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Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Thank you Chuck, wow, what a prize package! Thanks to our sponsors and to Bob from Topeka for playing. Alright let's welcome our next contestant to the stage and give a warm, STC welcome to Calvin from Venice Beach [audience applauding]

Alright Calvin I hope you're ready because it's time to play...

[audience all together]

Takes No Damage posted:

Saw! That coming!

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Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

`Nemesis posted:

what content here isn't stolen? we are stealing it by posting it unless we actually made it.
A decent chunk of the videos posted here are actually of me. My life is a non stop horror of runaway car tires, sink holes, and collapsing grain silos.

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde

Slugworth posted:

A decent chunk of the videos posted here are actually of me. My life is a non stop horror of runaway car tires, sink holes, and collapsing grain silos.

did you poo poo on this car?

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Slugworth posted:

A decent chunk of the videos posted here are actually of me. My life is a non stop horror of runaway car tires, sink holes, and collapsing grain silos.

What are your opinions on fireworks?

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009


tfw you realize you might have to fight a cat and you know you're not gonna come out unscathed

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Cats like I got jokes too, here let me make you not breathe real quick, that's a good joke

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

nobody pinch, nobody gets clawed

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
fort condor in rebirth is loving deranged, they turned the intermission version into some kind of hosed up minimalist puzzle mode and there's a hard mode bonus round that's messing me up

Violen
Jul 25, 2009

ohoho~
i suppose i could edit it out but you know i figure if you squint this incident can be called schadenfreude of a kind

Rasmus
Jul 13, 2016

I wish I was brian Blessed
whoops ignore me

Stupid_Sexy_Flander
Mar 14, 2007

Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?
Grimey Drawer
Huh, I know the dude that saw blade almost took out. Freaked him the duck out for a day or two. Went about 3 inches into the building.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

Bluemillion posted:

Yeah this is why automation isn't going to be a threat to fast food jobs any time soon.

As a barf machine it's still a threat though

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

My best friend was sleeping so I decided to murder her...

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



a little bullying, as a treat

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Hippocrass posted:

My best friend was sleeping so I decided to murder her...

That's not how murder works

CainFortea
Oct 15, 2004


Hippocrass posted:

My best friend was sleeping so I decided to murder her...

Do you think sleeping in a room with a fan will also kill you?

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

mobby_6kl posted:

That's not how murder works

That's how they get you.

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

if you want to murder somebody you gotta cover all four holes

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


hawowanlawow posted:

if you want to murder somebody you gotta cover all four holes

Can people breathe from their butthole?

schreibs
Oct 11, 2009

hawowanlawow posted:

if you want to murder somebody you gotta cover all four holes

i got a lot more than 4 holes

Kuros
Sep 13, 2010

Oh look, the consequences of my prior actions are finally catching up to me.

Roundup Ready posted:

Can people breathe from their butthole?

You can test this theory by covering someone's mouth and nose with and without loving them in the rear end to see if they stay conscious or not.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Roundup Ready posted:

Can people breathe from their butthole?

If they can talk with it, they can breathe with it

Roundup Ready
Mar 10, 2004

ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER


Kuros posted:

You can test this theory by covering someone's mouth and nose with and without loving them in the rear end to see if they stay conscious or not.

No

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Roundup Ready posted:

Can people breathe from their butthole?

they came out with that study recently that showed pigs can absorb oxygen through their intestines pretty sure so people probably can too. boof an o2.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
You're thinking about politicians; they have to absorb oxygen through the rear end because their mouths are too full of poo poo for it to enter there.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

schreibs posted:

i got a lot more than 4 holes

I can't tell if the tone of this post is "i got a lot more than 4 holes :mad:" or "i got a lot more than 4 holes :wiggle:"

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Roundup Ready posted:

Can people breathe from their butthole?
I covered mine with my hands and was still able to breath, but couldn't post while doing it! So that must be where posts are coming from?!?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
your butthole?

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 33 minutes!
That's poo poo posting, to be specific. If you can't post with your butthole covered it means you're a bad poster.

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

I can't tell if the tone of this post is "i got a lot more than 4 holes :mad:" or "i got a lot more than 4 holes :wiggle:"

You forgot :science:

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Good to know you have in fact checked your butthole.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--9kqhzQ-8Q

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Scratch Monkey posted:

your butthole?

turn on your monitor

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ski-bap, ba-dap.

ReelBigLizard
Feb 27, 2003

Fallen Rib
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1N95_takhU

Classic Cop Tries It On with a lawyer schad.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

ReelBigLizard posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1N95_takhU

Classic Cop Tries It On with a lawyer schad.

No schad, video cuts off immediately, we only have the uploader's word for it. Come on, man.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
https://i.imgur.com/QwGimdT.mp4

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
not so funny when the octopus gets into his brain stem and we get a whole new world of trouble

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

I know there's Bat Anti-Octopus Spray in his utility belt

nomad2020
Jan 30, 2007


This hyper-realistic Spiderman reboot is looking good.

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Robobot
Aug 21, 2018
The hardest difficulty mode in backpacks.

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