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WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

The cardinal sin was that he was a crypto bro

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Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



The cardinal sin was being named porter instead of porter jr

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
There's probably quite a few crypto bros in the nba when you just consider young American men in general
You probably have to be crypto bro stupid to buy a cyber truck

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

kingcobweb posted:

They’ll both be knocked out in about three weeks

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Bulls can secure the 9th seed tonight by beating the Pistons, I have never been so sure of a very dumb bulls loss in my life.

Panzeh
Nov 27, 2006

"..The high ground"
If the NBA wants to have prop bet scandals keep happening, they'll lifetime ban jontay.

If they want to make the gambling companies have to pull NBA prop bets, they'll say he did nothing wrong.

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.

Panzeh posted:

If the NBA wants to have prop bet scandals keep happening, they'll lifetime ban jontay.

If they want to make the gambling companies have to pull NBA prop bets, they'll say he did nothing wrong.

Lol, why on earth would anyone think the NBA wants gambling companies to do anything other than make the most money they absolutely can?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


https://x.com/MagicJohnson/status/1778471634929922166

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

Metapod posted:

Shai yearns to be blade and hell who doesn't

There are worse things out tonight than vampires.

Eratik
Jun 23, 2004

I like your style.

Punkin Spunkin posted:

There's probably quite a few crypto bros in the nba when you just consider young American men in general
You probably have to be crypto bro stupid to buy a cyber truck

Iguodala, Klay, and Dinwiddie, notably.

Also I think Fox did a blatant nft scam.

Cuban was holding team meetings back in the day that were essentially bagholder training.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



LeBron literally did a super bowl ad for crypto.com

I don't remember if steph's ftx ad ran on the super bowl

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP

Shear Modulus posted:

The cardinal sin was being named porter instead of porter jr

Unfortunately Michael Porter Jr was already taken so they had to name him something else. I guess Michael Porter II would've worked like Gary Payton II.

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

he don't miss

Marklar
Jul 24, 2003

Ball is Love
Ball is Life
N/m

Marklar fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Apr 11, 2024

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Eratik posted:

Also I think Fox did a blatant nft scam.
He is also a furry so this checks out

Lockback
Sep 3, 2006

All days are nights to see till I see thee; and nights bright days when dreams do show me thee.
https://twitter.com/JasmineLWatkins/status/1778504272617091468

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005
Shai gets in his Cybertruck, puts on autopilot, drives ten feet straight ahead and crashes into a tree. Police officer gives the tree a ticket for a blocking foul

Dejan Bimble
Mar 24, 2008

we're all black friends
Plaster Town Cop

kingcobweb posted:

Shai gets in his Cybertruck, puts on autopilot, drives ten feet straight ahead and crashes into a tree. Police officer gives the tree a ticket for a blocking foul

😳

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

kingcobweb posted:

Shai gets in his Cybertruck, puts on autopilot, drives ten feet straight ahead and crashes into a tree. Police officer gives the tree a ticket for a blocking foul

nah he does a euro step directly into the tree

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



kingcobweb posted:

Shai gets in his Cybertruck, puts on autopilot, drives ten feet straight ahead and crashes into a tree. Police officer gives the tree a ticket for a blocking foul

lol

tristeham
Jul 31, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 7 hours!

kingcobweb posted:

Shai gets in his Cybertruck, puts on autopilot, drives ten feet straight ahead and crashes into a tree. Police officer gives the tree a ticket for a blocking foul

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



https://twitter.com/casualtakeking/status/1778251634453127491

rudy looks so annoyed walking up court after this

Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook

drat why did I waste all that time and money hemming my pants when I can just cut them up the front of the legs like this

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

https://twitter.com/Getthebagcoach/status/1778560436104794494

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

drat Lawrence fishbourn let himself go

SamuraiFoochs
Jan 16, 2007




Grimey Drawer

LMFAO what the gently caress

Paul Zuvella
Dec 7, 2011

Can’t wait for the right hand arm man scene

ex post facho
Oct 25, 2007

Red Rox posted:

drat why did I waste all that time and money hemming my pants when I can just cut them up the front of the legs like this

Kynes straightened, stepped back with a puzzled expression.

“You’ve worn pregame attire before?” he asked.
“This is the first time.”
“Then someone adjusted it for you.”
“No.”
“Your boots are fitted slip-fashion at the ankles. Who told you to do that?”
“It ...seemed the right way.”
“That it most certainly is.”

And Kynes rubbed his cheek, thinking of the legend: “He shall know your ways as though born to them.”

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i suggest keith powers as cp3

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

AL BUNDY!?

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


:siren: the world-famous Chicago Bulls have clinched the Nine Seed :siren:

Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook
So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?

PPG: 7.8
AST: 1.8
REB: 3.2
BLK: 1.0
STL: 2.8

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


william rondo

kingcobweb
Apr 16, 2005

Red Rox posted:

So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?

PPG: 7.8
AST: 1.8
REB: 3.2
BLK: 1.0
STL: 2.8

2.8 steals and under 8ppg?? Maybe TJ McConnell? Would say Shaq Harrison but I don’t think he’s had playing time

Salvor_Hardin
Sep 13, 2005

I want to go protest.
Nap Ghost

ex post facho posted:

Kynes straightened, stepped back with a puzzled expression.

“You’ve worn pregame attire before?” he asked.
“This is the first time.”
“Then someone adjusted it for you.”
“No.”
“Your boots are fitted slip-fashion at the ankles. Who told you to do that?”
“It ...seemed the right way.”
“That it most certainly is.”

And Kynes rubbed his cheek, thinking of the legend: “He shall know your ways as though born to them.”

Lol

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


when you figure out there's one team in the entire NBA that's going to give you a massive contract this summer
https://x.com/CHGO_Bulls/status/1778496003944951977

Red Rox
Aug 24, 2004

Motel Midnight off the hook
I love money!

toggle
Nov 7, 2005


pls don't cry getthebagcoach

Giggs
Jan 4, 2013

mama huhu

Red Rox posted:

So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?
killian hayes

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Boosh!
Apr 12, 2002
Oven Wrangler

Red Rox posted:

So I've been having a decent season playing in a local social basketball comp. Here are my stats so far - can you guess what NBA player from this season I most closely resemble?

PPG: 7.8
AST: 1.8
REB: 3.2
BLK: 1.0
STL: 2.8

Matisse Thybulle

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