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The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



grieving for Gandalf posted:

I have escaped the elevator

congratulations on your ascension

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pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Pablo Nergigante posted:

RIP grieving for gandalf. Died of boredom while stuck in an elevator

He will be missed

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

lmfao but also don't recommend the experience

Nuns with Guns
Jul 23, 2010

It's fine.
Don't worry about it.

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

wait how long has this thread had two IKs

watch thread protocol...

Since the last thread. People were very scared of this thread wilding out.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

grieving for Gandalf posted:

"oh poo poo you're stuck in an elevator???" has to be in the top 3 things you don't want to hear when you press the call for help button

top 1 is "oh poo poo, you're still in that elevator?"

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

NoiseAnnoys posted:

top 1 is "oh poo poo, you're still in that elevator?"

pretty sure hearing bootleg covers of 5 year old pop hits as hold music would be worse

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

"you've finally arrived, but our records don't show from h-where"

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

mycot posted:

No it wasn't the artist, it was the programmer/Idea Guy Mike Z. He sucks.

iirc there was also a porno artist involved who also sucked

Plant MONSTER.
Mar 16, 2018



I was watching simpsons at 0.75 without knowing until a scene where homer and bart were getting back massages at a hotel and the noises they were making were super drawn out like a youtube poop

grieving for Gandalf posted:

I have escaped the elevator

Lol this happened to me too last year. Got stuck in an elevator that just dropped a floor. Was super spooky. I fell asleep though.

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

"you've finally arrived, but our records don't show from h-where"

lol getting transferred to someones supervisor and then the acoustic guitar despacito cover starts up again

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

pog boyfriend posted:

lol getting transferred to someones supervisor and then the acoustic guitar despacito cover starts up again

lol

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

the second guy I called with the help button put me on hold to ask the mechanic for an ETA for me and it started playing jazz over crunchy speakers for a minute before dropping the call

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
I hope you were alone

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


grieving for Gandalf posted:

this is NYC

I feel stupid calling the fire department if a guy from the elevator service company is meant to be coming

Whoa you’re calling emergency services just because you’re trapped in a small box with no food or water? What are you an out-of-towner?

Voxx
Jul 28, 2009

I'll give 'em a hold
and a break to breathe
And if they can't play nice
I won't play with 'em at all

pog boyfriend posted:

pretty sure hearing bootleg covers of 5 year old pop hits as hold music would be worse

now that's what i call music

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

I'm glad you are free from the box

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010
Probation
Can't post for 2 hours!
imagining having to hear this through an elevator speaker for an hour lol


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pais41IW5dk

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002

Madness? This! Is! NYC!!!!!!!

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


NoiseAnnoys posted:

top 1 is "oh poo poo, you're still in that elevator?"

A New York doorman gets off work and goes to the park to yell about the Mets while holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a hot dog in the other.

As he explains to some pigeons what exactly a bodega is and why it’s different from a convenience store he begins to experience a nagging feeling: there was something he forgot to do

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


iirc there have been users who came back after a 100k and got banned/permad but afaik BART I'M PISS has unlocked a new achievement in eating a 2nd 100k after running out the first one

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

A New York doorman gets off work and goes to the park to yell about the Mets while holding a slice of pizza in one hand and a hot dog in the other.

As he explains to some pigeons what exactly a bodega is and why it’s different from a convenience store he begins to experience a nagging feeling: there was something he forgot to do

Bicyclops
Aug 27, 2004

grieving for Gandalf posted:

the second guy I called with the help button put me on hold to ask the mechanic for an ETA for me and it started playing jazz over crunchy speakers for a minute before dropping the call

lmfao but also sorry

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

Snow Cone Capone posted:

iirc there have been users who came back after a 100k and got banned/permad but afaik BART I'M PISS has unlocked a new achievement in eating a 2nd 100k after running out the first one

it's not really a 100k posting gap. the dude's been registering accounts and posting like poo poo for yonks. looks like they tried some limited day-release special rule that meant he could still post? who knows

grieving for Gandalf
Apr 22, 2008

Bicyclops posted:

lmfao but also sorry

it's at least pretty funny even if it was pretty anxiety-inducing lol

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
in nyc youre lucky that the box was hooked up to someone else at all. da metz da pizza only in new york baybee

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
I don't know what's with the apparent trend of low-poly games starring goat characters lately but Corn Kidz 64 is a pretty fun platformer if you wanna be in 1999 for a little while

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Snow Cone Capone posted:

iirc there have been users who came back after a 100k and got banned/permad but afaik BART I'M PISS has unlocked a new achievement in eating a 2nd 100k after running out the first one

it’s not like they ever left even after the first 100k, they were a gbs pet for years

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Bicyclops posted:

lmfao but also sorry

Douche Wolf 89
Dec 9, 2010

🍉🐺8️⃣9️⃣
5-6 rapsheets full of "greg,"

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

He missed the stop sign.

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Douche Wolf 89 posted:

5-6 rapsheets full of "greg,"

seth tried really hard to do absolutely nothing

16-bit Butt-Head
Dec 25, 2014
i'm still in the elevator... i'm still in the elevator too

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

just smithed 1000 steel bars and cut 800 diamonds

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

if i get members i am going to fish 1000 salmon

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

NoiseAnnoys posted:

seth tries really hard to do absolutely nothing

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:
ive got rap sheets greg can you probe me

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

grieving for Gandalf posted:

the second guy I called with the help button put me on hold to ask the mechanic for an ETA for me and it started playing jazz over crunchy speakers for a minute before dropping the call

pog boyfriend
Jul 2, 2011

Dongicus posted:

just smithed 1000 steel bars and cut 800 diamonds

you ever chop down a yew tree up in the mother fucker

Dongicus
Jun 12, 2015

pog boyfriend posted:

you ever chop down a yew tree up in the mother fucker

still at willows rn. got the beaver pet around 38 wc tho 8-)

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Ibram Gaunt
Jul 22, 2009

Whens the next nightmare mode vid...fuuu

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