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Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

Years ago some goon posted a story about their server at a restaurant who kept pronouncing "cumin" like "cum in" and I think about that a lot. I wonder if it was like, a dare from the kitchen staff or something.

Anyway, coriander gang.

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Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

More cumin than human

mystes
May 31, 2006

This hole was not made for me?

dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️
I rue the day that I would ever stop being a cumer.

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007












My children are unfortunately in the proletarian category here. Those kid trailers are fuckin expensive.

Audax
Dec 1, 2005
"LOL U GOT OWNED"
Just get it used. Fcebook marketplace for $40.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Second my kid is born, I'm scrounging all those sites for the trailer and a nice push bike. Kid's never going to learn to walk

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

When do we get the musical show about Alexander Cockburn

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Just have the kids sit on the handlebars.

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005



My wife makes a soup that I simply call “red soup”

that is my selection

mystes
May 31, 2006

Is it a pea soup joke?

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I never ate so much of it that it came out in my pea pea

Sentient Data
Aug 31, 2011

My molecule scrambler ray will disintegrate your armor with one blow!
Pipi's pee pee peed pea pee?

Ommin
Apr 5, 2006
I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

voiceless anal fricative posted:


My children are unfortunately in the proletarian category here. Those kid trailers are fuckin expensive.
I opted for the trailer only because I don't trust my skills as a cyclists and can see myself falling. Strapped in on the back of the seat like that, she would be doomed.

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

I just got a brand new never used bike trailer for FREE because I asked on discord if anyone knew anything about bike trailers. Already been using it a ton. Hauled like 60 pounds of party supplies home on the weekend. Love it.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.
I've again heard bike strollers are great for holding your equipment on your wall across America!

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

freeedr posted:



My wife makes a soup that I simply call “red soup”

that is my selection

Does she routinely leave it in the toilet bowl for you?

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

mystes posted:

Is it a pea soup joke?

Better the pea soup than the beef stew.

SpacePig
Apr 4, 2007

Hold that pose.
I've gotta get something.
pea wet

Unperson_47
Oct 14, 2007







mystes
May 31, 2006

Lol

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

voiceless anal fricative posted:


My children are unfortunately in the proletarian category here. Those kid trailers are fuckin expensive.

That's what my sister used to ride in. I made fun of her because she had a giant toddler helmet on that looked like one for special kids.

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

Sentient Data posted:

Pipi's pee pee peed pea pee?

Jesus, enough with the Finnish inside jokes, there are like 3 of you

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

madmatt112 posted:

Jesus, enough with the Finnish inside jokes, there are like 3 of you

there's a statistical chance that finnish people don't even exist

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





madmatt112 posted:

Jesus, enough with the Finnish inside jokes, there are like 3 of you

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

No one told me their soup selections

sick of Applebees
Nov 7, 2008
Gazpacho, but only if it's warm like mama made

ChubbyChecker
Mar 25, 2018

Milo and POTUS posted:

That's what my sister used to ride in. I made fun of her because she had a giant toddler helmet on that looked like one for special kids.

your helmet looked funny?

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Milo and POTUS posted:

That's what my sister used to ride in. I made fun of her because she had a giant toddler helmet on that looked like one for special kids.
and yet, which one between the two of you ended up purchasing a somethingawful forums account

Jesse Ventura
Jan 14, 2007

This drink is like somebody's memory of a grapefruit, and the memory is fading.

sick of Applebees posted:

Gazpacho, but only if it's warm like mama made

Hot gazpacho is just salsa

Montague Tigg
Mar 23, 2008

Previously, on "Ronnie Likes Data":

sick of Applebees posted:

Gazpacho, but only if it's warm like mama made

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Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"


Jesus Christ

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Kit Walker posted:

Jesus Christ
So I married a War Criminal

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

kuarduck
Nov 15, 2012

I dunno man, what Swede ever stopped a Russian advance?

e: perkele

Kit Walker
Jul 10, 2010
"The Man Who Cannot Deadlift"

KoRMaK posted:

So I married a War Criminal

“Please baby, I’m sorry, take me back! I was a fool, I’ll never do it again!”
“*sigh* okay, but only if you bomb Serbia”
“Anything for you baby!”

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012


What's that white bit at the top of Norway?

Rubber Chicken
Mar 13, 2024

Carbon dioxide posted:

What's that white bit at the top of Norway?

Filltoolfailia

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staberind
Feb 20, 2008

but i dont wanna be a spaceship
Fun Shoe
Precumsia

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