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trump still saying even today that he never had sex with stormy daniels and would never cheat on his wife lol
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Apr 16, 2024 01:12
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UltraShame posted:trump still saying even today that he never had sex with stormy daniels and would never cheat on his wife He'll use the Shaggy defense in court.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:16
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kdrudy posted:He'll use the Shaggy defense in court. Scooby Snacks?
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Apr 16, 2024 01:17
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kdrudy posted:He'll use the Shaggy defense in court. "Take flight Scooby, its the devilish apparition!"
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Apr 16, 2024 01:18
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The Shaggy defense is when you shout "ZOINKS" and point at a random corner and when the judge turns to look at it you sprint out the courtroom
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Apr 16, 2024 01:22
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Farm 2 fork jail.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:22
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Can't believe people in the thread don't know about the 2000 masterpiece that was Shaggy  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2g5Hz17C4is
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Apr 16, 2024 01:29
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My sources say the death penalty, for being a friggin' chump, being considered for Donald Trump. I am pro-life and take no pleasure in reporting this.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:29
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Donald Trump has been sentenced to eat my rear end.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:33
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ishikabibble posted:Can't believe people in the thread don't know about the 2000 masterpiece that was Shaggy I was working on a project where I was making file server changes, and the IT guy sent an email saying that a large directory was deleted and he was restoring it. I was very tempted to post that song in group chat. Note that it explicitly was not me who deleted those files.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:34
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bird with big dick posted:Donald Trump has been sentenced to eat my rear end. What crime do I have to commit for that?
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Apr 16, 2024 01:36
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Mulaney Power Move posted:I never read up on him much until now, but wow does this Madison Cawthorn sound like the biggest douchebag ever. At least he wasn't sexually assaulting a woman during this speeding incident. https://x.com/KartoonistKelly/status/1527020581421338624 more so than anything else he was a prude
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Apr 16, 2024 01:37
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 This one the Judge did deny. Trump did not attend the oral arguments the last time.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:39
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Trump, you have never, in your life, in your 77 years of festering shitfuck of a life, from the moment you rubbed the fungal spores against the spot a normal humans dick would be, to sprout that pus filled pimple you call a cock, to when you somehow managed to 'penetrate' a woman with something that gives paper a run for its thickness, when you airbombed the slime you call cum against some poor golddigger who married you, to when she gave birth to your male rivals whom you hate with only the rivalry your own spawner had for you, to when you spawned the perfect daughter, who you saw yourself in, not because sehe had your genes, but because you wanted to spawn with her, you disgusting gently caress. never, in all that time, from a sad pathetic day where none in the circle of people you wish to be part of, to those that shun you as the carnival freak you are now, to the son who speaks not even the same accent as you that you speak of now, in an attempt to get out of big boy trouble, have you been a 'Dad' choke to death on your own rear end from getting your head stuffed up inside yourself backwards, pissbitch
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Apr 16, 2024 01:41
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CommieGIR posted:"Take flight Scooby, its the devilish apparition!" ~Trump craps himself in the courtroom, to much applause
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Apr 16, 2024 01:44
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kazil posted:
Trump's gonna be like Junior Soprano, going through the newspaper obituaries trying to find any reason he needs a break from consequences.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:45
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i legit had no actual clue that trump had a high school aged son before this very moment
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Apr 16, 2024 01:49
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redm posted:i legit had no actual clue that trump had a high school aged son before this very moment That's ok, Trump has forgotten about his own children before.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:51
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I think the judge should let him go listen to the arguments so we can get his raged-out reactions when the supreme Court says no in fact the president does not have immunity to do whatever the gently caress they want
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Apr 16, 2024 01:52
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redm posted:i legit had no actual clue that trump had a high school aged son before this very moment Neither does Trump
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Apr 16, 2024 01:52
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redm posted:i legit had no actual clue that trump had a high school aged son before this very moment His kid with Melania. when she was pregnant is when he was with Daniels, and this trial is about using business bullshit to hide the funds paid to keep her quiet.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:53
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AFAIK Barron Trump has largely been kept out of the spotlight, right? I don't know that he's ever made a public statement about anything or ever done anything more than some family photos. He's a trump so sure he'll probably end up being a huge piece of poo poo too but, like, until he does something I think the public should basically ignore that he exists until he actually shows that one way or the other.
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Apr 16, 2024 01:56
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"oh i have to go to my sons graduation thats why i cant come to court" loving  honestly what the gently caress 
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Apr 16, 2024 01:57
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Failed Imagineer posted:Dear Jesus, 
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Apr 16, 2024 01:57
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From pages ago, but, How about Steve Biko instead? nah, jk, I don’t want to martyr this gently caress, let’s just find him on the prison toilet with a prolapsed rectum and perforated colon
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Apr 16, 2024 01:58
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 This is some top tier shitposting, well done
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Apr 16, 2024 01:58
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root beer posted:From pages ago, but, in fact, it's the outcome i'm looking for
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Apr 16, 2024 01:59
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root beer posted:From pages ago, but, Wow the chuds want him to die in prison?
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Apr 16, 2024 02:00
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Batterypowered7 posted:What crime do I have to commit for that? Whatever they call it when you're committing treason and sexually assaulting someone at the same time you're lying under oath.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:02
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LIKE NOTHING AT ALL (like nothing at all.....)
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Apr 16, 2024 02:03
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I was wondering what he has been up to, that looks like a C-Class AMG, so like $60k used. I know he got some insurance company but I seem to remember it wasn't like enough to live like an upper-middle class person for the rest of his life given that he has no education or talents. When searching I am across this  which will never not be funny.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:04
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looks like he skipped leg day
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Apr 16, 2024 02:06
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Three Olives posted:I was wondering what he has been up to, that looks like a C-Class AMG, so like $60k used. I know he got some insurance company but I seem to remember it wasn't like enough to live like an upper-middle class person for the rest of his life given that he has no education or talents. Every time I see his signature I choose to believe he wishes he were mat cauthon from wheel of time
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Apr 16, 2024 02:06
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tek79 posted:Whatever they call it when you're committing treason and sexually assaulting someone at the same time you're lying under oath. It's called Being Presidential.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:07
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this dude's life is too unbelievably strange to be true
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Apr 16, 2024 02:11
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Brain Curry posted:Every time I see his signature I choose to believe he wishes he were mat cauthon from wheel of time luck is a wheelchair to ride, just like any other
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Apr 16, 2024 02:11
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I still think of that video of Cawthorne out in the woods with a gun, punching a tree with his tacticool gloves every so often.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:12
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HerLegacy posted:looks like he skipped leg day Or leg day skipped him. Yeah, I dunno. It sounded funnier in my head.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:13
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 It's him, there is the rear of a matte black, blacked out C-Class AMG. 
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Apr 16, 2024 02:15
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Lol. Of course he has a shoulder holster.
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Apr 16, 2024 02:16
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