|
Having a Scrum to discuss our Cum
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:36
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 6, 2024 12:25 |
|
|
Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys Two things everyone loves: getting cucked, and long meetings that could've been emails! Don't you just hate it when your partner's partner changes permissions without notifying the whole team? 
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:37
|
|
|
I’m not cucked, my balls are just in the parking lot until the next standup
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:37
|
|
|
im gonna scrum
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:37
|
|
|
listen guys weve gone 30m over in our parking lot someone's gonna notice
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:38
|
|
|
Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys i went on a couple dates with a woman who is poly and it felt like a job interview. checks out e: naturally she worked in tech
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:38
|
|
|
Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys honestly why not be single at that point just be single and bang who u want
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:38
|
|
|
"hey honey, is it okay if I have sex with other people?" "yeah sure knock yourself out, just lemme know if you'll be home for supper" "okay cool, and you'll join me tomorrow morning for a 6 hour meeting about it?" *cloud of smoke in the shape of your partner*
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:38
|
|
|
holtemon posted:Hell yeah Stone Cold https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTLftxAhc/
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:39
|
|
|
Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys six to 10 hours of hard poly-processing 😏
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:39
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/MikeCrispiNJ/status/1772764447901102411
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:40
|
|
|
Pepe Silvia Browne posted:Having a Scrum to discuss our Cum Lol
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:40
|
|
|
Scrum Master: Good morning everyone, let's kick off today's standup. Who wants to start? Participant 1: I'll go. So, yesterday I was working on integrating our client's feedback into the frontend, but I hit a snag because my partner's partner's partner didn't update the API documentation. Scrum Master: Ah, got it. That sounds like a dependency issue. Have you reached out to them to clarify the specs? Participant 1: Yeah, I shot them a message, but they're in a triad meeting today, so I might not hear back until later.
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:40
|
|
|
titty_baby_ posted:honestly why not be single at that point I guess the advantage is you have this group of people you can rotate through so you don't get bored always banging the same person but then you also never have to put any effort into finding someone new to bang
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:40
|
|
|
The wrestler dude, who was in the movie with the bug eye aliens you can only see with special glasses on, was the best wrestler actor ever.
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:40
|
|
|
Basebf555 posted:I guess the advantage is you have this group of people you can rotate through so you don't get bored always banging the same person but then you also never have to put any effort into finding someone new to bang You can also do that as a single person
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:40
|
|
|
evilmiera posted:I thought agile scrum was universally loathed? it is but it also is basically meaningless these days. every tech org claims they do it but it's mostly about agreeing to use specific jargon in your meetings
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:40
|
|
|
the volcel Luddites va the tech bro polyamorous
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:41
|
|
|
Hello Teamies
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:41
|
|
|
I don’t know how embed tiktok
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:41
|
|
|
titty_baby_ posted:You can also do that as a single person Scrolling through an app on your phone counts as effort
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:41
|
|
|
I had sort of ongoing things where the extent of it was "hey are you in town? Wanna grab a drink or something?" and we were.both on the same page and that was fine
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:42
|
|
|
Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys lmbo
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:42
|
|
|
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:43
|
|
|
Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys sex sigma
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:43
|
|
|
titty_baby_ posted:I had sort of ongoing things where the extent of it was "hey are you in town? Wanna grab a drink or something?" and we were.both on the same page and that was fine you were in nonmonogamous relationship
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:43
|
|
|
the only person I ever actually met and slept with from an app is my partner and we've been together for 8 years lol
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:43
|
|
|
Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys wow a convergence of bad things!
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:44
|
|
|
https://twitter.com/AthenePromachos/status/1780260116736180337
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:45
|
|
|
Pepe Silvia Browne posted:you were in nonmonogamous relationship I should've made a discord for it I guess
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:45
|
|
|
The chuds aren't gonna fool me into thinking they actually believe Trump loves his kids or gives a poo poo about going to Barron's graduation. Even they don't believe that horseshit.
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:45
|
|
|
having a waterfall meeting about watersports
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:46
|
|
|
someone post the screenshots of the breakdown of the orgy where the women had people apply online and then did a breakdown of how many applicants made it to each stage, how many actually showed up, how many actually came, and the average length of time each partner got
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:46
|
|
|
titty_baby_ posted:Life...to America found the pro lifer
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:46
|
|
|
Modern polyamory is a secret plot by the Catholic Church to make heterosexual monogamy seem less stressful by comparison.
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:46
|
|
|
titty_baby_ posted:I should've made a discord for it I guess i think as a People, we tend to oscillate between periods of "here is the name for what I have/am" and "do we really have to label everything?" and we are leaving a period of the former and entering one of the latter
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:48
|
|
|
then someone post the tweet of the "dinner party idea" where everyone does a PowerPoint presentation explaining what they do at work
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:48
|
|
|
Joementum posted:going to the morning standup meeting where my wife talks about banging other guys lmao
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:49
|
|
|
one of my co-workers is poly and scheduled a meeting to tell everyone and asked if we had any questions and i was just like "oh my god i really do not give a poo poo can i please go back to my office and post about tprum?"
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:49
|
|
|
|
| # ? Jun 6, 2024 12:25 |
|
|
i got some request to do a screener call yesterday and it's one of the bullshit "pick free windows of time" things. i fill it out pretty soon after and it's well over 24 hours later and there's still no call scheduled. recruiters are useless.
|
|
#
?
Apr 16, 2024 20:49
|
|
