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Failed Imagineer: Sep 22, 2018

CancerCakes posted:

Can't leave the house, the roads are closed and there is a mob of 30 thousand people outside

Mob justice - Nonces Out

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Torquemada: Oct 21, 2010; Drei GlÃ¤ser

so you fiddle from home

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

the uk (mroe specifically england) has been a long running dysgenics program to find out whether breeding together the dumbest and ugliest idiots on the continent would eventually overflow the moron buffer and produce a perfect genius king

it has not worked

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goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

Thanks for that valuable input.

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

great first post idiot, everyone knows the vikings looted all the good looking people out of the british gene pool :rolleyes:

# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:17

freelop: Apr 28, 2013; Where we're going, we won't need fries to see

kecske posted:

great first post idiot, everyone knows the vikings looted all the good looking people out of the british gene pool

John of Wallingford posted:

The Danes made themselves too acceptable to English women by their elegant manners and their care of their person. They combed their hair every day, bathed every Saturday, and even changed their garments often. They set off their persons by many such frivolous devices. In this manner, they laid siege to the virtue of the married women, and persuaded the daughters, even of the nobles to be their concubines.

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

goatface posted:

Thanks for that valuable input.

hey i have to live in the uk too

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

jokes on you idiot, nobody can afford to have kids

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Dysgenesis: Jul 12, 2012; HAVE AT THEE!

I'll have you known am very hansome and good looking. My mum told me so.

# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:57

Dysgenesis: Jul 12, 2012; HAVE AT THEE!

In all seriousness it's mainly the women who are ugly in the UK, kind of like an anti-Russia.

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# ? Apr 14, 2024 16:58

Solefald: Jun 9, 2010; sleepy~capy

Dysgenesis posted:

In all seriousness it's mainly the women who are ugly in the UK, kind of like an anti-Russia.

wow RUDE

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Solefald: Jun 9, 2010; sleepy~capy

i'm cute :c

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Dysgenesis: Jul 12, 2012; HAVE AT THEE!

The exception that proves the rule.

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Inexplicable Humblebrag: Sep 20, 2003

Dysgenesis posted:

In all seriousness it's mainly the women who are ugly in the UK, kind of like an anti-Russia.

Nice Post dude

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Strategic Tea: Sep 1, 2012

British men by contrast just look uniformly boring. Short back n sides, lovely beard

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Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

my beard looks very nice ill have you know. As does my facial hair

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oh no computer: May 27, 2003

i can't even grow a beard

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crispix: Mar 28, 2015; Grand-Maman m'a raconté
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Hello, dear

The_Doctor posted:

My local spoons had little signs up around the bar area saying the same thing. It�s such a weirdo move. The staff don�t like it, and it gives the place such a bizarrely political air. Just run a pub chain and enjoy your success.

this is the man who got the address in canada of a teacher who was mean to him, once, and still posts his annual business accounts to him every year lol

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

are you making GBS threads me have you seen men

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

disgusting deflated bag of ham looking motherfuckers

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Bobby Deluxe: May 9, 2004

the loving audacity

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Starbucks: Jul 7, 2002; Your daily cup of fuck you.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

are you making GBS threads me have you seen men

We are all graceful

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

you know who else hated beards

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kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

that's right margaret thatcher

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Starbucks: Jul 7, 2002; Your daily cup of fuck you.

Should have made gay marriage legal if she didn�t like beards

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Gasmask: Apr 27, 2003; And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

kecske posted:

you know who else hated beards

The British army

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fridge corn: Apr 2, 2003; NO MERCY, ONLY PAIN

Just had grilled cheese sandwich from five guys and it was disappointing

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Salisbury Snape: May 26, 2014; While a grain platform can be used for corn, a specialized corn head is ordinarily used instead.

fridge corn posted:

Just had grilled cheese sandwich from five guys and it was disappointing

Is that like a creampie but in the arse?

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Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

fridge corn posted:

Just had grilled cheese sandwich from five guys and it was disappointing

you're supposed to order a burger :troll:

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Starbucks: Jul 7, 2002; Your daily cup of fuck you.

I know someone who orders the hot dog there. But the grilled cheese? That�s embarrassing

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juggalo baby coffin: Dec 2, 2007; How would the dog wear goggles and even more than that, who makes the goggles?

the ugliness of people in the uk is principally due to poor diet and not genetic. there are hot british people, its just most people make themselves small and red and baggy by drinking extremely low quality beer in volume, in concert with meals of salted meat and beige carbohydrates. it makes you look like someone did the sharpness filter on you over and over in photoshop until you resemble a stone creature from one of the edgier jim henson productions

edit: we also have like the inverse of america where we keep having really ugly people on tv a lot because they have a lot of money and power in our society. I saw james may from top gear in real life at a train station once, and he looked like someone was transporting their grandmothers corpse

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Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

speak for yourself mate

# ? Apr 14, 2024 18:49

kecske: Feb 28, 2011; it's round, like always

juggalo baby coffin posted:

the ugliness of people in the uk is principally due to poor diet and not genetic. there are hot british people, its just most people make themselves small and red and baggy by drinking extremely low quality beer in volume, in concert with meals of salted meat and beige carbohydrates. it makes you look like someone did the sharpness filter on you over and over in photoshop until you resemble a stone creature from one of the edgier jim henson productions

edit: we also have like the inverse of america where we keep having really ugly people on tv a lot because they have a lot of money and power in our society. I saw james may from top gear in real life at a train station once, and he looked like someone was transporting their grandmothers corpse

are you feeling ok

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