Desert Bus posted:

Ah, yes, the Invader Zim method.

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

Paladinus posted:

In ten years he's going to look exactly like Richard Lewis right before he died.

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

redshirt posted:

I just came up with a viable business idea.

nice obelisk idiot posted:

He admired Richard Lewis' locks so he got a worm encoded with Richard Lewis genes implanted in him, and is becoming part worm and part Richard Lewis with HRT glowup skin. Basically the perfect being

freelop posted:

Imortality or your money back!

Scratch Monkey posted:

They're kitchen string holders

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

Scratch Monkey posted:

They're kitchen string holders

Android Apocalypse posted:

It's cursed that I recognized those are the Little Rascals.

Captain Hygiene posted:

He looks like he's turning into a Star Trek villain

Catastrophe posted:

redshirt posted:

titty_baby_ posted:

he just looks like he lost a few pounds and some % of his humanity

Lazy_Liberal posted:

are they okay? 🥺

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

Catastrophe posted:

Rebel Blob posted:

Bryan Johnson here spends $2 million a year on his anti-aging regimen, including having his teenage son's blood injected into him. He claims all this has reversed his biological age by 5 years, and I think the results speak for themselves.

Poo In An Alleyway posted:

I just reread this and clocked to the fact that it’s not that he’s spent $2 million trying to delay his own death, it’s that he spends $2 million PER YEAR doing this. His son needs to poison his own blood pronto or steal the money and run.

Lazy_Liberal posted:

are they okay? 🥺

CuwiKhons posted:

It's gonna be really funny when he dies in a freak accident like a car crash, or possibly an 'accident' like his son deciding that he's tired of being an rear end in a top hat's bloodbag.

redshirt posted:

I'm sure they're fine, everyone's fine, good, you good?

Bouillon Rube posted:

Eh, better than having to watch “Antz”

dr_rat posted:

Gets a fatal blood born disease from letting someone bite him who claims to be a vampire.

Kit Walker posted:

He'll see a big titty lady and the sudden rush of blood will cause him to pass out

Kit Walker posted:

He'll see a big titty lady and the sudden rush of blood will cause him to pass out and crack his head open on a juicero machine

Medenmath posted:

Supposedly his magic immortality routine involves diet management, exercise, and constant medical testing, and the blood nonsense is done with since there was no obvious effect. My guess is his routine adds maybe five years to his life by helping him avoid heart disease or diabetes, and then he dies of unavoidable natural causes anyway because you can't exercise away cancer or whatever. Even if he doesn't pull a Steve Jobs he'll probably die at an unremarkable age (for a rich guy, so like 100+ is still on the table).