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kw0134
Apr 19, 2003

I buy feet pics🍆

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

If Biden had agreed to stand aside and Newsom was the nominee I think he'd be up +10 on Trump.
Except that's not how the nominating process works so that's fantasy. That's also assuming that Newsom's policies, past, gaffes, etc., somehow stay buried and no one discusses him beyond putting his picture next to Trump's and that's all the poll asks.

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big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

Short answer is no one knows.

Article

and neither will I, subscription required to read :(

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

actually3raccoons posted:

Number go down, lols go up, bing bong, so simple!

We love the TRUMP economy, don't we folks? We always say we love the numbers and the lols

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

big nipples big life posted:

Question for those that don't spend all their money on candles, is there any reason to buy DJT right now that isn't cult related? For the last few days it's had an initial drop then goes up and down a few cents for most of the rest of the day. Who is buying it?

If you buy a controlling stake, you get to become Jeffery of Truth Social

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



big nipples big life posted:

and neither will I, subscription required to read :(

I edited the article into my post :)

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

mobby_6kl posted:

If you buy a controlling stake, you get to become Jeffery of Truth Social

and if I buy a hammer I can hit myself in the balls with it. Not very enticing.

Wii Spawn Camper posted:

I edited the article into my post :)

thanks you rule :)

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Scags McDouglas posted:

$33 breached for the first time! :toot:

Only 32 more LOL's left on the advent calendar.



Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

^^^ fuckin lmao

big nipples big life posted:

Question for those that don't spend all their money on candles, is there any reason to buy DJT right now that isn't cult related? For the last few days it's had an initial drop then goes up and down a few cents for most of the rest of the day. Who is buying it?

I'm dumb as rocks but I think a lot of people are emotionally invested in the stock and they rush in to try and prop it every time it pierces the ceiling of another dollar threshold. We gotta save him!

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


StrangersInTheNight posted:

he would never be able to survive in a place he isn't constantly aggrandized, and where he doesn't have 24/7 access to a McDonalds. fleeing the US means a massive shift down in lifestyle, which he would never accept. he's never leaving the USA.

You can get 24/7 access to McDonald's in a lot of places

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
SELL DOWN
BUY UP
THATS THE WAY MY WEALTH GETS hosed

steinrokkan posted:

We love the TRUMP economy, don't we folks? We always say we love the numbers and the lols

Speaking of numbers I’m going to hazard a guess that we’ll see sub-$30 per share on DJT by Friday’s close as the holders realize they need to sell it now in case he ruins the value somehow over the weekend. Maybe he starts using Twitter again, maybe he starts hurling racial slurs all over Truth Social, maybe he croaks, or maybe nothing happens. It’s Teump, so there’s nothing too stupid to happen.

Wii Spawn Camper
Nov 25, 2005



John Wick of Dogs posted:

You can get 24/7 access to McDonald's in a lot of places

Did McD’s pull out of Russia like most other brands? Because that’s a deal breaker for Donnie

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Uh-oh, this isn't good for stonks!



https://arstechnica.com/tech-policy/2024/04/more-legal-acrimony-for-truth-social-as-executive-says-he-was-hacked/

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

OJ died. Waiting for Donald to react.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:



Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Also, Trump would never go to Russia. He'll go to loving UAE or something.

Where is the Orb located? He will be drawn back to the Orb like Gollum to the One Ring.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

StrangersInTheNight posted:

he would never be able to survive in a place he isn't constantly aggrandized, and where he doesn't have 24/7 access to a McDonalds. fleeing the US means a massive shift down in lifestyle, which he would never accept. he's never leaving the USA.

Also he would miss his darling children and loving wife!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

kazil posted:

OJ died. Waiting for Donald to react.

Who killed him though

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver

kazil posted:

OJ died. Waiting for Donald to react.

vaxxed?

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Soon Jeremy will be able to buy one DJT stock with those 15 bucks, as the prophecy foretold.

Serious_Cyclone
Oct 25, 2017

I appreciate your patience, this is a tricky maneuver
I can't believe someone in Trump's social media circle would plot a coup :ohdear:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Toxic Mental posted:

Who killed him though

Sources say he was just about to release his findings that Hillary had Nicole and Ron killed

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Where are people reading OJ died. I'm not seeing it on major outlets.

canepazzo
May 29, 2006



Hollismason posted:

Where are people reading OJ died. I'm not seeing it on major outlets.

https://twitter.com/TheRealOJ32/status/1778430029350707380?t=gp2I1lxXRjhZ2MsyBEvOhg&s=19

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี

Hollismason posted:

Where are people reading OJ died. I'm not seeing it on major outlets.

https://abcnews.go.com/US/oj-simpson-former-football-star-acquitted-murder-dies/story?id=16354000

Disco Pope
Dec 6, 2004

Top Class!

Kind of weird that it was announced by a bunch of yellow cartoon people.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

quote:


During this time of transition, his family asks that you please respect their wishes for privacy and grace.

that's fuckin rich.

gently caress you OJ, glad you're dead.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
drat, RIP to da juice

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

big nipples big life posted:

that's fuckin rich.

gently caress you OJ, glad you're dad.

lol saving this typo

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Toxic Mental posted:

Who killed him though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=poMmFrGTTMY

big nipples big life posted:

that's fuckin rich.

gently caress you OJ, glad you're dead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XU7gnMSzf_c

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

kazil posted:

lol saving this typo

lol almost left it.

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost

Toxic Mental posted:

Who killed him though

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0K8s9cNqZO4

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



big nipples big life posted:

Question for those that don't spend all their money on candles, is there any reason to buy DJT right now that isn't cult related? For the last few days it's had an initial drop then goes up and down a few cents for most of the rest of the day. Who is buying it?

The company has effectively $0 income, no possibility of growth, over $50 million in annual expenses, two of its board members have been arrested by the SEC for committing fraud relating to this stock despite the stock being less than three weeks old, multiple other lawsuits have been launched between board members over financial impropriety, and the largest sharehold has very loudly and repeatedly signaled his intention to dump the stock as soon as it was legally allowed.

So, no. The only reasons anyone would buy is if they're cultists supporting big daddy (though not a penny of this is reaching him) or a day trader who thinks they're getting one over on the cultists. There's a reason that this is pretty much the most expensive stock to short.

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice

big nipples big life posted:

and neither will I, subscription required to read :(

https://archive.ph/8SBrQ

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

If the chemo don't fit you must submit

Professor Wayne
Aug 27, 2008

So, Harvey, what became of the giant penny?

They actually let him keep it.
OJ expired?

isaboo
Nov 11, 2002

Muay Buok
ขอให้โชคดี
Not saying I killed OJ, but IF I Did It...

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014


Thanks, the OP had edited the article into their post as well.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
.... i... i just can't believe he never found the real killer

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

He never found the real killers

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

kdrudy posted:

He never found the real killers

As his final act he killed the real killer.

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Almost Smart
Sep 14, 2001

so your telling me you wasn't drunk or fucked up in anyway. when you had sex with me and that monkey
I’m emotionally invested in DJT as part of my stock portlolio, and it’s paying handsome dividends.

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