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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1779930065469383166

Yeah for sure, that's why the problem is 10x worse now than it was when you took over.

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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

he might get a pass for taking over twitter right as LLMs hit their stride, if half of the spam bots weren't just posting PUSSY IN BIO over and over again without getting banned

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

zoux posted:

I'd be the lead character, so I wouldn't have one.

[x] <hide helmet>

https://twitter.com/scrumble_eggs/status/1779660216059166830

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

repiv posted:

he might get a pass for taking over twitter right as LLMs hit their stride, if half of the spam bots weren't just posting PUSSY IN BIO over and over again without getting banned

Now they're just straight up posting full nudes.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Pookah posted:

How could they leave out the best helmet of all?



The Horny Nerd :hmmyes:

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

repiv posted:

he might get a pass for taking over twitter right as LLMs hit their stride, if half of the spam bots weren't just posting PUSSY IN BIO over and over again without getting banned

He fired all of the people who's job would be stopping the PUSSY IN BIO bots from posting constantly. He gets no credit for anything.

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


Kettle hat because then I can be Sam Vimes.

Dikkfor
Feb 4, 2010

https://twitter.com/ca_dmv_bot2/status/1779978007668826373?t=yAqQyCWX15gZda7ofsZnAw&s=19

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

I hope I live to see the long tyranny of the DMV come to an end

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer
Kettle hats are given out in bundles along with this

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Nice bascinet!

FOR A CHILD TO SLEEP IN.

IDIOT.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Breetai posted:

Nice bascinet!

FOR A CHILD TO SLEEP IN.

IDIOT.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Reported for doxxing Tarantino

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 40 hours!
Wait, a heart isn't a letter or number!

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

canyoneer posted:

Reported for doxxing Tarantino

Hoping it's Tarantino and not Dan Schneider.

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

Biplane posted:

I hope I live to see the long tyranny of the DMV come to an end

https://twitter.com/ca_dmv_bot2/status/1770948510697066600

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/1779859075959857349

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
should have just been titled "¡PEDRO!"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/lolennui/status/1779940462155210845

https://twitter.com/mutablejoe/status/1779885703637135502

https://twitter.com/guywiththepie/status/1779961551799070891

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

repiv posted:

he might get a pass for taking over twitter right as LLMs hit their stride, if half of the spam bots weren't just posting PUSSY IN BIO over and over again without getting banned

If it makes you feel any better I feel like everywhere is inundated with bots at this point and I'm not sure the problem is fixable

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Milo and POTUS posted:

If it makes you feel any better I feel like everywhere is inundated with bots at this point and I'm not sure the problem is fixable

SA has managed to stay clean by being so deeply uncool that it isn't worth the effort. The problem is fixable it's just no one wants to do the work.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

We have government plants though

There’s one over there

Bubblyblubber
Nov 17, 2014

Inceltown posted:

SA has managed to stay clean by being so deeply uncool that it isn't worth the effort. The problem is fixable it's just no one wants to do the work.

Elon can afford A LOT of goldbelly, I'm not sure that solution scales well.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

The fact that you have to pay for an account that would be instantly banned as soon as it became obvious it was a bot is probably the main reason

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Inceltown posted:

SA has managed to stay clean by being so deeply uncool that it isn't worth the effort. The problem is fixable it's just no one wants to do the work.

No one wants to work anymore!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

P❤️U😏S👉🏼S😳Y in bio

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

national parks are full of government plants

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

Inceltown posted:

SA has managed to stay clean by being so deeply uncool that it isn't worth the effort. The problem is fixable it's just no one wants to do the work.

SA's bots come from hard working scammers who hijack credulous goon's accounts

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Inceltown posted:

SA has managed to stay clean by being so deeply uncool that it isn't worth the effort. The problem is fixable it's just no one wants to do the work.

and thank god for that, if this place got cool, nobody here would be allowed to post anymore

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


https://twitter.com/Potatopolitics/status/1779773285107949862

https://twitter.com/ycsm1n/status/1779940612411990151

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

freeedr posted:

P❤️U😏S👉🏼S😳Y in bio

drat, you got one of the top 5 weirdest ones I've seen

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I tried to just make my bio just say “you” after I posted that but it didn’t work

Runa
Feb 13, 2011

freeedr posted:

I tried to just make my bio just say “you” after I posted that but it didn’t work

lmao

Shishkahuben
Mar 5, 2009





https://x.com/weedhitter/status/1779594675994906829

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Heath posted:

2 blunts is not nearly enough to share between 10 people

https://i.imgur.com/bKGkzAG.mp4

Content:
My vanity New Jersey plate from 1987:



I still have them

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Do you still have the dust too?

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

uber_stoat posted:

if you're wearing a kettle hat or a bascinet you're like a game of thrones extra. some guy on a giant horse is going to run over you and that will be that.

I’ve been sent back to the Middle Ages and you’re telling me I’m most likely going to perish brutally? What say, hey, there’s a surprise

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://twitter.com/vampapayaa/status/1779910850217713672?t=ngbrCJNVb3sGKhxIOqmA4Q&s=19

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.
Important follow-up:
https://twitter.com/vampapayaa/status/1779968054694154640

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Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.
So JK Rowling is trending
https://twitter.com/Herostratus356/status/1779963907886788778

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