[Succ] Now Welcoming Debbie Wasserman Schultz to Team Genocide Denier

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Automata 10 Pack: Jun 21, 2007; Ten games published by Automata, on one cassette

https://x.com/comradelamb/status/1780100804638081454?s=46

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:45

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# ? May 17, 2024 19:41

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Don't post the ogre anymore. He says the same goddamn things.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:46

HashtagGirlboss: Jan 4, 2005

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

Lmao I don�t know who I was expecting but it wasn�t him, succ royalty right there

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:47

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

bisexual poly pete?

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:48

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

oh my god its too funny

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:49

is pepsi ok: Oct 23, 2002

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

I don't know what I was expecting but it sure wasn't that :stare:

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:51

Nonsense: Jan 26, 2007

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

lol the most rabid anti-Bernie found love

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:55

Trabisnikof: Dec 24, 2005

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

im glad for them

# ? Apr 16, 2024 18:58

Animal-Mother: Feb 14, 2012; RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

lmfao

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:00

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

lmao

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:02

spacemang_spliff: Nov 29, 2014; wide pickle

Al! posted:

oh my god its too funny

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:03

ScootsMcSkirt: Oct 29, 2013

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

incredible reveal lol

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:07

HallelujahLee: May 3, 2009

nixon voice "jesus christ"

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:07

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

newsom hasnt held a press conference in weeks (oppa brandon style) and postponed his state of the state address indefinitely, but made time for the mewling shitsuckers at the atlanic, naturally

https://apple.news/AVxHQA0kPQ1OhLJ4S60P8Fw

quote:

As the president departed on a trip to Los Angeles in February, a reporter shouted a question from the White House lawn about whether Newsom should be standing by in case a Democratic alternative was needed for 2024. Biden blew it off, but the episode highlighted the ongoing nuisance of the age issue, which had just been revived by Special Counsel Robert Hur�s report describing the president as �a sympathetic, well-meaning, elderly man with a poor memory.� As Newsom has denied any interest in replacing Biden, the president in turn has flattered him on the subject. �He�s been one hell of a governor, man,� Biden said of Newsom during a stop in San Francisco last November. �He could have the job I�m looking for.�

...

At the start of our interview, Newsom pointed across his room to a photo of himself with Donald and Melania in the Oval Office. �My staff put it up there, kind of as a joke, and I kept it,� Newsom told me. It is also a conversation piece, over which Newsom became quite animated. He appears to have a fascination with Trump, and not just as an evil adversary. Newsom, who campaigned in 2018 on a pledge to make California �a resistance state,� likes to mention that he worked well with Trump during his first two years in Sacramento. �We had the baseline of a relationship that benefited California significantly,� he told me. He watched Trump closely and tried to decipher how best to manage the needy president during COVID and severe wildfires in his state. He stroked Trump in public. �I want to thank you and acknowledge the work that you�ve done to be immediate in terms of your response,� Newsom told Trump in front of reporters at Sacramento�s McClellan Airport during a visit from the president in September 2020.

As Newsom continued a prolonged riff about Trump during our interview�what he learned watching Trump�s �dialectic� with the media or riding with him on Air Force One�he sounded strangely captivated, as if he had been privileged to observe a feral and predatory peacock in the wild. The association sounded more important to Newsom than I might have imagined.

Newsom told me that every time he placed a call to Trump in the White House, someone would patch him through or the president would call right back. That changed when Newsom reached out a few days after Trump lost the 2020 election. He heard nothing. �And I was like, Wow,� Newsom said. �And then I called a few days later�I figured he was busy�and they said, �He�s not available.� And I�m like, Whoa.� He said he was genuinely taken aback by the snub, despite the addled state Trump was obviously in at the time and the overall madhouse that the White House had become.

I asked Newsom if he had spoken with Trump since, or heard from him after the DeSantis donnybrook. He said no (a spokesperson for the former president echoed this), but my query appeared to trigger an odd reaction in Newsom. His face turned red, which I noted to him. �No, that�s because the sunlight is beaming on me,� he protested, pointing out the window into the expansive California glare.

Newsom said that my �line of questioning is interesting.� He offered a wordy zigzag of a reply: �The fact that you are not the first person to ask me �Did he call you?��particularly some of your sophisticated colleagues�is suggestive.�

I found Newsom�s labyrinthine answer to also be �suggestive.�

Newsom has a personal connection to Trump, via his first wife, Guilfoyle. He does not love to discuss his ex. �I�m sensitive to the world I�m currently living in, at home particularly,� he told me. Still, he is asked about Guilfoyle a lot, mostly in the vein of �What�s the deal there?�

...

Newsom and Guilfoyle met in 1994, at a Democratic fundraiser in San Francisco. She worked in the district attorney�s office, and he owned a chain of local food and wine establishments. They married seven years later and were dubbed �The New Kennedys� in a Harper�s Bazaar spread. �Do I think he could be president of the United States?� Guilfoyle told the magazine. �Absolutely. I�d gladly vote for him.� That comment appears no longer operative. (Guilfoyle declined to comment for this article.)

�I didn�t change; he did,� Guilfoyle fired back in an interview with the right-wing commentator Charlie Kirk. She said Newsom was once a champion of entrepreneurs and small business but has since become �unrecognizable� to her. �He�s fallen prey to the left, the radical left.�

...

If Trump wins in November, Newsom will remain the governor of the nation�s most populous state and biggest resistance zone. In his office, he keeps a marked-up copy of a policy blueprint, �Project 2025,� prepared by the Heritage Foundation as a possible preview of a next Trump term. �I�m going through 100 pages of this. I�m not screwing around,� Newsom told me. He said his team is �Trump-proofing California,� preparing to enact whatever measures they can to thwart a hostile Republican White House. To better understand his political opposition, Newsom begins each morning with a heavy intake of far-right media. �There�s so many things that come our way that are so batshit-crazy,� he said. �You can�t deny where half of America lives.�

Newsom has endured a difficult few months in California. His approval ratings recently dropped under 50 percent for the first time since he became governor. He devoted a great deal of time and capital to promoting a ballot measure�Proposition 1�to allocate $6.4 billion to mental-health treatment programs. The proposal was expected to pass easily in March but barely did�a possible sign of weakness as Newsom faces another recall effort and a budget crisis.

Newsom can be deeply cynical at times when discussing politics. But he can also display a boyish and even starstruck side. I watched him stare wide-eyed at his note from Mays and marvel. �Piles of �Go gently caress yourself,�� Newsom said, describing his typical mail. �And then Willie Mays sends a letter.�

...

He showed me a few items in a side office, at the moment dominated by the big-screened head of the legal commentator Jonathan Turley yammering on Fox. A few feet away stood a picture of Newsom and Pelosi from the 1990s, in his first race for the San Francisco Board of Supervisors; shots of Schwarzenegger, Newsom�s late father, and various Kennedys; and a small table full of booze. Newsom hoisted a bottle of wine someone had recently given him: DeSantis, the vintage is called. I imagined a libation of complex and astringent notes, not at all supple or aromatic.

�I may send it to him,� Newsom told me. He said he wanted to strike up at least some tiny bit of rapport with the Florida governor during their Hannity encounter. �I tried, during every commercial break,� Newsom said. �We did the makeup.� Nothing. Newsom shook his head and imitated DeSantis, looking at his shoes, hands shoved into his pockets.

...

Newsom said his distaste for DeSantis stems from what he describes as his Florida counterpart�s attacks on vulnerable targets�migrants, transgender and disabled people, often kids. Newsom himself was bullied as a child. He struggled with dyslexia, had a bowl haircut, and walked around school with a briefcase. The neighborhood kids could be merciless. He grew into a star athlete, 6-foot-3 with a potential run for president in his future. �But I�m still that kid,� he told me.

Being around Newsom, you sense an ongoing tug between boyish and sober impulses. He can fall heavily on nostalgia�and RFK quotes�while asserting himself as an agent of the future. He reveres the old-school pols who mentored him while striving to be inventive and distinct. It is vital, Newsom told me, �to take risks and not be reckless, but keep trying things.� To be original but restrained when necessary. �I don�t want to be derivative� might be as close as he comes to codifying a leadership philosophy: the Roger Bannister theory of life tempered by the venerated principle of waiting one�s turn, if it ever comes.

I hate this fuckin guy and this country wont be rid of him for decades. get ready for Gavin other states

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:08

Uncle Wemus: Mar 4, 2004

Hoarse still neglecting his kids?

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:08

post hole digger: Mar 21, 2011

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

weird guy who spends all of his time online and everyone hates him and his posts, but he is dating a famous actress? well,

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:10

Toph Bei Fong: Feb 29, 2008

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

Scranton, PA likes genocide? First I've heard of that...

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:15

Jen heir rick: Aug 4, 2004; when a woman says something's not funny, you better not laugh your ass off

Scarabrae posted:

I yearn for the two-party ~~farce~~ farty to end

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:20

Scarabrae: Oct 7, 2002

I wonder if there were any porno theaters back in the day called Sinema�s

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:24

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

let's hook Grimes up with Da Share Zone

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:24

VoicesCanBe: Jul 1, 2023; "Cóż, wygląda na to, że zostaliśmy łaskawie oszczędzeni trudu decydowania o własnym losie. Jakże uprzejme z ich strony, że przearanżowali Europę bez kłopotu naszego zdania!"

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

No loving way

incredible

Never in my life would I have guessed this plot twist

VoicesCanBe has issued a correction as of 19:40 on Apr 16, 2024

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:37

DJJIB-DJDCT: Feb 1, 2024

VoicesCanBe posted:

No loving way

incredible

How tf...?

He's punching way above his weight.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:39

Grey Fox: Jan 5, 2004

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

simultaneous lol and :ok:

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:40

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

my only question is who slid into whose dms first

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:56

The Pussy Boss: Nov 2, 2004

Al! posted:

normally a defeat as humiliating as the dems are heading for this year would cause a revolt within the party, but the party is so captured by people who got extremely rich from the obama recession years and want the party to remain exactly the same as that

The Democrats got fuckin vaporized in 2016 and 4 years later they were right back in power with even more conservative leadership, making zero concessions. Can't be reformed or taken over IMO.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:56

Clip-On Fedora: Feb 20, 2011

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

# ? Apr 16, 2024 19:59

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

from the tongue-cancer guy to a hoarse whisperer... I'm noticing a pattern here.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:05

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

https://twitter.com/jmccarter71/status/1777930822164631812?t=UCfcKC8x05q3NfHk4hyphg&s=19

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:05

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

Al! posted:

https://twitter.com/jmccarter71/status/1777930822164631812?t=UCfcKC8x05q3NfHk4hyphg&s=19

lol

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:06

U-DO Burger: Nov 12, 2007

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

not what I was expecting lmfao

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:07

Willa Rogers: Mar 11, 2005

post hole digger posted:

�He�s been one hell of a governor, man,� Biden said of Newsom during a stop in San Francisco last November. �He could have the job I�m looking for.�

what the hell? he's already got the job; he belongs there!

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:07

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

the rules of succession clearly state that Wolfie Van Halen has first right of refusal with regard to marrying Valerie Bertanelli. After that, an appropriate suitor may be found BUT ONLY AFTER

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:07

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

prima rocktis

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:08

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/tungpusten/status/1780229999619944508

ahhhhHHHHHHH!

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:12

Fister Roboto: Feb 21, 2008

Joementum posted:

i promise you that i'm not posting this in the wrong thread

https://twitter.com/people/status/1777820792505458738

you know what, good for them

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:16

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Joementum posted:

i laugh every time i see this picture

wow look at the genius over 'ere, he's a regular renown pedophile, Professor Stephen Hawking

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:18

Maya Fey: Jan 22, 2017

Joementum posted:

i laugh every time i see this picture

oh hi! didn't see you come in

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:21

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Casey Finnigan posted:

In 2020 I didn't expect Biden was gonna be this bad I'll admit

I did and didn't. I don't know. I guess if I had to bet in 2020, I would've said yes, he'd be this bad.

That said, I think he's failed to meet my subterranean expectations somehow, and that's largely due to the OUTRIGHT loving GENOCIDE.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:22

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Nonsense posted:

What does Gavin consume from plates?

He eats the plates.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:22

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# ? May 17, 2024 19:41

Nichael: Mar 30, 2011

Uncle Wemus posted:

https://twitter.com/SenFettermanPA/...ingawful.com%2F

If you do not know who needs to hear a given thing, why are you saying it, you imbecilic FEV reject?

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:24

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