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fondue
Jul 14, 2002

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

The Obama curse



Clint Eastwood

If you hadn't said who it was I would have never guessed. He turns 94 next month.

Also

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Brain Curry
Feb 15, 2007

People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school




Seems plausible that everyone with a conscience recuses themselves and chuds lie through their teeth to get selected.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

They will seat a jury, on the trial I was on there were two jurors that would lose to a Pomeranian on a quiz about current affairs, it was honestly breathtaking how blissfully unaware they were about literally anything. And it wasn't even like they were particularly dumb, although I am sure that they were, it was just asking them anything would tap into a knowledge base shallower than my knowledge of sports and I know absolutely nothing about sports to a level that I have told Spud Webb to his face that his name is stupid because I had no idea who he was. Nice guy, I think he actually found it endearing that I literally had no clue who he was, we ended up hanging out drinking together for a few hours.

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

I'm honestly wondering if the 'zempic is eroding his rootin' tootin' personality that all the chuds love him for. It feels like he's slipping but also skinnier lately. Or maybe he's just old and demented.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

There are many, many Americans who just stamp forms all day, then at night go home and eat trash while watching wheel of fortune, and don't ever touch the internet or watch "boring news" and stuff like that.

Toxic Mental fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Apr 15, 2024

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Yes and they know Donald Trump is fighting to keep them and their way of life safe

MrMojok
Jan 28, 2011

Do not tell people their name is stupid.

Unless you are talking to “TRUMP”!

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

MrMojok posted:

Do not tell people their name is stupid.

Unless you are talking to “TRUMP”!

In my defense it's not actually his name and the origin of his nickname is kind of offensive.

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010
lol, DJT down another 3.8% after hours--below 26, now.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Sir John Falstaff posted:

lol, DJT down another 3.8% after hours--below 26, now.

:sad: performance, very marginal

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!


They only spent a couple of hours on jurors. Interviewed like 5 or 6 of them.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

The Moon Monster posted:

I'm honestly wondering if the 'zempic is eroding his rootin' tootin' personality that all the chuds love him for. It feels like he's slipping but also skinnier lately. Or maybe he's just old and demented.

He is definitely not skinnier lately and all he's losing are his marbles.

And his fortune :lol:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Sir John Falstaff posted:

lol, DJT down another 3.8% after hours--below 26, now.

If it goes below $20, which is a better day than today the poo poo is going to hit the fan, probably immediately crashes to $12.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Isn't his son like 19?

How the hell is he in High School?

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

TulliusCicero posted:

Isn't his son like 19?

How the hell is he in High School?

Barron just turned 18

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Why would an ambulance be leaving the hospital?

TulliusCicero posted:

Isn't his son like 19?

How the hell is he in High School?

He's 18 and just graduated

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!


Just one question sir, if I may - why then, didn't you hire one of those many legal scholars?

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

morningdrew posted:

Just one question sir, if I may - why then, didn't you hire one of those many legal scholars?

He probably DOES hire the legal minds that tell him that.

Ralph Hurley
Aug 3, 2009

:barf::sweep::zoid:




Imagine having even a subatomic particle of doubt in your mind that Trump is 100% guilty of 100% of the poo poo he’s being dragged into court for.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

kazil posted:

Barron just turned 18

does that mean we're allowed to talk poo poo now? he's a thousand feet tall unlike his brothers stank and choad who are both scrunts

stank is stupidly big, but choad is bigly stupid

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
trump was sleeping!
i'm sorry i've just heard from an expert on dozing and they have some opinions
excuse me, as a qualified napologist may i just say

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

What I like about the upcoming "hush money"/Stormy Daniels trial is that in reality it is a boring legal business about the misuse of campaign funds. And the illegal way that Trump tried to do it.

But more practically it is a salaciaous gossipy neon sprinkled tabloid story about hoe Trump hosed a Porn Star behind the back of his then-pregnant wife, and told her not to tell anyone about it.

Also Stormy Daniels herself is not averse to the spotlight, and is not averse to spouting headline grabbing salacious bitchy details. So once she gets on the stand, it should be fun.

QuarkJets
Sep 8, 2008

Willatron posted:

If Thomas kicks the bucket what are the odds Biden falls for the same bullshit "You can't appoint a new supreme Court Justice in an election year!" Thing the Republicans used on Obama?

Are you under the impression that was Obama's choice?

Sanctum
Feb 14, 2005

Property was their religion
A church for one
https://www.newsweek.com/alina-habba-covid-trump-lawyer-sanctions-1863878

Remember how Alina Habba delayed trumps E. Jean Carroll trial claiming she had "covid-like symptoms" and then that very same night she attended a trump frundraiser and was caught on camera.

Fabulousity
Dec 29, 2008

Number One I order you to take a number two.

Is DJT gonna hit $20.00 before this thread hits 2000 pages? lol

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Avirosb posted:

This is what happens when you force a man to spend all his finite energy, very unfair.

They've broken his dantian and are forcing him to use his core innate energy in an effort to end him.

Batterypowered7 fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Apr 15, 2024

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"

QuarkJets posted:

Are you under the impression that was Obama's choice?

Obama should have used the bullet pulpit to, uh, something or other. Dems bad!

Willatron
Sep 22, 2009

QuarkJets posted:

Are you under the impression that was Obama's choice?

I was being flippant, the whole thing just seemed absurd to an insane degree. But no, I don't.

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



E: redacted due to TOTAL IMMUNITY

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!



Again, Merchan has not yet ruled on this

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Cartoon Man posted:

Gentlemen, start your photoshops…

https://i.imgur.com/8mAx2PN.mp4

Propaganda Hour
Aug 25, 2008



after editing wikipedia as a joke for 16 years, i ve convinced myself that homer simpson's japanese name translates to the "The beer goblin"
Has anyone checked to see if they're actually the same date? Not sure if anyone has caught on to this yet, but this Trump guy seems to have a propensity for lying.

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Batterypowered7 posted:

They've broken his dantian and are forcing him to use his core innate energy in an effort to end him.

Senior Tam Pu is surrounded and being besieged by evil spirits, brothers of the Maga sect, hurry and come to save our senior's life :sad:

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Didn't Trump keep Barron from living in the White House because he had autism or some poo poo?

I wonder if he even ponied up for Barron to go to a future-president private prep school, or just let him go to public school with the "low class" normies.

yippeekiyaymf
May 16, 2002

You seriously have issues.

Go catch more racoons in a net and step away from the computer.

BrigadierSensible posted:

Also Stormy Daniels herself is not averse to the spotlight, and is not averse to spouting headline grabbing salacious bitchy details. So once she gets on the stand, it should be fun.

She’s already ruined my favorite driver in Mario Kart by forever associating him with Trump, so I’m here for the entertainment.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH




I. M. Gei posted:

Trump got dumps like a truck truck truck
Crimes like what what what

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Speedboat Jones posted:

:lol: He would absolutely not go to Barron’s graduation even if he could

“Both of my sons went to college a long time ago. What kind of fake— excuse me — EXCUSE ME- you’re the fake media— both of my s— who? Barry? Bar— Barron? Oh. OH! Of course you mean Ivana— I mean Ivanka— I mean Melania— I mean my son… yes that’s his name. It’s very unfair I couldn’t see him graduate from the good school he is in.”

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

Tiffany who?

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

been having a poo poo day and this made it almost completely better. Thank you. :)

Ralph Hurley posted:

Imagine having even a subatomic particle of doubt in your mind that Trump is 100% guilty of 100% of the poo poo he’s being dragged into court for.

one of the weirder things in the trump world right now is that the "sex of any form is evil and awful" Evangelical and Trad-cath types also are the same ones defending trump cheating on his wife. It's like a real-life version of the Patrick Star meme where he's lead through and agrees to a logical conclusion but has no issue just saying the opposite in the end.

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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

kazil posted:



Again, Merchan has not yet ruled on this

Have you tried committing less crimes?

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