The Cursed Images Thread: A Dilbert themed ethics game created by Lockheed Martin

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ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

youknowthatoneguy posted:

gaultse

ChubbyChecker fucked around with this message at 11:30 on Apr 12, 2024

# ? Apr 12, 2024 11:27

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# ? May 29, 2024 21:20

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

Mauser posted:

Because it looks like a big satisfied dummy smacking its lips

yeah, it's a nice pic

# ? Apr 12, 2024 11:30

No. 6: Jun 30, 2002

ChubbyChecker posted:

gaultse

# ? Apr 12, 2024 11:57

VictualSquid: Feb 29, 2012; Gently enveloping the target with indiscriminate love.

# ? Apr 12, 2024 13:26

Mindless: Dec 7, 2001; WANTED: INFO on Mindless. Anything! Everything! Send to; Pillbug

Is that from that 4D minecraft clone?

# ? Apr 12, 2024 22:36

PurpleXVI: Oct 30, 2011; Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!

I'm personally very unhappy that this exists.

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# ? Apr 13, 2024 00:42

Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

The teeth are on the wrong side.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 00:54

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

https://www.patsaspuisto.net/

# ? Apr 13, 2024 01:04

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Nenonen posted:

https://www.patsaspuisto.net/

Mr Bean reboot looking....interesting

# ? Apr 13, 2024 01:12

Valko: Sep 18, 2015

That poor kid who was left alone with netflix...

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:09

Bouillon Rube: Aug 6, 2009

Valko posted:

That poor kid who was left alone with netflix...

Eh, better than having to watch �Antz�

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:15

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

I grudgingly respect Human Centipede for doubling down and achieving what it sets out to do, even if what it sets out to do is pretty gross.

But it gave us this so net :blessed:

IMO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ozezG1zpxXQ

# ? Apr 13, 2024 03:30

staberind: Feb 20, 2008; but i dont wanna be a spaceship; Fun Shoe

Karate Bastard posted:

Put tits on everything

if bethesda dont, modders will.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 05:37

Nobody Interesting: Mar 29, 2013; One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.

staberind posted:

if bethesda dont, modders will.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 06:25

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Bar couldn't give these away.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 12:05

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

What is it?

# ? Apr 13, 2024 12:29

Chef Boyardeez Nuts: Sep 9, 2011; The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Remember pogs? They're back! In pog form!

# ? Apr 13, 2024 12:46

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

It's a button.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 12:48

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

I think it's a badge.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 12:50

redshirt: Aug 11, 2007

Does it make a clicky noise if you press it?

# ? Apr 13, 2024 12:56

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Nobody Interesting posted:

The real curse is anyone who thinks they're not doing this intentionally by now

# ? Apr 13, 2024 13:07

bird with big dick: Oct 21, 2015

Doing what intentionally? Having flat butts?

# ? Apr 13, 2024 15:15

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

It's rage bait for views. Because it's all monetised now.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 15:22

Android Apocalypse: Apr 28, 2009; The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE; Illegal Hen

There was some mild outrage with X-Men 97 because they toned down Rogue's ridiculous dump truck.

Southern Bell~~bottom~~ no more.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 15:32

Rebel Blob: Mar 1, 2008; Extinction for our time

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 17:37

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

he just looks like he lost a few pounds and some % of his humanity

# ? Apr 13, 2024 17:44

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

He looks like he's turning into a Star Trek villain

# ? Apr 13, 2024 17:52

Zopotantor: Feb 24, 2013; ...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

If my dad did that I would contract rabies on purpose.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 17:55

Tarkus: Aug 27, 2000

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

I've listened to interviews with this guy. He's absolutely terrified of dying and his motto is "don't die". He's an excellent argument for maintaining the current mortality meta.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 17:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

They all are. SV has a huge "peter pan" problem

# ? Apr 13, 2024 18:02

Karate Bastard: Jul 31, 2007; Soiled Meat

I shall assume SV means Startek Villain I do not entertain clarifications at this time.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 18:06

Killingyouguy!: Sep 8, 2014

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

He's also on estrogen that he claims won't make him transition bc it's Special Estrogen iirc

# ? Apr 13, 2024 18:58

UwUnabomber: Sep 9, 2012; Pubes dreaded out so hoes call me Chris Barnes. I don't wear a condom at the pig farm.

Karate Bastard posted:

Startek Villain

That's just the whole company.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 19:11

nice obelisk idiot: May 18, 2023; funerary linens looking like dishrags

Killingyouguy! posted:

He's also on estrogen that he claims won't make him transition bc it's Special Estrogen iirc

I was gonna say that he just seems like a nonbinary person who got on a lower dose of feminizing HRT. Any factor that is creepy is his glassy dead rich person eyes and blankness, ie the star trek villain factor. If he was a good person he would just seem like one of those guys from star trek on the peaceful androgynous culture planets

# ? Apr 13, 2024 19:39

davidspackage: May 16, 2007; Nap Ghost

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

At some point his son is just going to disappear and be replaced by a bunch of soccer balls in a sleeping bag as this guy walks out of a hospital with several new kidneys, an extra heart and a few fresh lungs.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 19:40

Nenonen: Oct 22, 2009; Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Startup Villain

# ? Apr 13, 2024 19:40

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

Zopotantor posted:

If my dad did that I would contract rabies on purpose.

Oh that�s just your solution to everything!

# ? Apr 13, 2024 19:49

Desert Bus: May 9, 2004; Take 1 tablet by mouth daily.

davidspackage posted:

At some point his son is just going to disappear and be replaced by a bunch of soccer balls in a sleeping bag as this guy walks out of a hospital with several new kidneys, an extra heart and a few fresh lungs.

Ah, yes, the Invader Zim method.

# ? Apr 13, 2024 19:51