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TwoShanks
Feb 27, 2007

Robots of the world unite

XeeD posted:

What if they paint the spores red?


Actually, is there a non terrible youtube that plays out a tabletop game without being insufferable nerds about it?

https://youtube.com/@PlayOnTabletop?si=xnutHZ0huEIhHs5g

PlayOnTabletop is about the best I've seen, they also have a bunch of well edited games under "40k in 40 minutes". Obviously they're still nerds, especially the Ork player, but it's very watchable.

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Just saw the latest meltdown subject, beautiful

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
Just watched the quick "This week in Warhammer" and it autoplayed into some ragebait redpill video about the female Custodes. Never change, YouTube, you piece of poo poo.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

thin blue whine posted:

Just watched the quick "This week in Warhammer" and it autoplayed into some ragebait redpill video about the female Custodes. Never change, YouTube, you piece of poo poo.

https://twitter.com/AThrillosopher/status/1779617724907290855

lol. honesly, custodes ladies make sense. its not the same process of space marines and they are basicaly indivdually crafted and etc. also custodes rule in general.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Is there nowhere a straight white man can go without possibly seeing a woman and becoming gay

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

personally I think making custodes a whole army is stupid and the only appearance they should have is an.imperial agents type thing at most. they're just another power armored genetically modified human crowding up the range

however female custodes making people butthurt is funny

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

titty_baby_ posted:

personally I think making custodes a whole army is stupid and the only appearance they should have is an.imperial agents type thing at most. they're just another power armored genetically modified human crowding up the range

however female custodes making people butthurt is funny

i think the point is to get peeps with like, jobs and stuff who can't paint that much but have money

if you have lots of time to paint, get nids or guard. if you don't have very much time to paint, custodes or knights

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Grey knights already exist

and death watch

And deathwing?

and there also gimmick dread only formations, and the aforementioned knights, armored company, etc

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

almost every army has a "small numbers of elite units" list they can field

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bob dobbs is dead posted:

i think the point is to get peeps with like, jobs and stuff who can't paint that much but have money

if you have lots of time to paint, get nids or guard. if you don't have very much time to paint, custodes or knights

Can I just get the action figures already painted

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Smugworth posted:

Can I just get the action figures already painted

No.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.
I'm going to make an app that will pay people a fraction of a living wage to paint other people's warhammer figurines.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Smugworth posted:

Can I just get the action figures already painted

https://www.joytoy.com/collections/warhammer-action-figure
yeah. they are just expensive. and somewhat mixed quality at times.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

actually yes, but different company and the prices are somehow even more extortionate

https://mcfarlane.com/toys/brands/warhammer/

https://joytoyfigure.com/collections/joytoy-warhammer-40k/

for playing the game, no. but the game's kinda just alright

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

counterfeitsaint posted:

I'm going to make an app that will pay people a fraction of a living wage to paint other people's warhammer figurines.

https://miniaturepaintingservice.us/

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

bob dobbs is dead posted:

actually yes, but different company and the prices are somehow even more extortionate

https://mcfarlane.com/toys/brands/warhammer/

https://joytoyfigure.com/collections/joytoy-warhammer-40k/

for playing the game, no. but the game's kinda just alright

https://www.cooltoysclub.com/
https://ltcave.com/
yeah these sites are cheaper and have good sales. just be warned shipping while free can take like a month.

counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

gently caress.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

bob dobbs is dead posted:

actually yes, but different company and the prices are somehow even more extortionate

https://mcfarlane.com/toys/brands/warhammer/

https://joytoyfigure.com/collections/joytoy-warhammer-40k/

for playing the game, no. but the game's kinda just alright

lol no those prices are quite reasonable for collectors action figures. Look up how much Figmas or Figuarts cost, Joytoy figures are a bargain

And I do think they’ve done enough different Space Marine units that you could put together a reasonable 2,000 point army list from them. It would be very expensive tho.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

What are you even doing if you dont have an ultramarine terminator overlooking you as you shower

naem
May 29, 2011



The Bible
May 8, 2010

sharknado slashfic posted:

Is there nowhere a straight white man can go without possibly seeing a woman and becoming gay

I am constantly accused of being gay for running a Sororitas army and I don't get it.

Wouldn't I just be running Harlequins? Sisters aren't fabulous at all.

Well, except one.



Boobskulls.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

The Bible posted:

I am constantly accused of being gay for running a Sororitas army and I don't get it.

Wouldn't I just be running Harlequins? Sisters aren't fabulous at all.

Well, except one.



Sorry, running anything except the super humans modeled by Tomulus von Finn'lahnd is gay

The Bible
May 8, 2010

Barudak posted:

Sorry, running anything except the super humans modeled by Tomulus von Finn'lahnd is gay

Well, I'm gay then.

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

Gaymes Wokeshop

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
Even way back in the day 40k fans made affectionate jokes about how the franchise is and always has been gay as all hell, especially Space Marines, and especially probably mostly unintentionally.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Someone post the space marine tango(?) dancing art.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Even way back in the day 40k fans made affectionate jokes about how the franchise is and always has been gay as all hell, especially Space Marines, and especially probably mostly unintentionally.

I dunno; "big manly men make more big manly men by putting their gene-seed in the throats of athletic young boys" seems pretty on-point to me.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

Barudak posted:

Someone post the space marine tango(?) dancing art.



no way it was unintentional

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Thank you

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

Orks

rain dogs fucked around with this message at 12:16 on Apr 15, 2024

Roller Coast Guard
Aug 27, 2006

With this magnificent aircraft,
and my magnificent facial hair,
the British Empire will never fall!


Abilifier
Apr 8, 2008

Benagain posted:

So each plane is relatively normal at the center, eg the realm of fire will be hotter than average but survivable , and then as you get towards the outer edges the laws of that wind start dominating so the realm of light becomes impossibly bright and your brain starts thinking so fast your head explodes. Except for the realm of death, which Nagash took over almost entirely and then tried to do a ritual to funnel all death into him except that blew up and inverted it, so in the realm of Death the fringes start fine and as you get towards the center it gets more and more death-y.

There's a whole bunch of waygates lying around that connect random points between different planes and this is usually what cities and trade routes get built around.

The Soulbound RPG does a lot for fleshing all this out and there's a writeup that sums up the lore in the trad games forum, specifically the Fatal And Friends review thread. Full of random cool bits. For example, the realms are so different that it's hard to nail down a currency, but one of the most widely accepted things is healing water from the realm of life. The realm of death has entropy out the wazoo so things break down fast, but that means that goods exported from the realm of death tend to be extremely durable since that's their baseline.

Cool, I'll check out the Fatal and Friends thread. And thanks Cessna for the Legends of Painty Men recommendation!

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

Da Boyz

TK8325
Sep 22, 2014



WAAAAAAAAGH!

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Is Makari the Gretchen still running around with Ghazghkull or did gw decide he wasn’t grimdark enough?

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost

DoctorTristan posted:

Is Makari the Gretchen still running around with Ghazghkull or did gw decide he wasn’t grimdark enough?

he's in the purpose-written biography of gazghkull, he's the secondary narrator in that book. he dies all the time but if gazghkull puts his hand on a grot and makes his mark he's back. gazghkull does not need to be alive for this to occur

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting

DoctorTristan posted:

Is Makari the Gretchen still running around with Ghazghkull or did gw decide he wasn’t grimdark enough?
Spoilers for the Ghazghkull book:

Some blood axes abducted him to fleece an inquisitor but it turned out to be a ruse and big G has a connection to Makari and used him as a beacon to drop a WAAAAGH on an imperial shipyard or something

DoctorTristan
Mar 11, 2006

I would look up into your lifeless eyes and wave, like this. Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
Not sure if that’s stupid, funny, or actually kinda good

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
the execution makes it rather good imo

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naem
May 29, 2011


:agreed:

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