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Strong Sauce posted:
They are obviously going to get something out of the deal, probably the votes on the aid packages. They also know he can get poo poo-canned in a month under the same circumstance. You're not really trading anything if you're only offering the status quo.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:44
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“What did you say this thing is that Trump’s face is photoshopped on to?” “That is a ‘dickbutt’ your honor.”
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Apr 16, 2024 20:44
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Juror number 88, you have posted a picture of a tattoo saying "Can't Stump the Trump" on your ballsack. What is that in reference to?
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Apr 16, 2024 20:44
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Getting roasted by your own lawyer reading tweets and memes is just too drat good.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:45
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pro starcraft loser posted:Getting roasted by your own lawyer reading tweets and memes is just too drat good. And he has to sit there and pay attention under penalty of jail time lol
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Apr 16, 2024 20:46
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pro starcraft loser posted:Getting roasted by your own lawyer reading tweets and memes is just too drat good. The whole thing makes me think of Brian's Hat.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:46
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:It would be truly full circle if a juror had a PKMN Trainer Red image on social media PKMN Trainer Red being a potential juror is the ONLY acceptable excuse for their absence from this thread
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Apr 16, 2024 20:46
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The BIASED and UNFAIR judge is the one reading the tweets lol
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Apr 16, 2024 20:46
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Does posting in the Trump LOL thread get you dismissed? I would argue that thinking that someone is funny does not mean we would be biased against him in the court of law. Him doing lots of crimes would, though.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:46
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kazil posted:lmao Trump has to be so pissed right now i cannot breathe the lols they dont stop wont stop
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Apr 16, 2024 20:46
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Squiggle posted:The whole thing makes me think of Brian's Hat. What the hell?
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Apr 16, 2024 20:46
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kazil posted:
Greatest. Jury pool. Ever.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:46
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Ahahahah "I pray the world can handle his wrath" ahahahha
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Apr 16, 2024 20:47
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Three Olives posted:
Trump's whole thing is paying the least while charging the most, repurposing slop to sell to idiots as Rich Person Stuff. his steaks were probably the E grade leavings left on the slaughterhouse floor, and never forget the Trump Tower menu https://twitter.com/girlsreallyrule/status/1131582677348495360
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Apr 16, 2024 20:47
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jokes posted:And he has to sit there and pay attention under penalty of jail time lol Can't he sit there and sleep like he's doing?
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Apr 16, 2024 20:47
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Philthy posted:i cannot breathe
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Apr 16, 2024 20:48
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juror 441, please explain to the court why you said his face looks like tupperware that's been stained by spaghetti sauce
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Apr 16, 2024 20:48
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cptInsane0 posted:What the hell? Don't do the voice!! Squiggle fucked around with this message at 20:50 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Apr 16, 2024 20:48
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I feel like I need a vast collection of incredibly insulting things posted of local famous people I don't care for just in case.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:48
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does trump tower seriously serve a martini in a wine glass?
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Apr 16, 2024 20:48
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Merchan swears in the first 6 jurors and says to return Monday 9:30am for opening arguments
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Apr 16, 2024 20:48
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big nipples big life posted:does trump tower seriously serve a martini in a wine glass? With ICE
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Apr 16, 2024 20:49
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Durf posted:Trump's whole thing is paying the least while charging the most, repurposing slop to sell to idiots as Rich Person Stuff. Weird seeing clothesline bacon anywhere but a David Burke restaurant. And of course it looks like poo poo in a Trump place.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:49
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This is, like, pretentious art being bad on purpose bad. It belongs right next to the banana duck-taped to the wall.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:49
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You know, honestly, I'd trade Trump being convicted for Trump having to go to court every day for a year and have someone reading out insulting memes about him while he's not allowed to talk.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:50
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Youth Decay posted:Does posting in the Trump LOL thread get you dismissed? I would argue that thinking that someone is funny does not mean we would be biased against him in the court of law. Here we have a print out of you posting “trmpu” at 11:14a on March 3rd. Five minutes later you posted, “ptrum”, two minutes later you posted “trmmup”. This goes on for six hours, can you please provide the context?
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Apr 16, 2024 20:50
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Three Olives posted:It would be an indescribable high to sit in front of Trump and have insults about him I have posted online shown to him and he isn't allowed to react negatively. "Wait, wait, you gotta let me finish typing this one and send it to the printer, it's a real banger, trust me!"
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Apr 16, 2024 20:50
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Seth Pecksniff posted:Ahahahah "I pray the world can handle his wrath" ahahahha Barron comes home from graduation and settles into playing some Roblox, not a care in the world.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:50
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big nipples big life posted:does trump tower seriously serve a martini in a wine glass? I believe this was taking from the Trump DC hotel, and yes they did. Because it closed. steinrokkan posted:"Wait, wait, you gotta let me finish typing this one and send it to the printer, it's a real banger, trust me!" If my significant other or friend was on the panel, I'd be RACING to put the most insulting big diaper meme of Trump I could find on their Facebook as we speak.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:50
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ImpAtom posted:You know, honestly, I'd trade Trump being convicted for Trump having to go to court every day for a year and have someone reading out insulting memes about him while he's not allowed to talk. I agree, one year of him having to read and internalize memes about how fat and dumb he is, and how he's made of piss and shits his diaps all the time that would be the perfect conclusion to The Crimes President
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Apr 16, 2024 20:51
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Reminder: This same process will play out for ALL jury trials he's in.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:51
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Durf posted:Trump's whole thing is paying the least while charging the most, repurposing slop to sell to idiots as Rich Person Stuff. "I'm a classy person, 1 top shelf martini on the rocks please." "Vodka or Gin?" *breaks out in sweat in front of my date* Three Olives fucked around with this message at 20:54 on Apr 16, 2024 |
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Apr 16, 2024 20:51
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StrangersInTheNight posted:two things I wish I could remember my family's original last name. They moved to the States long, long ago from what was then Czechoslovakia. After moving here, they decided to shorten their surname to be more palatable for Americans. It basically went from something like "Janimekzewski" to "Janim" or whatever (that is nowhere near my name but you get the point).
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Apr 16, 2024 20:51
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well we might never have trump in jail but having him forced to sit in court forever and shut up is in some ways even better.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:51
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Just LOL’ing that Trump gets to sit there and see what people say about him to his face and he can’t do poo poo. He must be in pure hell. “Juror 479 you posted this image of a wet, tiny mushroom and said and quote, was Trump’s tiny cock at its fullest erection, this man pisses on his fingers at the urinal for sure, and probably needs to sit to pee to make sure it gets into a toilet, end quote”
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Apr 16, 2024 20:51
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pro starcraft loser posted:Reminder: This same process will play out for ALL jury trials he's in. Oh my God please, Lord, please keep this rolling.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:52
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Onkel Hedwig posted:My theory is that his plan is to look guilty as gently caress during the trial, so that if he is eventually found guilty by the jury, he can claim that he was not found guilty because of the facts of the trial, but because the jury must have thought that he looked guilty as gently caress. That way he can claim that the jury judged him on his looks, and not his acts. As in both E Jean Carroll trials, as well as the NYC Engeron trial, he has no substantial defense. In every trial so far he’s shucked trying to win in court and instead attempted to win in the court of public opinion. This has not worked out for him, at all. But it’s how his end stage narcissism drives him to operate. He MUST be right in the court of public thought/news. If and when he feels like the public thinks he’s right (or when he’s told by his babysitters) he feels like he’s won, and doesn’t care about what the actual trial outcome is. He also knows he can delay any consequence of these trials indefinitely, so what happens in the court room doesn’t much matter to him in that regards, either. I truly believe it is the decades of this behavior actually working for him that is reinforcing him to continue operating this way. I think this behavior did work for him for a very long time. It just blows my mind, because we all know that rich people, even when completely guilty, if they have a good lawyer that lawyer can dig and dig and dig until they find some way to nix the outcome of a trial. The fact that in all three of the previous court cases Trump let Habba go in there and just yell screed, and not even actually litigate or lawyer at all, just proves how much he really does not give a poo poo about the outcomes. The court of public opinion is the only court that matters to him.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:52
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Squiggle posted:Don't do the voice!! The guy at the store said he's the only person who's ever pulled it off (pick any fashion choice or crime).
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Apr 16, 2024 20:52
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Durf posted:Trump's whole thing is paying the least while charging the most, repurposing slop to sell to idiots as Rich Person Stuff. They are seriously serving martinis in a loving wine glass. That's amazing. And the olive is just thrown in. That's the saddest martini in the universe.
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Apr 16, 2024 20:53
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kazil posted:
RIP anyone who has ever publicly posted anyyhing on social media using their real name that poo poo is going to follow you forever
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