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Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
Man I do not feel good about Joe Biden being president at this moment.

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comedyblissoption
Mar 15, 2006

hoping biden does not bomb a chinese embassy like a previous democrat administration in a bid to start ww3

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017




Uh oh....Iran better watch out; Jersey Shore folks are on the case!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


In times like this, you have to remember that despite it all, Joe Biden is the lesser evil. If Trump wins once more, you will be on trains to the camps. Biden of course won't have that.

Because Secretary Pete is fundamentally incapable of keeping trains from derailing.

SgtMongoose
Feb 10, 2007

Nichael posted:

In times like this, you have to remember that despite it all, Joe Biden is the lesser evil. If Trump wins once more, you will be on trains to the camps. Biden of course won't have that.

Because Secretary Pete is fundamentally incapable of keeping trains from derailing.

Don't worry. My McKinsey consultants assure me we can fly them to the camps as a workaround. Just a moment, my assistant is handing me a note.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


https://x.com/jeffmason1/status/1779232957653192826 lol

biden: "my work here is done"

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Uh oh....Iran better watch out; Jersey Shore folks are on the case!

He’s gonna send da mob ta wack’em!!!

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice

Gonna be wierd when the president being gone from the White House all the time suddenly starts mattering again next January.

Excelzior
Jun 24, 2013

Biden outraged at being expected to be President on the weekend

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


trump being gone all the time be like: "pee pee poo poo i'm in florida having diarrhea."

biden being gone all the time be like: "pee pee poo poo i'm in delaware having diarrhea."

any questions? it's clear who the lesser evil is.

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Excelzior posted:

Biden outraged at being expected to be President on the weekend

It's past gramps' bedtime. He'll need an extra large glass of Metamucil to deal with this.

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008


Phil Murphy is gonna send me to war

loquacius
Oct 21, 2008

Watch Murphy start a loving war

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I legit wish Kamala were in charge right now


because it would be very funny

SgtMongoose
Feb 10, 2007


So this means that this:

Willa Rogers posted:

he's not up for a tv speech but he's still working hard, thank u!

https://twitter.com/POTUS/status/1779289588890010044

Was definitely a stock photo.

VoicesCanBe
Jul 1, 2023

"Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

SgtMongoose posted:

So this means that this:

Was definitely a stock photo.

lmao I'd brag about calling it, except it was incredibly obvious

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

SgtMongoose posted:

So this means that this:

Was definitely a stock photo.

nah check the timestamps

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

SgtMongoose posted:

So this means that this:

Was definitely a stock photo.

lol

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Joementum posted:

nah check the timestamps

drat

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


SgtMongoose posted:

So this means that this:

Was definitely a stock photo.

he could've gotten to DC in time for that... but let's be real, it was fake

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

gently caress you nichael

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lumpentroll posted:

gently caress you nichael

i just said it's a stock photo!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


that wasn't even the real biden on the helicopter, you know that. it was a motherfucking ghola.

Clip-On Fedora
Feb 20, 2011

Joe Biden is having a big day!

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


isn't the helicopter called like heli-force one or some poo poo

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


i just took a massive airforce two

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

marine one

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011



kyle rittenhouse's iq

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

does the president have a battleship

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

lumpentroll posted:

gently caress you nichael

this

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


lumpentroll posted:

does the president have a battleship

he prefers flying battlecruisers in the current meta

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

just start taking submarines to deleware

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


if it's becoming a popular thing, i don't wanna be left out


lumpentroll posted:

gently caress you nichael


Danann
Aug 4, 2013

https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1779282710181081146
https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1779287076334178351
https://twitter.com/OAlexanderDK/status/1779307674594684971

PoundSand
Jul 30, 2021

Also proficient with kites

Even if this were true I don't see how it's winning messaging. The only people who'd accept it are already diehard libs who are gonna vote biden anyways, anyone else is gonna look at the trump years and compare em to now and go "well it was better during those 4 sooooo".

Tbh I dunno even what winning messaging would look like, I guess maybe put the abortion football up again for your charlie brown voters. If they had some wins they could point to during their term they could blast those out but they don't really.

Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


gee i hope that even uglier stancil-spawn gets cancer

SgtMongoose
Feb 10, 2007

lumpentroll posted:

does the president have a battleship

Used to, there was a Presidential yacht up through the Carter admin.

PhilippAchtel
May 31, 2011

https://twitter.com/StephenKing/status/1779267337872449824

Thanks, Stephen.

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Nichael
Mar 30, 2011


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