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Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/WppqBJm.mp4

:laugh:

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Lmao, that one actually got me

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

If this ain't the place, let me know.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AYbApaKZZxM

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

I thought it was going to be a model airplane already but I was surprised to see that it was a way smaller model than I thought anyways lol

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008


Every time I see this abomination I’m shocked at how cheap it looks. Everything about that interior looks like cheap plastic garbage.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.

digital penitence posted:

Every time I see this abomination I’m shocked at how cheap it looks. Everything about that interior looks like cheap plastic garbage.

First time seeing Tesla build quality?

DontMockMySmock
Aug 9, 2008

I got this title for the dumbest fucking possible take on sea shanties. Specifically, I derailed the meme thread because sailors in the 18th century weren't woke enough for me, and you shouldn't sing sea shanties. In fact, don't have any fun ever.
I saw a cybertruck in the wild the other day, in a parking lot. I hadn't realized that the body panels have, like, exposed edges, with little weird gaps (different than the gaps between panels of a regular car; it's hard to describe). They seemed designed to funnel rainwater directly to the inner surfaces of the body panels. I already know it was hosed up but it seems so much more hosed up when you look at it up close in person.

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

Tesla has been around for two decades. Why is the cyber truck so full of rookie mistakes?

The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

wash bucket posted:

Tesla has been around for two decades. Why is the cyber truck so full of rookie mistakes?

Their other cars were designed by car-designers.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
i just saw something on discord describe the cybertruk as a wankpanzer

it's the only thing i will call it now

wash bucket
Feb 21, 2006

The Lone Badger posted:

Their other cars were designed by car-designers.

Sounds like a solid strategy. What changed?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



DontMockMySmock posted:

I already know it was hosed up but it seems so much more hosed up when you look at it up close in person.

:same:

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Still love the car!

Ashcans
Jan 2, 2006

Let's do the space-time warp again!

wash bucket posted:

Sounds like a solid strategy. What changed?

Elon took an intense personal interest in the design.

snergle
Aug 3, 2013

A kind little mouse!

wash bucket posted:

Tesla has been around for two decades. Why is the cyber truck so full of rookie mistakes?

you just werent paying attention to the tesla rookie mistakes. they basically catch fire at the drop of the hat and self driving mode is possessed by a ghost that lusts for child death

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Also can't open doors when you're drowning resulting in dead bourgeois ladies

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Soul Dentist posted:

I thought it was going to be a model airplane already but I was surprised to see that it was a way smaller model than I thought anyways lol

Bah gawd, that’s Bud Holland’s music!

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

Bald Stalin posted:

Also can't open doors when you're drowning resulting in dead bourgeois ladies

Well, broken clock and all that.

Anyway,
https://i.imgur.com/eNkd8Ud.mp4

bad_fmr
Nov 28, 2007

dee eight posted:

i just saw something on discord describe the cybertruk as a wankpanzer

it's the only thing i will call it now

Incel Camino

Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Trabant posted:

Well, broken clock and all that.

Anyway,
https://i.imgur.com/eNkd8Ud.mp4

Yeah, that tracks.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Darth Brooks posted:

Yeah, that tracks.

At least they only put a little bit in the bowl, knowing full well this would happen, but also that the cat wouldn't shut up until they did.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
Don't give cats milk unless you like cat diarrhoea

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

Bald Stalin posted:

Don't give cats milk unless you like cat diarrhoea

Cat diarrhegao?

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo

:nono:

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Bald Stalin posted:

Don't give cats milk unless you like cat diarrhoea

Cats often desire things that will give them diarrhea.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

It depends on the cat

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Hippocrass posted:

Cats often desire things that will give them diarrhea.

as someone who recently developed lactose intolerance, same

Blue Moonlight
Apr 28, 2005
Bitter and Sarcastic

Trabant posted:

Well, broken clock and all that.

Anyway,
https://i.imgur.com/eNkd8Ud.mp4

We have three cats. One really likes salmon and cry for it if we’re making it, one will eat it but isn’t super-interested, and one doesn’t really like it.

We put a little bit down for the first cat, and the other two kept trying to nose in, so we shrugged and put some down for them too.

At that point all three were disinterested and left.

Xun
Apr 25, 2010

wash bucket posted:

Tesla has been around for two decades. Why is the cyber truck so full of rookie mistakes?

Someone I know did some contracting for them and his impression was that the only people who knew what they were doing at Tesla were the interns

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Bald Stalin posted:

Also can't open doors when you're drowning resulting in dead bourgeois ladies

While I'm sure the crap design didn't help apparently she was super super drunk when she crashed.

Bald Stalin
Jul 11, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!

muscles like this! posted:

While I'm sure the crap design didn't help apparently she was super super drunk when she crashed.

When the doors lose power you have to go back and find a hidden manual lever behind a panel

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
And you have to solve a series of puzzles, and find three colored keycards.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Then defuse the fire bomb which constitutes the base layer of the vehicle

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you
If outside the car you wish to be
First you must solve these riddles three

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://v.redd.it/50hdy41wvluc1/DASH_480.mp4

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I want to play a game

Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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Grimes had a meltdown while DJing Coachella.


Grimes posted:

This is a difficult thing to
explain, but we're having a major technical error where all the tempos are double speed and I have not practiced the math because I'm not fast at math


https://youtu.be/E01QyNHBpcc?si=Yp71_365bW7PvBKn

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5wCS9tvkdQ/?igsh=Nm02ZmZuczA2em05

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

He's doing that on purpose.

spechtie
Feb 24, 2024

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_sbyeo4yPmt1s1ddrj.mp4

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Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna
dumb rage bait. save your minute and skip to 1:08 everyone.

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