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graph posted:several people itt are looking at a toot explaining a drink of mayonnaise and water and asking if its fake Have you been to the midwest? Have you experienced Jello salads?
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for the record a number of modern egg nog recipes have mayo in them so i don’t think it’s that far lol i’m leaning towards fake but if my MIL brought out mayonade with rum i wouldn’t bat an eye either
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ultrafilter posted:Have you been to the midwest? Have you experienced Jello salads? jello salads were an american postwar thing not a midwest thing
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graph posted:jello salads were an american postwar thing not a midwest thing They were a postwar thing but they are a midwest thing.
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the only jello salads i experienced growing up in the mid west were jello with a can of fruit cocktail thrown into it which seems cheap but not like offensive or anything
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betty boof posted:It's not like we invented mayonnaise mayonnaise was not invented, it was discovered it is an inherent and essential part of the universe
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Apr 11, 2024 20:38
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to make an apple pie from scratch you must first invent mayonnaise
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One Joke but whatever https://twitter.com/TiredActor/status/1777887627640721886
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Apr 11, 2024 20:44
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betty boof posted:You shut your filthy whore mouth 
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mediaphage posted:for the record a number of modern egg nog recipes have mayo in them so i don’t think it’s that far lol
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betty boof posted:You shut your filthy whore mouth good idea, it'll protect me from the malort
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nah j/k I've never actually tried malort but chicago's great and I love visiting
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Berkshire Hunts posted:I'm sorry, what? hellmans this year got in on it and sponsored this creation lol  mayo to me is gross on its own but it’s really just egg spread which is why it’s a useful ingredient in cakes or grilled cheese or whatever too the twitter thread is probably a reaction to this
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betty boof posted:It's not like we invented mayonnaise what about aoili? is that american?
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duz posted:what about aoili? is that american? as american as catsup
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the traditional nog recipe uses raw eggs, which is putting an awful lot of faith in your egg supply chain. using mayo sidesteps that if you're a coward but i'd think you'd at least want an eggier mayo than hellman's. tastewise it's probably fine; it might even be more interesting because of the citrus kick. you could probably duplicate that in a traditional recipe by just adding lemon zest, though
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rjmccall posted:the traditional nog recipe uses raw eggs, which is putting an awful lot of faith in your egg supply chain. using mayo sidesteps that if you're a coward but i'd think you'd at least want an eggier mayo than hellman's. tastewise it's probably fine; it might even be more interesting because of the citrus kick. you could probably duplicate that in a traditional recipe by just adding lemon zest, though it's not putting any faith in your supply chain. not only is egg salmonella relatively rare, if you do it properly you've added enough booze that nothing grows in it. it's why it's safe to keep for a year.
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mediaphage posted:hellmans this year got in on it and sponsored this creation lol what about kewpie?
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Perplx posted:what about kewpie? try it and report back
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Dans Macabre posted:One Joke but whatever took me a moment to recognize her.
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betty boof posted:It's not like we invented mayonnaise the old world recipe is call aiolchello
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it's mayoli
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I didn't like mayo when I was a kid but that was because I mostly had miracle whip and thought mayo was a gross version of miracle whip. I grew out of it but I understand how it can seem like gross rich egg slime.
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mayonnaise in a sandwich is fine, by itself it's weird because it just looks like a jar of jizz
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:mayonnaise in a sandwich is fine, by itself it's weird because it just looks like a jar of jizz go to the doctor
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dougdrums posted:I didn't like mayo when I was a kid but that was because I mostly had miracle whip and thought mayo was a gross version of miracle whip. I grew out of it but I understand how it can seem like gross rich egg slime. Same but reversed, i could instantly tell when something was that weird Miracle Whip
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Armitag3 posted:go to the doctor *makes jerking off motions* eventually!
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i don't mind mayonnaise, but the one thing i can't abide is spicy mayonnaise on rice. that's a food crime
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the most suspicious thing about mayonnaise is that there is no place called mayonne anywhere in france where did this mysterious sauce come from? 
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EricBauman posted:this was me at the baltic air checkin desk on wednesday how have US airlines not started charging for this yet? it’s only a matter of time
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Brrrmph posted:how have US airlines not started charging for this yet? it’s only a matter of time some of the discount ones do already
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EricBauman posted:the most suspicious thing about mayonnaise is that there is no place called mayonne anywhere in france Mayonne, New Jersey
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ultrafilter posted:What holiday is that for? White People Day
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dougdrums posted:gross rich egg slime Salad Andreessen Andreessing..? Needs workshopping NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 16:54 on Apr 12, 2024 |
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Salad Andreessen 
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NoneMoreNegative posted:Salad Andreessen lol
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I like mayonnaise as a fry sauce One time I was in Kansas City for work and we all went out to lunch at a bbq joint and I asked for some mayonnaise on the side the server just absolutely FLIPPED OUT on me because they thought I was going to put it on my burnt end sandwich
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tartar sauce is the best fry sauce but yeah mayo is a close second
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