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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Rookie mistake loving around with friends that you presumably care about. Veterans know to surround oneself with disposable sycophants who exist to admit to driving.
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I still cannot believe that anyone let that tape get out. Like most people probably assumed that was the case for most celebrities or rich folks, but it sounds so bad hearing it out loud.
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ozymandius1024 posted:I still cannot believe that anyone let that tape get out. Like most people probably assumed that was the case for most celebrities or rich folks, but it sounds so bad hearing it out loud. I remember Carter saying the same poo poo on ESPN when he was part of Sunday Countdown and the MNF pregame, probably more than once.
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See also: Shohei Ohtani
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It’s good people say the quiet parts out loud imo
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https://x.com/DangeRussWilson/status/1779011369804689441
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sharknado slashfic posted:See also: Shohei Ohtani Nah, Ippei is essentially the opposite of a fall guy
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Play posted:Nah, Ippei is essentially the opposite of a fall guy Reality can be whatever you want now, haven't you heard
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Play posted:Nah, Ippei is essentially the opposite of a fall guy how so? he had to publicly state that he stole four million dollars from his friend so Ohtani could maintain a level of denial about paying off a bookie. seems like a fall
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Play posted:Nah, Ippei is essentially the opposite of a fall guy Sounds like a good fall guy to me
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indigi posted:how so? he had to publicly state that he stole four million dollars from his friend so Ohtani could maintain a level of denial about paying off a bookie. seems like a fall The feds are involved. It's extremely clear that Ohtani wasn't doing anything. https://www.cbssports.com/mlb/news/...ambling-habits/
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Hot Diggity! posted:The feds are involved. It's extremely clear that Ohtani wasn't doing anything. Yeah the texts are particularly damning. This one is my favorite though: quote:"I have a problem lol" Mizuhara allegedly wrote on or about June 24, 2023. Always love a good emotional distance lol
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indigi posted:how so? he had to publicly state that he stole four million dollars from his friend so Ohtani could maintain a level of denial about paying off a bookie. seems like a fall A fall guy takes the blame for crimes committed by someone they know. The opposite of a fall guy commits crimes that implicate that person, even though now it's clear that Ohtani's only crime was being a credulous moron Freaquency posted:Always love a good emotional distance lol I can also appreciate the one that goes 'Technically I did steal from him'
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It seems very likely that Ohtani wasn’t himself gambling. It also seems very likely that he paid off the bookie, because he told us he did, and because it’s a very plausible thing for him to have done for a friend. He later said that was a misunderstanding, almost certainly because someone told him privately that paying off the bookie also wasn’t allowed. Now, you can argue that him paying off the bookie was actually innocuous, because the reason it’s disallowed is so that you can’t just gamble at arm’s length through your friend, and you can’t have been doing that if you legitimately didn’t know about the bets. But it’s not unlikely that there will be evidence that he did pay off the bookies himself, because he apparently didn’t even realize it was something he needed to hide.
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Hot Diggity! posted:The feds are involved. It's extremely clear that Ohtani wasn't doing anything. Oh yeah totally. the feds rjmccall posted:It seems very likely that Ohtani wasn’t himself gambling. It also seems very likely that he paid off the bookie, because he told us he did, and because it’s a very plausible thing for him to have done for a friend. He later said that was a misunderstanding, almost certainly because someone told him privately that paying off the bookie also wasn’t allowed. Yeah (sincere)
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nobody thinks Ohtani was gambling lol that's not the issue
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Who the gently caress is otahni
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 I don't live in CA or care about baseball, but come on...
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Asproigerosis posted:Who the gently caress is otahni He's a baseball man from Japan that can pitch and hit extremely well. Dude has been doing poo poo that hasn't been done since Ol 1 Sock Amos Fathernington in 1902. Ohtani is a legit world famous sports man for the past like 3 years
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Ches Neckbeard posted:He's a baseball man from Japan that can pitch and hit extremely well. Dude has been doing poo poo that hasn't been done since Ol 1 Sock Amos Fathernington in 1902. https://twitter.com/D1SCHER/status/1779018146747433140
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Like he never left the Angels
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Why the gently caress does the Tff offseason thread keep linking me to the baseball thread, is this some sort of mod April fools?
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it’s like national news even for non sports people
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It’s national news, it’s specifically sports-gambling news that’ll probably inform policies going forward for a lot of other leagues, and we’re in the middle of the second-most appallingly boring part of the NFL offseason, surpassed only by the long months after we all getting tired of talking about what happened during the draft.
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Ohtani is like if those rare college players who are great in both an offense and defense position, like WR/CB, ended up being great at doing so in the NFL.
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I could play every snap of an NFL game on both sides of the ball
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Blackball Shohei Ohtani Alternatively, induct Barry Bonds and Pete Rose in the Hall of Fame
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Chris James 2 posted:Blackball Shohei Ohtani why not both tho (go cardinals)
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rjmccall posted:It’s national news, it’s specifically sports-gambling news that’ll probably inform policies going forward for a lot of other leagues, and we’re in the middle of the second-most appallingly boring part of the NFL offseason, surpassed only by the long months after we all getting tired of talking about what happened during the draft. Listen, if you can't get excited hearing which players are in the best shape of their life, football might not be the sport for you
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sweet thursday posted:I could play every snap of an NFL game on both sides of the ball We normally don’t like refs
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sweet thursday posted:I could play every snap of an NFL game on both sides of the ball "Hmm, yes. I see." Writes in notes: won't play special teams. Not a team player.
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So this otahni guy must have a lot of MLB super bowl rings, huh?
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Asproigerosis posted:So this Barry Sanders / Dan Marino / etc etc guy must have a lot of super bowl rings, huh?
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Fine, you want football news? https://x.com/LegendSports7/status/1779491348443173205
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Where is that trade sim everyone was dunking on? I need to get Drake Maye and Aiyuk on the Patriots for a 2025 second rounder
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Android Apocalypse posted:Fine, you want football news? Bargaining tactic
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