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SMEGMA_MAIL posted:Extremely long post for extremely low stakes I am tired of jokes about my ability to make mundane problems the most in-depth dramatic poo poo ever. The first such incident occurred in 1956 when Lieutenant Dan fucked around with this message at 04:04 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Lieutenant Dan posted:I am tired of jokes about my ability to make mundane problems the most in-depth dramatic poo poo ever. I'm not- mostly because you've never told one
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CommissarMega posted:I'm not- mostly because you've never told one serves me right for not quoting the correct post (I have now quoted the correct post)
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AITA for “not allowing my husband to visit his dying grandmother”?quote:Not my main, as this is quite personal and I don’t want my husband to find it. All names are fake. I can only imagine the grandmother cackling, rubbing her hands with glee. “That’s right, I lived! Again!”
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 04:32 |
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Divorce his rear end. Then he can move up with dear old granny and be there every time she stubs a toe and declares a family emergency. I say this as someone who has had several grandparents die. These many heart attacks are a little sus, if I'm being honest. EIther Grandma is not taking proper care of herself, or she's enjoying the attention every time she's "on deaths doorstep" and everyone flocks in to see her for what might be the last time. Malachite_Dragon fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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AITA for telling my husband his off grid lifestyle is unrealistic and hurting me? this one has it all, including doing the math quote:My (29F) husband (43M) is completely off-grid. Or as off-grid as you can be living in a metropolitan area in a first world country in the modern era. it gets worse in the comments: quote:You met when you were 13 and he was 28? Yeah, don't have kids with a predator either way. quote:He was I think 26 and I was 13 yes. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) AceClown fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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AceClown posted:AITA for telling my husband his off grid lifestyle is unrealistic and hurting me? I sure wonder why this man who dated a 13 year old goes to great lengths to avoid being photographed or recorded
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AceClown posted:AITA for telling my husband his off grid lifestyle is unrealistic and hurting me?
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AceClown posted:AITA for telling my husband his off grid lifestyle is unrealistic and hurting me? Pope Corky the IX posted:
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Here, have a different tech story then: AITA for not being grateful for a birthday gift and making it super clear that I don’t want this and clearly they can not listen quote:I am in my 50s and I am sick of getting technology for gifts. My kids are all into tech, they always buy the newest stuff and for years I have beeen trying to get it through their heads I don’t want it. I will upgrade when I need to but I am so sick of relearning technology.
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 05:36 |
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My father used to do that kind of poo poo to my mother all the time. She was so tech illiterate that she insisted you had to turn a cell phone off in order to hang it up. So my father got her a Nintendo DS for Christmas.
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 05:39 |
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AIW- My husband embarrassed me in front of our friendsquote:My husband and I are both 28 years old and we were hanging out with our friends over the weekend. Theres this girl Sara(F21) that was at the hang out and she’s a fitness girlie. Sara was talking about her workout routine and my husband started talking with her since he lifts and they were talking about how much they lift. She also mentions she’s getting certified to be a personal trainer and then my husband said “my wife will be your first success story” he also said “yeah she needs to lose weight but she’s been unmotivated and maybe if she has you training her then she will want to have a killer body too”
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 06:02 |
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Gonna need to know how tall you are before deciding whether or not your husband is an rear end in a top hat for insulting and humiliating you in front of all your friends while trying to hit on someone just over drinking age.
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I imagine they were asking because OP's implied weight is already healthy for women of a certain height and wouldn't require a "weight loss journey."
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AceClown posted:AITA for telling my husband his off grid lifestyle is unrealistic and hurting me? Wow I dodged a bullet, was going to post that but didn't see the comments about 13, in the text she was 18 when they got together which I thought was a bad enough age gap. So hey have some content My [34F] boyfriend [33M] won’t tell his friends to not invite their best friend quote:I’ll try to not make this confusing, but it might get a bit confusing. Hughlander fucked around with this message at 06:18 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Troublemaker posted:AIW- My husband embarrassed me in front of our friends God, what a slime bucket. This is the sleaze that brings me to this thread.
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MagusofStars posted:
Pffft, the real question is do they poop together? If you're not pooping together, I mean, why get married at all?
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AceClown posted:AITA for telling my husband his off grid lifestyle is unrealistic and hurting me? Also this isn't even off-grid? Off-grid is about not relying on public utilities like water, gas, electricity, and internet. Like okay, dude's clearly paranoid about the internet, but otherwise he's extremely on-grid, and just has loads of old tech. Like what's powering his numerous record, DVD, and VCR players? It just sounds like he's an old person. Ahem.
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Shanghaied posted:Also this isn't even off-grid? Off-grid is about not relying on public utilities like water, gas, electricity, and internet. Like okay, dude's clearly paranoid about the internet, but otherwise he's extremely on-grid, and just has loads of old tech. Like what's powering his numerous record, DVD, and VCR players? Off grid meaning hiding from the government. He didn’t pay taxes either and was making less than half minimum wage
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AITB for telling my sister to not listen to my friend because he is dumb?quote:My(22F) friends were coming over to hangout the other day they were told to arrive for 6pm only one person came way before six and that was Leo(20M). I told Leo to wait in the living room where my little sister(17) was doing her homework, while I was getting things ready my sister called me to help her answer a question, it was physics and I never did good in that subject in highschool. she told me something about two vehicles coliding into each other and she needed to figure out the mass of one and the speed of the other after scratching my brain for so long I told her to google it, no luck there either. can't even spell
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Leo is also only 20 and may choose to go to uni you utter snob. Having gone to uni and been taught a lot by people who didn't "lol, lmao".
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Hughlander posted:Off grid meaning hiding from the government. He didn’t pay taxes either and was making less than half minimum wage Honestly I just assumed he is legally prohibited from using computers.
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wheatpuppy posted:Honestly I just assumed he is legally prohibited from using computers. Hes banned from the ones at the library, thats for sure
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Mx. posted:AITB for telling my sister to not listen to my friend because he is dumb? Lmao, okay you went to university. As someone who teaches at an university, I can tell you there's no shortage of "goofball idiots" at universities (even among faculty and staff lol), so you can drop your loving attitude lol. A lot of good your little bachelor's degree did you, still couldn't solve a loving high school physics problem.
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Shanghaied posted:Lmao, okay you went to university. As someone who teaches at an university, I can tell you there's no shortage of "goofball idiots" at universities (even among faculty and staff lol), so you can drop your loving attitude lol. A lot of good your little bachelor's degree did you, still couldn't solve a loving high school physics problem. It's not a uni thing, it's an insecurity thing. They want to find people they can feel superior to, and "he didn't go to uni" is just an arbitrary justification Probably self conscious about not knowing the answer, too
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Shanghaied posted:Also this isn't even off-grid? Off-grid is about not relying on public utilities like water, gas, electricity, and internet. Like okay, dude's clearly paranoid about the internet, but otherwise he's extremely on-grid, and just has loads of old tech. Like what's powering his numerous record, DVD, and VCR players? I figured given the aversion to having his picture and address anywhere, he's probably committed a(nother) crime and is hiding from the police.
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ApplesandOranges posted:AITA for “not allowing my husband to visit his dying grandmother”? This is a weird one and a bit of a function of being overseas. It's a weird conversation to have but it's possible to acknowledge that logistics means that you might not be there when dying happens but still enjoy the time you have seeing them when you do get across the ocean
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Fiancée F23 wants to call off wedding because because I 26M would save my 3YO niece before her dogs in a hypothetical fire… how can I explain to her my reasoning?quote:I recently got engaged to my fiancée about two months ago. Everything was fine until two days ago. She has two dogs and a cat. She loves them and essentially see them as her “fur babies”. I like them too. I like pets in general but not to the extent of calling them my kids or anything like that… I personally find it ridiculous. But it’s harmless… so whatever.
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The dogs are already outside barking their heads off because they're way better at noticing fire and trouble than humans. Meanwhile, the three year old niece is charging back in to save her favorite T-shirt and needs to be rescued.
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# ? Apr 16, 2024 11:39 |
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I've been dating my girlfriend for like a million years and I read the "feeding each other and holding hands while eating" story to her and she said it was "really loving weird" so it's not just me lol
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Mx. posted:Fiancée F23 wants to call off wedding because because I 26M would save my 3YO niece before her dogs in a hypothetical fire… how can I explain to her my reasoning? He just needs to explain it more logically so she gets it.
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Captain Yossarian posted:I've been dating my girlfriend for like a million years and I read the "feeding each other and holding hands while eating" story to her and she said it was "really loving weird" so it's not just me lol My wife and I used to often eat off a single big plate (less so since we had a kid) and some of our friends found that incredibly gross and weird. One guy glared angrily as we ate a takeaway kebab between us then suddenly shouted “how do you know how much is yours??” and stormed out. Nevertheless we are right there with you on the touching/feeding each other. Thinking about it is actually putting me off the food I’m eating right now, on my own.
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Mx. posted:But it’s harmless… so whatever. That’s where you’re wrong!
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Mx. posted:Fiancée F23 wants to call off wedding because because I 26M would save my 3YO niece before her dogs in a hypothetical fire… how can I explain to her my reasoning? Oh hey, she's going to put her pets' health and safety before yours, my guy. I don't know what will happen when you have kids. Maybe don't find out!
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Sanford posted:One guy glared angrily as we ate a takeaway kebab between us then suddenly shouted “how do you know how much is yours??”
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Mx. posted:AITB for telling my sister to not listen to my friend because he is dumb?
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mystes posted:It's also not clear that he made any effort to look into changing the ticket though why should he? she has the ticket in her name, if she wants to stay longer she can call the airline and change it, at her cost. anything beyond the return trip home as planned is up to her.
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Malachite_Dragon posted:The bits that you managed to cram into your mouth are yours, obviously. Whats left is still fair game. It's like that dude never shared apps before or went "Wait, I had three rangoons, how many did you have? OK, that one's yours, then"
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Couple just casually eating a burrito from each end like Lady & the Tramp
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