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Call Your Grandma posted:honestly they should just move to the pathfinder system Don't encourage self-destructive activities.
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Shanghaied posted:My "I take my role as a husband and father seriously" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. Joke understander logging on: This joke starts with the premise that "baby fashion" is a thing that maybe some people care about. The OJ's stance on this issue is that "baby fashion" is something they do not care about. In order for this joke to land, "baby fashion" must also be something that the JT does not care about. The joke typology is self-deprecation, where their shared baby is bad at "baby fashion". Because both the OJ and the JT do not care about "baby fashion", it should be funny rather than hurtful. The J doesn't land, possibly because the OJ was mistaken in their belief that the JT does not care about "baby fashion".
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I know we don't need a new one right away, but I have to put in for: r/relationships: Now, I worry that his general hate towards women might also include me.
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Apr 12, 2024 13:45
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Me: [in bed, head propped up on pillow] Hon, I've been thinking... You'd never eat *my* face, wouldja? Leopard: [snarls]
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Apr 12, 2024 14:04
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For the longest time I thought it was lepers and not leopards.
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Apr 12, 2024 14:16
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Pope Corky the IX posted:For the longest time I thought it was lepers and not leopards. You can eat lepers' faces Leopards can eat your face
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Apr 12, 2024 14:19
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I must've missed that one in school.
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Apr 12, 2024 14:26
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Just popping in to say LMAO if you didn't dress your kids like little fashion disasters when they were young
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Apr 12, 2024 14:27
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My sister was obsessed with one of my nieces wearing hats when she was a toddler and would literally tie them to her head.
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Apr 12, 2024 14:28
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I must've missed that one in school. It's all up there chilling with auspaimitnahsaitvontsu and bebibu bebibu a e a e.
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Apr 12, 2024 14:30
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the only response to people pointing out your socks don't match is "I have a pair just like it at home"
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Apr 12, 2024 14:31
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He frames it as ribbing but he also says that she did it "wrong" a couple different times and it's clear he cares a lot more than he should and she knows that too
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Apr 12, 2024 14:33
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'Oopsie looks like mommy made you ugly' is basically how I read it and yeah that's a veiled criticism for sure
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Apr 12, 2024 14:39
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Call Your Grandma posted:The OJ's stance on this issue RIP Also same model of socks but in different colours = totally okay. Different models of socks on different feet = not okay
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Biplane posted:Just popping in to say LMAO if you didn't dress your kids like little fashion disasters when they were young The opposite of this is much worse IMO. Occasionally you see kids dressed extremely fashionably, and you think "well poo poo, someone's parents have way too much money/time." Like maybe consider helping other people, instead of paying thousands for designer clothing for literal children.
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Apr 12, 2024 14:45
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All a kid needs is one sock, that week's tights, and a smock
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Apr 12, 2024 14:51
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Smock, smock, smock
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Neito posted:Don't encourage self-destructive activities. 1e or 2e, is the key question here.
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Apr 12, 2024 15:10
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Shanghaied posted:My "I take my role as a husband and father seriously" T-shirt has people asking a lot of questions already answered by my shirt. It was mismatched socks? The humor (for me) is that is incredibly low stakes and I think babies in mismatched items are adorable. Labeling a baby a fashion disaster is like putting a sticky note on a cat's tail and then saying "mr. scribbles how dare you go out looking like that mister!" But yeah new mom's dealing with brain weasels could take that as a personal attack.
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Apr 12, 2024 15:12
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I was with OP until all of the updates where he goes to great lenghts to convince us that his relationship is perfect, actually, and that redditors are just assholes he's not wrong on the latter point
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Apr 12, 2024 15:13
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Shanghaied posted:The opposite of this is much worse IMO. Occasionally you see kids dressed extremely fashionably, and you think "well poo poo, someone's parents have way too much money/time." Like maybe consider helping other people, instead of paying thousands for designer clothing for literal children. Also let your kids be kids. When my daughter and niece were very young, my brother's girlfriend didn't want to let my niece go mucking about outside with my daughter in case it ruined her designer dress. Like, she doesn't give a poo poo, she's 3 - the dress is for you, not her. Let her be a kid and be mucky like kids do, rather than forbid normal parts of childhood for the sake of your personal vicarious vanity.
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Apr 12, 2024 15:14
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Neito posted:Don't encourage self-destructive activities. I'm currently playing D&D for the second time in my life and the DM is using Pathfinder. I'm a wizard.
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Apr 12, 2024 15:14
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Pope Corky the IX posted:I'm currently playing D&D for the second time in my life and the DM is using Pathfinder. I'm a wizard. Which edition?
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First, I think? I'd have to ask.
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Shanghaied posted:The opposite of this is much worse IMO. Occasionally you see kids dressed extremely fashionably, and you think "well poo poo, someone's parents have way too much money/time." Like maybe consider helping other people, instead of paying thousands for designer clothing for literal children. what are you talking about, those are totally normal people and not hitmen concealing a false family whatsoever https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6udgapt6M0
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Apr 12, 2024 15:18
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When I was a kid my mum wanted me to always wear shirts buttoned all the way up, and tucked in. Of course I didn't (at least not for longer than it took me to get out of eyeshot). She was still of the same mind when I'd moved out, and would tell me every time I visited that I should button my shirt properly and tuck it in. I showed her some photographs of two lads with combed hair (another thing I wasn't really doing) wearing shirts with the top button buttoned and the shirt neatly tucked into their trousers. She said "well those guys look nice and proper! why can't you do that?" When I told her they were both school shooters she never said anything about it anymore.
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StrangersInTheNight posted:what are you talking about, those are totally normal people and not hitmen concealing a false family whatsoever this is the future the democrats want for your children
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/\/\/\ oh if only3D Megadoodoo posted:When I was a kid my mum wanted me to always wear shirts buttoned all the way up, and tucked in. Of course I didn't (at least not for longer than it took me to get out of eyeshot). She was still of the same mind when I'd moved out, and would tell me every time I visited that I should button my shirt properly and tuck it in. I showed her some photographs of two lads with combed hair (another thing I wasn't really doing) wearing shirts with the top button buttoned and the shirt neatly tucked into their trousers. She said "well those guys look nice and proper! why can't you do that?" When I told her they were both school shooters she never said anything about it anymore. I had that, and I also got put in those stirrup leggings which are made in hell by the devil himself as far as I'm concerned. it's taken me to my late 30s to be ok tucking in shirts again. it can actually look nice, with the right outfit, but that is a very important qualifier StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 15:25 on Apr 12, 2024 |
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Pope Corky the IX posted:First, I think? I'd have to ask. if you have a standard and a move action you're playing 1st edition pathfinder If you have 3 interchangeable actions then you're playing 2nd edition.
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Shanghaied posted:AITA for throwing away the lingerie that my friends brother bought me Hi sister in law, have you tried out that dildo I bought you yet?
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Moon Slayer posted:TIFU by letting my boyfriends horrific personal hygiene run our relationship
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Mx. posted:My (27F) boyfriend (29M) of 3 years told me that every guy should get a paternity test for his kid, just to be sure he's not raising someone else's child. Is this something I should be okay with? OP posted:[EDIT]: Thank you all for sharing your thoughts! I realize my initial wording may not have portrayed him positively. To provide more context, he has consistently been a wonderful partner, showing care and support. I don’t believe he would ever resort to aggression, as some comments suggested. My concern arose from his suggestion of a paternity test as a means of “fidelity” verification. While I understand the utility of DNA testing in certain situations, such as preventing paternity fraud, I found his suggestion in our monogamous relationship unnecessary. It felt like an accusation of infidelity and a lack of trust. Oh btw, I forgot to mention that he's actually a perfect partner and potential father, and only has a deap-seated resentment of women because he's TOO caring
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3D Megadoodoo posted:If anyone told me "my wife is a lousy gently caress" I'd not want them to talk to me ever again. K? Would you cut them out if they wanted to talk about other deeply personal relationship issues they were having with their wife? “Yeah it’s been hard lately, I feel like a lot of the trust in our marriage isn’t there any more and it’s a real struggle” “Sorry bro, I told you. Blocked” Of course this all assumes a friendship that’s deep enough that you can talk about difficult things with the person, but given that why would sex be off-limits? Seems kind of prudish to me. And sure, these are things you should talk with your actual partner about but a lot of the time talking about it with someone else first makes that conversation a lot easier. Except only with your therapist if it’s about sex I guess, anyone else is apparently a terrible breach of trust. Like no poo poo, if you walk into the bar and you yell out, “Hey bros, my girlfriend gives the worst head I’ve had in my life” you’re an rear end in a top hat. That’s a little different than “We’ve been friends for 15 years, I need to talk about some stuff that’s been on my mind, is that cool?” though. I’m not really talking about the original post, I’m responding to posts like yours that are basically “Sex talk?! Acid vat.”
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I like the suggestion for women put in this position by their insecure boyfriends to go tit for tat and demand access to their phone or a polygraph - after all, she can't risk carrying a cheater's baby who might leave at the drop of a hat ofc relationships are already dead if the bf asks for a dna test but you can still end it with style
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh btw, I forgot to mention that he's actually a perfect partner and potential father, and only has a deap-seated resentment of women because he's TOO caring To clarify, the “hatred towards people of colour” that I mentioned above surfaces mainly in discussions about instances of perceived crime or violence by people of colour. It seems more like an expression of his fears and concerns rather than genuine hatred towards brown people.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh btw, I forgot to mention that he's actually a perfect partner and potential father, and only has a deap-seated resentment of women because he's TOO caring Brawnfire posted:Me: [in bed, head propped up on pillow] Hon, I've been thinking... You'd never eat *my* face, wouldja?
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Captain Hygiene posted:Oh btw, I forgot to mention that he's actually a perfect partner and potential father, and only has a deap-seated resentment of women because he's TOO caring No, no, it isn’t a deep-seated resentment of women he simply believes that all women are adulterous hoes it’s totally different
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If you're unsure whether it's appropriate to tell a third party something private about your relationship, ask yourself if you'd go home and tell your partner what you told them or not. If you wouldn't, it probably wasn't cool to share it. This seems like an easy enough thing to wrap my head around, I don't get the confusion. "What if it's very important that gf's friend knows about op's sex life?" It isn't lol
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Kurieg posted:if you have a standard and a move action you're playing 1st edition pathfinder Okay, then it's the first edition.
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idiotsavant posted:No, no, it isn’t a deep-seated resentment of women he simply believes that all women are adulterous hoes it’s totally different I feel that if she has a serious conversation with him about it, he will reveal to her that he meant it in jest and its only all the other women that need paternity tests and not her. "Naw baby, I didnt really mean you too!"
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