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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


https://x.com/mjs_dc/status/1780249463635825111?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

This seems like a bit to me, like he’s riffing off the hur report

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007

Glumwheels posted:

This seems like a bit to me, like he’s riffing off the hur report

i don't think a very old man falling asleep in court is him doing a bit

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ

An armed insurrection vs an accident

Both sides!!

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

lol they are gonna lock him up

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys
what do you think he smells like today

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War
piss

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

the milk machine posted:

what do you think he smells like today

amphetamines and sweat

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

Glumwheels posted:

An armed insurrection vs an accident

Both sides!!

I mean it probably wasn’t an accident but still lol

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

the milk machine posted:

what do you think he smells like today

doodoo

piss guzzler 420
Dec 25, 2022

the milk machine
Jul 23, 2002

lick my keys

Red Baron posted:

amphetamines and sweat





hey now, that's our president your talking about here, and i for one won't stand for it

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

bebop esq posted:

Infamous Pillow Salesman

good username but too long i think

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

Drunkboxer posted:

me boys lol

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


he's such a moron

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 370 days!

Basebf555 posted:

I feel like Johnson getting booted would be even funnier than McCarthy because at least McCarthy had a period of time where he was a relevant guy before he became Speaker. Johnson was elevated out of obscurity to take the Speaker job for like 6 months, and he'll immediately go right back to obscurity again.

i also think mccarthy, as dumb as he is, still had better political instincts than mike johnson, taht guy is just a gross little worm with no real support

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


ArmedZombie posted:

he's such a moron

he cares about one thing and one thing only

https://x.com/mjs_dc/status/1669354671566360576?s=61&t=fWsm-upldseXptBaVlet9Q

DR FRASIER KRANG
Feb 4, 2005

"Are you forgetting that just this afternoon I was punched in the face by a turtle now dead?

Good Citizen posted:

I mean it probably wasn’t an accident but still lol

isn't there video of him doing it?

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


ArmedZombie posted:

he's such a moron

With chuds its always 90% malice 10% stupidity and that 10% is galaxy spanning.

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

DR FRASIER KRANG posted:

isn't there video of him doing it?

yeah didn't look very accidental to me lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuX3-rjiPeE

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Good Citizen posted:

yeah didn't look very accidental to me lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuX3-rjiPeE

it's also not affecting the vote, because the vote is happening in another building

Gorsuch sucks so bad on everything except Native rights

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump

mdemone posted:

it's also not affecting the vote, because the vote is happening in another building

Gorsuch sucks so bad on everything except Native rights

oh yeah i absolutely dont give a poo poo about this thing, I just think accidentally pulling down 2 warning signs and directly pulling a fire alarm would need to be some mr bean poo poo

Knight
Dec 23, 2000

SPACE-A-HOLIC
Taco Defender
RELEASE THE HOSTAGES

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

spaceblancmange posted:

i'm fighting uphill right now

yea I’m at work too big deal

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011


frankly, W

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Donald Trump, do something financially dubious? Heaven forefend

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/1780104944164446396

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I mean of all things for him to support native rights is a pretty good one

the court had handed down some pretty lovely decisions

Like "yeah the feds broke the treaty and illegally took the black hills, no were not giving it back, here's a trust fund instead"

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
It's a good thing they allowed the bond and didn't immediately reject it and start proceedings for whatever crime it is to knowingly post a fraudulent bond.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

tenderjerk posted:

i also think mccarthy, as dumb as he is, still had better political instincts than mike johnson, taht guy is just a gross little worm with no real support

Johnson is a raving lunatic from some Louisiana backwater and he 100% believes in all of that evangelical bullshit. McCarthy was like Trump in the sense that he doesn’t give a poo poo about any of that nonsense.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

imagine the smell

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

Asproigerosis posted:

It's a good thing they allowed the bond and didn't immediately reject it and start proceedings for whatever crime it is to knowingly post a fraudulent bond.

They're having a hearing next Monday before Engoron

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Asproigerosis posted:

It's a good thing they allowed the bond and didn't immediately reject it and start proceedings for whatever crime it is to knowingly post a fraudulent bond.

Yes then the appeals court will hit him with the strictest sanction possible another 48 months to come up with less fraudulent financing and a delay of appeals until he can sort it out.

Nacho Judas
Feb 8, 2024

Bethamphetamine posted:

Donald Trump, do something financially dubious? Heaven forefend

https://twitter.com/SethAbramson/status/1780104944164446396

is the fraud golem, emperor of fraud kingdom doing a fraud? who can say.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Congressional hearings are getting spicy

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780267284747227634

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

mdemone posted:

They're having a hearing next Monday before Engoron

Are there actually penalties for posting a bad bond? I assume there is otherwise you know the whole just keep posting bad bonds and getting extensions.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

tenderjerk posted:

i also think mccarthy, as dumb as he is, still had better political instincts than mike johnson, taht guy is just a gross little worm with no real support


:rip: :rip: :rip:

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

is it like writing bad checks?

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

Deport Laken Riley!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1780263410867081379

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CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016



Lol

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