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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

kazil posted:



:rip: Speaker Johnson

Lmao they're actually gonna do it

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wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

Ah yes, the classic bart.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Random Stranger posted:

Honestly, it was kind of weird it got that first thing bump, but I guess a few more people took the opportunity to get off the Trump Train.

Could well be options getting excised after going below 27.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

They made him go to court on the Hungarian memorial day for the Holocaust! ELECTION INTERFERENCE!

heard u like girls
Mar 25, 2013

kazil posted:

Trump is in the room too, yes. He won't leak anything because he is sleeping through most of it

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋




more like 9% :sad:

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Lord Harbor
Apr 17, 2005
Bruce Campbell: You've stolen my heart, but you'll never take my freedom
Nap Ghost

kazil posted:



:rip: Speaker Johnson

"Clean the barn!", screamed the pooping horse.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug
Because losing another speaker is totally something the GOP can afford right now, lmao.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Random Stranger posted:

If this was any more disconnected from reality DJT would be traded on the Narnia stock market.

it just hit me as i read this post. george santos has a kinda mr tumnus vibe

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

CommieGIR posted:

Because losing another speaker is totally something the GOP can afford right now, lmao.

Maybe they got the votes for some other doofus now that a bunch of members threw their arms up and walked.

Probably not because that would mean they thought things through.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

Could well be options getting excised after going below 27.

I’m bad at the stock market stuff so I asked chatGPT what this means and it just posted the attached video in response:

https://youtu.be/4gcs5k8n-FY?si=PjVgRZQuQpRDJ7zw

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Prettz
Sep 3, 2002

love seeing DJT under the heading "Top Daily Losers"

Pook Good Mook
Aug 6, 2013


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loving how would you do that you dipshits? Even if Johnson resigns and stays in the house, your majority is 3 loving votes. And if I was Johnson I'd be out the door and shopping around to cable networks.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Lmao does this mean Johnson is out? It sounds like their co sponsoring but not bringing it to a vote.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

Prettz posted:

love seeing DJT under the heading "Top Daily Losers"

Gaining positively towards losing

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Hollismason posted:

Lmao does this mean Johnson is out? It sounds like their co sponsoring but not bringing it to a vote.

They're hoping he'll just resign instead of being voted out

e. It's the "jump, before we push you" method, I'm guessing they don't have the votes but are trying to convince him they do

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Hollismason posted:

Lmao does this mean Johnson is out? It sounds like their co sponsoring but not bringing it to a vote.

Republicans don't actually have a plan. Just big mad energy and hope things work themselves out.

JAMOOOL
Oct 18, 2004

:qq: I LOVE TWO AND HALF MEN!! YOU 20 SOMETHINGS ARE JUST TOO CYNICAL TO UNDERSTAND IT!!:qq:

TulliusCicero posted:

Don't know how relevant to the thread, but Biden told Bibi today to pound sand effectively if he decides to be an idiot about Iran

I feel this is huge: I can't remember a time where a US President actually attempted to rein Israel in, let alone say "hey if you get stupid with Iran, you are on your own"

I've really disliked Biden's stance on Israel thus far but yea this was good, apparently word is he talked Bibi out of launching a counterattack which I think would've really been a bad thing

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Tijuana-A-Go-Go posted:

They're hoping he'll just resign instead of being voted out

I doubt he resigns they're going to have to bring it to a vote I think.

TulliusCicero
Jul 29, 2017




Lmao

"Without ever not having a Republican Speaker"

Lmao you have a 1 vote majority you dumbfuck

Holy poo poo these people have severe brain damage

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

$25 breached and holding! Only 24 more lol's until Trumpdependence Day

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

kazil posted:

Kevin McCarthy


Mike Johnson


Sorry to bump myself here, but Johnson isn't exactly helping his party out a lot

Nessus
Dec 22, 2003

After a Speaker vote, you may be entitled to a valuable coupon or voucher!



kazil posted:

Republicans don't actually have a plan. Just big mad energy and hope things work themselves out.
They also plan to cut taxes, appoint judges, and hurt non Republicans

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

lol I wish

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
I just want him to poo poo himself in court.

Tijuana-A-Go-Go
Aug 2, 2019

Doggles Aficionado


Pope Corky the IX posted:

I just want him to poo poo himself in court.

Trump shits his pants and the press corps spend the rest of the day arguing if it was a fart or not

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer
If the Truth social stock hits under $20 you're going to see some real loving poo poo

like the short float is probably above 20% now, I think the last was 11% at the end of march

someone is desperate to try and keep the stock above $25 -- I doubt it'll hold

you're going to see a ton of trades if it hits $25.50

Meatball
Mar 2, 2003

That's a Spicy Meatball

Pillbug

Pope Corky the IX posted:

I just want him to poo poo himself in court.

I want him to do this, and then his lawyers visibly gag.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

TheAgent posted:

If the Truth social stock hits under $20 you're going to see some real loving poo poo

loving subscribed


Hey I know this is the lol thread and not D&D but is anyone else noticing that the Supreme Court is reviewing J6th obstruction right now? I'm guessing we're about to get a 6-3 ruling that everyone's let out of prison and Trump's election subversion is overturned.

MasterSitsu
Nov 23, 2013

Clarence Thomas proof of life just dropped, speaking at the Jan 6 defendant hearing, sorry to inform

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

MasterSitsu posted:

Clarence Thomas proof of life just dropped, speaking at the Jan 6 defendant hearing, sorry to inform

:smith:

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

TheAgent posted:

If the Truth social stock hits under $20 you're going to see some real loving poo poo

like the short float is probably above 20% now, I think the last was 11% at the end of march

someone is desperate to try and keep the stock above $25 -- I doubt it'll hold

you're going to see a ton of trades if it hits $25.50

it was as low as $24.19 today.

TheAgent
Feb 16, 2002

The call is coming from inside Dr. House
Grimey Drawer

big nipples big life posted:

it was as low as $24.19 today.
I mean for this current bounce; people are going to pick up their buck - fees, see if they can stretch that to $1.50 or two dollars, then dump

massive, massive dumps

but its the stock market, so who knows. its all just conjecture, but seeing a lot of traders thinkin along similar lines

TheAgent fucked around with this message at 15:23 on Apr 16, 2024

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

funeral home DJ posted:

$DJT is trading up 2% in the pre-market, Truth Social is back and about to explode!

into a million more shares lmao

The last two weeks 50% drop was a bear trap to shake out the weak hands, now the diamond hands will ride this rocket to the moon LFG LFG LFG 🚀🚀🚀🫛🫛🫛💦💦💦🌖🌖🌖💸💸💸

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

big nipples big life posted:

it was as low as $24.19 today.

if you can afford a mypillow you can afford a share of DJT

Ouhei
Oct 23, 2008

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Pook Good Mook posted:

loving how would you do that you dipshits? Even if Johnson resigns and stays in the house, your majority is 3 loving votes. And if I was Johnson I'd be out the door and shopping around to cable networks.

The GOP accidentally giving Dems a majority right before the election would be hilarious. Dems should just bum rush a poo poo ton of legislation through.

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

buy the dip pedes! hold the line!

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