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Thank you Chuck, wow, what a prize package! Thanks to our sponsors and to Bob from Topeka for playing. Alright let's welcome our next contestant to the stage and give a warm, STC welcome to Calvin from Venice Beach [audience applauding] Alright Calvin I hope you're ready because it's time to play... [audience all together] Takes No Damage posted:Saw! That coming!
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# ? May 26, 2024 18:52 |
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`Nemesis posted:what content here isn't stolen? we are stealing it by posting it unless we actually made it.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 11:10 |
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Slugworth posted:A decent chunk of the videos posted here are actually of me. My life is a non stop horror of runaway car tires, sink holes, and collapsing grain silos. did you poo poo on this car?
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 11:13 |
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Slugworth posted:A decent chunk of the videos posted here are actually of me. My life is a non stop horror of runaway car tires, sink holes, and collapsing grain silos. What are your opinions on fireworks?
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 11:21 |
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tfw you realize you might have to fight a cat and you know you're not gonna come out unscathed
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 13:34 |
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Cats like I got jokes too, here let me make you not breathe real quick, that's a good joke
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 14:09 |
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nobody pinch, nobody gets clawed
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 14:17 |
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fort condor in rebirth is loving deranged, they turned the intermission version into some kind of hosed up minimalist puzzle mode and there's a hard mode bonus round that's messing me up
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 17:34 |
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i suppose i could edit it out but you know i figure if you squint this incident can be called schadenfreude of a kind
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 17:35 |
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whoops ignore me
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 17:57 |
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Huh, I know the dude that saw blade almost took out. Freaked him the duck out for a day or two. Went about 3 inches into the building.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 18:14 |
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Bluemillion posted:Yeah this is why automation isn't going to be a threat to fast food jobs any time soon. As a barf machine it's still a threat though
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 20:40 |
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My best friend was sleeping so I decided to murder her...
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 20:56 |
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a little bullying, as a treat
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:15 |
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Hippocrass posted:My best friend was sleeping so I decided to murder her... That's not how murder works
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:23 |
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Hippocrass posted:My best friend was sleeping so I decided to murder her... Do you think sleeping in a room with a fan will also kill you?
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:30 |
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mobby_6kl posted:That's not how murder works That's how they get you.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:32 |
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if you want to murder somebody you gotta cover all four holes
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:34 |
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hawowanlawow posted:if you want to murder somebody you gotta cover all four holes Can people breathe from their butthole?
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:47 |
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hawowanlawow posted:if you want to murder somebody you gotta cover all four holes i got a lot more than 4 holes
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:51 |
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Roundup Ready posted:Can people breathe from their butthole? You can test this theory by covering someone's mouth and nose with and without loving them in the rear end to see if they stay conscious or not.
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:55 |
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Roundup Ready posted:Can people breathe from their butthole? If they can talk with it, they can breathe with it
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:12 |
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Kuros posted:You can test this theory by covering someone's mouth and nose with and without loving them in the rear end to see if they stay conscious or not. No
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# ? Apr 12, 2024 23:14 |
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Roundup Ready posted:Can people breathe from their butthole? they came out with that study recently that showed pigs can absorb oxygen through their intestines pretty sure so people probably can too. boof an o2.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 00:05 |
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You're thinking about politicians; they have to absorb oxygen through the rear end because their mouths are too full of poo poo for it to enter there.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 01:12 |
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schreibs posted:i got a lot more than 4 holes I can't tell if the tone of this post is "i got a lot more than 4 holes " or "i got a lot more than 4 holes "
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 01:50 |
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Roundup Ready posted:Can people breathe from their butthole?
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 02:12 |
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your butthole?
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 02:20 |
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That's poo poo posting, to be specific. If you can't post with your butthole covered it means you're a bad poster.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 02:52 |
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Snowglobe of Doom posted:I can't tell if the tone of this post is "i got a lot more than 4 holes " or "i got a lot more than 4 holes " You forgot
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 04:01 |
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Good to know you have in fact checked your butthole. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 04:12 |
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Scratch Monkey posted:your butthole? turn on your monitor
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 05:24 |
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Ski-bap, ba-dap.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 07:19 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1N95_takhU Classic Cop Tries It On with a lawyer schad.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 08:54 |
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ReelBigLizard posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1N95_takhU No schad, video cuts off immediately, we only have the uploader's word for it. Come on, man.
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 10:54 |
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https://i.imgur.com/QwGimdT.mp4
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 11:06 |
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not so funny when the octopus gets into his brain stem and we get a whole new world of trouble
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 11:08 |
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I know there's Bat Anti-Octopus Spray in his utility belt
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# ? Apr 13, 2024 13:50 |
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This hyper-realistic Spiderman reboot is looking good.
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The hardest difficulty mode in backpacks.
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