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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Majere posted:

Donny needs to post $175million bond today, too. James rejected his previous one...for numerous reasons.

I don't think James gets the final decision on that

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Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

loving :lol:



https://twitter.com/rzstprogramming/status/1447354250191835140?s=46

https://twitter.com/rzstprogramming/status/1447390696323919877?s=46

https://youtu.be/MXZlgmrNJeI?si=CJlx-GRTLzdLYPQu

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Bottom Liner posted:

"He's 'dozing', not 'napping'" is some real journalist double speak bullshit

I argue that he's actually snoozing, but these reporters just aren't having it.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002


This is the most I've ever related to our big wet boy

Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school



Accipiter posted:

Wait there are hundreds to choose from. Which is the magic post?

https://i.imgur.com/9bOOK5J.mp4

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Bottom Liner posted:

"He's 'dozing', not 'napping'" is some real journalist double speak bullshit

Reminds me of my beloved grandpa.


"I'm resting my eyes, NOT sleeping!" (goes back to sleeping in his recliner)

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
https://twitter.com/stewartbishop/status/1779946045612687550

He should be found guilty for that alone.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

I refuse to believe that anyone has ever put on maga rap to listen to while alone.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008









Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





Fishmasher posted:

i guess i could, but why? he's gotten away with more crimes in his life than i thought was possible, so it's not like i'd be preserving legal fairness, because it has never really existed with regards to him.

edit: fear of an appeal is a factor though.

Your honor, as my client's wildly successful - some are saying the most successful of all time, maybe ever, from the standpoint of success - program The Apprentice inherited the time slot held by the failing Fear Factor, this presents an obvious conflict of interest. In light of this unprecedented corruption of our legal system, I move for immediate summary judgment in favor of your favorite defendant (him!).

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

so he's a rich nepo baby right?

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol::rudy:

cptInsane0
Apr 11, 2007

...and a clown with no head

Sources: "I know it. You know it. Everyone knows it."

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:


It's very unfair and I'm having a very bad, no good day.


Trump appears to be looking at his lap again, reporters are unsure what the sleepy ex-President is saying as he appears to be muttering to himself.

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike


Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
:newfap:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

look at the shoulders and waist on that drawing, that court artist is thirsty for some "trump".

e: ben garrison draws a less buff trump.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Verdugo posted:

Makes me wonder, "If it's so important, anonymous poster, why aren't you there?"
Still has the ankle monitor from last time.

bollig
Apr 7, 2006

Never Forget.
What I would give for a video of Donald Trump nodding off in court.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Not a single fucking olive in sight
https://twitter.com/dlippman/status/1779930915528925630

Cancel culture run amuck.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Now THAT'S what I call MAGA Rap 24!

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?

Can we please get a screenshot or copy/paste of these tweets so we don't have to actually visit the white supremacist site?

saintonan
Dec 7, 2009

Fields of glory shine eternal


Honestly I'd have a hard time justifying being on a jury where I and my family would be targets if my name were ever leaked.

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
drat imagine being so unfunny even regressives use a comically long cane hook to pull you off stage and its only the stage hand with the swanee whistle makes it humorous

also I had to look up what kind of whistle that was, but could have just gone with slide whistle.

PhazonLink fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Apr 15, 2024

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

rob schnieder did the classic oops of doing a set for the new outwardly racist republicans in front of the original classically racist republicans.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

you also have to remember alot of the upper crust leader republicans dont really care for the loud bigot dickhead poo poo either, they prefere white citizens councils poo poo but also its "boorish".


Pope Corky the IX posted:

Can we please get a screenshot or copy/paste of these tweets so we don't have to actually visit the white supremacist site?


Buce
Dec 23, 2005


what.

in.

the.

gently caress.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
Lmao, all the people that would convict are recusing themselves because they already know he's guilty.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

congratulations to rob schneider on his future leading role in ben shapiro's next movie, which will have a box office of $15 doubling the performance of all his prior movies put together

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


suffer not the xenos nazis


edit: why do both those guys look like they're wearing skin masks

Buce fucked around with this message at 20:48 on Apr 15, 2024

Stryder
Oct 3, 2002



:lol:
"Hey, isn't your dad in court today?"

"Yeah, but I got somewhere more important to be!"

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.

jokes posted:

congratulations to rob schneider on his future leading role in ben shapiro's next movie, which will have a box office of $15 doubling the performance of all his prior movies put together

”Rob Schneider is… A GAS STOVE!”

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The Obama curse



Clint Eastwood

Durf
Aug 16, 2017





lol that's Rudy's large adult son

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rob Schneider Scott Baio That Hercules Guy

in

Another Right Wing Welfare Project

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

does he do one about not eating his vegetables, too? :mad::slick:

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jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

redshirt posted:

Rob Schneider Scott Baio That Hercules Guy

in

Another Right Wing Welfare Project

Funded entirely by international investorsfrom russia

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