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Retromancer posted:Its weird that an interstellar empire with incredibly strict population control measures in place still has this much excess population, but trying to make Helldivers lore make sense is like trying to analyze 40k lore.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:15
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:that's why they got upset at me saying the clone thing, because they know it makes more sense If you start asking these questions eventually someone's going to ask why they never deploy more than 4 troops to a battlefield at a time, and we can't have that.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:16
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Retromancer posted:If you start asking these questions eventually someone's going to ask why they never deploy more than 4 troops to a battlefield at a time, and we can't have that. it's cuz they need time to warm up the Clone Slugs
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Apr 15, 2024 19:17
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A Buttery Pastry posted:sounds like the population control is getting people killed in wars?? The population control is that you need to fill out a bunch of forms in order to have sex. It's a joke that's repeated in multiple locations in the game.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:18
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Fuckt Tupp posted:i heard the saga games were v strange and i tried the new demo and still didnt expect to be playing as an pop star robot with an irish accent who has her singing programming erased for singing auld lang sine, which is forbidden because its not new years eve i guess SaGa is more of a traditional jrpg story, but it does have this optional boss fight: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEKYyqs_LDA The name of the music track is Magical Tank Battle.
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Apr 15, 2024 19:20
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Retromancer posted:The population control is that you need to fill out a bunch of forms in order to have sex. It's a joke that's repeated in multiple locations in the game. some people will do crazy things for sex
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Apr 15, 2024 20:46
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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1779964962997194922 wake the gently caress up samurai we’ve got chaos emeralds to steal
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Apr 15, 2024 21:38
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gotta whoa fast
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Apr 15, 2024 21:41
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Augus posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1779964962997194922 haha ok you win ill eat this slop
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Apr 15, 2024 21:42
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Augus posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1779964962997194922 "yeah, I'm thinking I'm black."
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Apr 15, 2024 21:43
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:that fucker who drives the pelican, why is he so stingy with the machine gun on that thing? do they take the cost of the individual bullets out of his paycheck?? if you wait until he's about to land then run away, he'll hover above the landing spot dispensing democracy until you come back
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Apr 15, 2024 21:45
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:gotta whoa fast Goddamnit
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Apr 15, 2024 21:51
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:gotta whoa fast
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Apr 15, 2024 21:53
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its not like he ever casted in some speed movie
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Apr 15, 2024 21:54
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Al! posted:haha ok you win ill eat this slop Hell yes. Sonic 1 was a genuinely good children's movie for children. They dragged Jim Carrey off his artist commune to go right back to being a hollywood human cartoon and he is GREAT. Dude was full mountain man beard just like Spider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan and they put a bald cap on him and he was spazzing out just like when I was 9. Sonic 2 is so fuckin respectful of the Sonic Lore and Idris Elba voicing Knuckles is inspired.
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Apr 15, 2024 22:03
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Pepe Silvia Browne posted:that's why they got upset at me saying the clone thing, because they know it makes more sense why do you think anyone would actually be upset over helldivers lore lol
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Apr 15, 2024 22:05
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turn off the TV posted:why do you think anyone would actually be upset over helldivers lore lol Because the internet is an electric arguing machine and videogames are its generator fuel
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Apr 15, 2024 22:22
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Helldivers is woke
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Apr 15, 2024 22:30
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turn off the TV posted:why do you think anyone would actually be upset over helldivers lore lol Why do you think I was not making a very lighthearted joke
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Apr 15, 2024 22:33
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:Helldivers is woke 
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Apr 15, 2024 22:33
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goons, man
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Apr 15, 2024 22:33
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weird choice on the part of the devs to put the HR department in charge of modeling the guns
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Apr 15, 2024 22:35
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(not reading any of this) that's right
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Apr 15, 2024 22:36
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I will not shoot the bugs. I will not drop in a pod
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Apr 15, 2024 22:38
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heckdivers
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Apr 15, 2024 22:44
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Chick Tract in which someone says "so do you want to hear about the REAL helldiver?"
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Apr 15, 2024 22:46
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:(not reading any of this)
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Apr 15, 2024 22:47
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docbeard posted:Chick Tract in which someone says "so do you want to hear about the REAL helldiver?" Hellharrowers
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Apr 15, 2024 22:49
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the harrowing of hell would make a pretty good video game but those woke loser gamers would never play a game where you play as jesus
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Apr 15, 2024 22:50
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[thinking even harder] you testiment vr
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Apr 15, 2024 22:51
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dante's infenro made by EA you kick babies damned to purgatory its pretty good
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Apr 15, 2024 22:51
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:dante's infenro made by EA you kick babies damned to purgatory its pretty good lol I remember. their bio specifically said they were there because they were aborted and never baptized
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Apr 15, 2024 22:53
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edgelord nonsense
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Apr 15, 2024 22:54
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thats canon you retard
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Apr 15, 2024 22:55
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pro-choice: "abortion is good because it's healthcare" pro-life: "abortion is bad because it's child murder" dante's inferno: "abortion is good because it's child murder"
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Apr 15, 2024 22:55
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if the baby is not baptized then you must kick (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Apr 15, 2024 22:58
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HAIL eSATA-n posted:gotta whoa fast
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Apr 15, 2024 22:58
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16-bit Butt-Head posted:thats canon you retard I believe the church has actually tried to retcon this one
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Apr 15, 2024 23:04
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HashtagGirlboss posted:I believe the church has actually tried to retcon this one they tried but they failed the qte for it
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Apr 15, 2024 23:05
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Al! posted:the harrowing of hell would make a pretty good video game but those woke loser gamers would never play a game where you play as jesus i just realised doom guy is jesus, this changes a lot of things
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Apr 15, 2024 23:06
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