




also sid post the hennimooooooooooore plz

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:

all i know is, our animal budget is gonna be ridiculous

We'll eat like kings

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014




Without clicking the link I'm going to say yes

*clicking the think*
Yes

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Escape From Noise posted:

This place took the imperial stout off the menu

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! :negative:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Also for the 5kpt MOVIE is like to be played by David Harbour. But the chubby version. And he cant shave his balls.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Also for the 5kpt MOVIE is like to be played by David Harbour. But the chubby version. And he cant shave his balls.

Then how is he going to Balldo??? :balldo:

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



ilovebeersooomuch posted:

Also for the 5kpt MOVIE is like to be played by David Harbour. But the chubby version. And he cant shave his balls.

I'm sorry but we already hired ALF

some good news about ALF's balls though...

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


remember ALF? well he's back! in ball form!

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Turn up your monitor

Escape From Noise posted:

In this economy???

Turn out your monitor, but make sure you have a suitable pimp hat and cane when doing so.

TIP posted:

I'm sorry but we already hired ALF

some good news about ALF's balls though...

Ruby Gloom posted:

remember ALF? well he's back! in ball form!

ALF BALLS POG is a solid username

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I disapprove of his cat-eating policy but I do approve of his fuzzy balls policy.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

fartknocker posted:

Turn out your monitor, but make sure you have a suitable pimp hat and cane when doing so.

Hey baby, you looking for a new resolution? We can do it landscape, or you can turn me and we do it portrait style baby

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

I also just realized they still have the stout I kegged in October on tap. Because nobody ever bothers to keep track of that poo poo.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

From my condo to boarding in 20 minutes. Small town travel has it's upsides.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Air Canada now texts and e-mails you when it's time to board. Neat, but a little redundant.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

I should have held off on my morning toilet championing and done some sky poopin'

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Knowing how to find the hidden button that lets you lift the outside armrest on an airplane seat makes me feel like I know special airline secrets.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Ruby Gloom posted:



also sid post the hennimooooooooooore plz

Post the Hennimore Sid

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

The flight attendant just did her walking down the aisle pre-take-off thing and some dude just asked her if they sell shots.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Post the Hennimore Sid

me rn



bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
i miss jimmyjams

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

bagmonkey posted:

i miss jimmyjams

:same:

The 5KPT Movie - Part II: The Search for jimmyjams

Rated NC-17 for excessive nudity

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

I should have held off on my morning toilet championing and done some sky poopin'

Where you flying to?

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


redshirt posted:

Where you flying to?

the sky, jeez :rolleyes:

DorkusMalorkus
Aug 4, 2009

"That's not Latin!"
I'm in Kearney, Nebraska

But I'll be home later today

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

the sky, jeez :rolleyes:

We're all technically in the sky all the time. Unless under water.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

redshirt posted:

We're all technically in the sky all the time. Unless under water.

The water is also under the sky :eng101:

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

fartknocker posted:

The water is also under the sky :eng101:

I feel like water is its own territory, independent of us sky dwellers.

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



TIP posted:

I'm sorry but we already hired ALF

some good news about ALF's balls though...

Yeah ok I'm alright with this decision

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer


got a new shirt

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

redshirt posted:

Where you flying to?

Edmonton. 36 hour trip for an allergy test.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Jimbone Tallshanks posted:

Edmonton. 36 hour trip for an allergy test.

Dang. You are the most northern of all us, aren't you?

Good luck and smooth travels.

Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


bagmonkey posted:



got a new shirt

:lmao: i love it so much

also someone explain to me how we live in the sky :mad:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



Ruby Gloom posted:

:lmao: i love it so much

also someone explain to me how we live in the sky :mad:

The sky is a blanket of gas by redshirt's definition. If you look at it as a continuum. <insert gas joke here>

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



I would have thought a sky person would have known this :smuggo:

ilovebeersooomuch
May 23, 2014



bagmonkey posted:



got a new shirt

:eyepop: I am really off my graphic apparel game

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Ruby Gloom posted:

:lmao: i love it so much

also someone explain to me how we live in the sky :mad:

The sky touches the ground. We walk on the ground. Ergo, we live in the sky.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Fun fact I think about for many decades now: The last Aztec Emperor, Montezuma, never touched the ground. He'd have servants move him around if needed, and he lived in palaces and such well removed from the ground. It was a King thing and they went to great lengths to ensure he never touched the ground.

And then I think of our modern world, where I bet most of us have not actually touched the ground yet today. And I bet most of us live "in the air", that is, 1 or more stories above ground. Like for example my bedroom is on the second floor of my house, so whenever I am sleeping, I am in the air, not on the ground.


*takes hit

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Ruby Gloom
May 8, 2004

i showed u my trash pls respond


oh drat, OJ died

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