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Crampy, painful stress diarrhea.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 06:25 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 14:51 |
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I can tell something wicked is brewing
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 07:18 |
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Toxic Mental posted:I can tell something wicked is brewing Something wicked this way dumps
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:02 |
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INGOTS OF poo poo. I feel a lot lighter after that mess.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:15 |
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Making room for dinner
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 19:29 |
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Mostly mucus on this one. Little more blood than usual. Reminder to buy more iron supplements.
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# ? Apr 14, 2024 21:01 |
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Big salad last night and strawberries and oatmeal this morning meant a satisfying dump at work.
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 03:18 |
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hot sauce pee hole posted:Mostly mucus on this one. Little more blood than usual. Reminder to buy more iron supplements. yep, blood blood blood
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 10:48 |
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6th time this morning. Been long thin strands for awhile now in spite of the abundance of fruit I eat every day. Gonna up my magnesium oxide dosage in the evening. Wish me luck
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 13:01 |
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bowl looked like a jackson pollack painting
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 13:37 |
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I ate like a degen this weekend except for the Brussels sprouts. Those made the boom boom good.
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 14:04 |
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Oh man overate all through my constipated vacation. I won't get into detail about all the work that went into making the poo poo happen but it was an interdisciplinary multi stage project. It was loving enormous and could probably be frozen and used as a weapon.
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# ? Apr 15, 2024 17:13 |
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Got the wort in the tank, rinsed out the boil kettle, took initial gravity, pitched the yeast, got the hot water going, and celebrated with a big ol' poo poo! Oatmeal, fruit, drinkable yogurt, and coffee for breakfast and veggie sticks for a snack really helped. Fiber Friends.
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 06:17 |
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it was simply a satisfying poop of exceptional size
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 07:42 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Fiber Friends.
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 13:48 |
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That stool had a dramatic&sad soundtrack in the background playing as it passed.
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:22 |
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Nelson Mandingo posted:That stool had a dramatic&sad soundtrack in the background playing as it passed. terminator 2 thumbs up scene
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:30 |
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Fiber Friends From our rear ends
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:38 |
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RIP my butthole
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 02:18 |
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Oh god it’s started. Hot chocolate, high velocity, but even less viscous
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 03:18 |
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Escape From Noise posted:Fiber Fiends.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 03:32 |
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So watery, feels like I’m pissing out my rear end in a top hat
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 04:00 |
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Wifi Toilet posted:So watery, feels like I’m pissing out my rear end in a top hat
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 14:46 |
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Nothing like starting the day with a big, solid BM.
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 23:48 |
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I got really constipated from an illness and had to dig the poo poo before last out manually before it tore too many fissures in my anus. Pros: it worked, no bleeding Cons: it was two days ago and I still don't feel like I washed my hands enough
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 00:26 |
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cruft posted:I got really constipated from an illness and had to dig the poo poo before last out manually before it tore too many fissures in my anus. I'm sorry cruft but... Constipation, no bleeding Don't feel clean cuz I used my fingers for reaming
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:08 |
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I just had a defecation session that was very satisfying (aka I poo poo until my anus horts)
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 01:18 |
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Will the monster shits ever cease...?
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 02:58 |
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I quit drinking caffeine and thought I was relegated to rabbit poops. Couple days later:Nelson Mandingo posted:Will the monster shits ever cease...?
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 03:39 |
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Should have bumped this last week when I took the biggest poo poo I ever have. But then, colonoscopy prep will do that to you.Wifi Toilet posted:
Yep That's the one! But I had to drink the gallon of prep. Great fun. Each sip gets worse and worse and worse. Genesplicer fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Apr 18, 2024 |
# ? Apr 18, 2024 04:56 |
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Lauter tun rakes are kind of the poop knives of brewing, if you think about it.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 05:34 |
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Escape From Noise posted:I'm sorry cruft but... It's beautiful
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 17:41 |
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There is no joy in Mudville.
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# ? Apr 18, 2024 22:54 |
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Filled the kegs, then filled the bowl.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 03:52 |
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Genesplicer posted:Should have bumped this last week when I took the biggest poo poo I ever have. But then, colonoscopy prep will do that to you. How many times do you have to run to the toilet between the time you take that and then go to get the procedure? Like maybe 5 times I'm guessing? Or does it all explode at once? I've been putting off my colonoscopy, yes I know that's very stupid. :\
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 10:13 |
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filmcynic posted:There is no joy in Mudville. the bowl is half full, not half empty friendo
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 14:49 |
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I hate that I love BBQ beans because they give me the foulest shits in the 7 kingdoms.
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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:27 |
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Long and slow poo poo this morning after a long night of drinking.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 05:10 |
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Bula Vinaka posted:How many times do you have to run to the toilet between the time you take that and then go to get the procedure? Like maybe 5 times I'm guessing? Or does it all explode at once? More like 5 times an hour...for a few hours. Mine was done with 2 doses, 5pm and again at 5am. It took about an hour to start working, then I had a couple big evacuations with 15 minutes, then it starts tapering off to every 10-15 minutes for the next couple of hours. By 10pm I was confident enough I wouldn't have any unexpected leakage that I was able to go to bed. Repeat for the 5am dose, but by now you're just making GBS threads liquid so hopefully you've stayed hydrated. The procedure itself was cake, the worst part is not eating any solid food for 36 hours.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 06:02 |
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# ? May 19, 2024 14:51 |
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Been filling bowls around town.
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# ? Apr 20, 2024 08:01 |