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how long does trump go to jail for?
life
no jail time
elected president from a jail cell
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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000



Ultra Carp

Red Baron posted:

“John we noticed you voted ‘1’ on the latest quarterly earnings thread, care to explain why?”




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Business Gorillas
Mar 11, 2009

:harambe:



the milk machine posted:

i liked the rock in southland tales but he won't take any interesting roles like that anymore

I remember hearing somewhere that the rock has it in his contract that he needs to win in every movie he's in lol

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


RealityWarCriminal posted:

there was a gbs thread a decade ago about a guy who got invited to a gangbang and it sounded like the least sexy thing ever

they stopped doing Goon Camp a long time ago

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
https://twitter.com/MikeCrispiNJ/status/1772764447901102411

edit: this guy founded The Italian American Civil Rights League lmbo

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Pepe Silvia Browne posted:

jfc what a nightmare

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/KlasfeldReports/status/1780309129354977537

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

SCRUMP

gregday
May 23, 2003

free scrumshitter

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

lmao the trial of the tweets

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

gregday posted:

free scrumshitter

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar
The juror in seat No. 5 will be excused after Trump's lawyers discovered he's 49.5 years old and had gay sex with both Eric and Don Jr.

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

Buddykins posted:

glad i dont work in tech or computers with a bunch of poly nerds

No, you just work in food service, famous for employees keeping to themselves and not having sex with each other

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeCrispiNJ/status/1772764447901102411

edit: this guy founded The Italian American Civil Rights League lmbo

finally, somebody standing up for the little guy sitting out front of the deli drinking coffee all day

Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud
Apr 7, 2003


Joementum posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeCrispiNJ/status/1772764447901102411

edit: this guy founded The Italian American Civil Rights League lmbo

Mike Crispi

Joey Calamari

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.
Would genuinely be better to just seat people completely at random with no questions than to try to find people who don't already have an opinion

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

RealityWarCriminal posted:

there was a gbs thread a decade ago about a guy who got invited to a gangbang and it sounded like the least sexy thing ever

lol

Tainen
Jan 23, 2004
is Trump sitting there, being forced to listen to mean tweets about him being read aloud?

sounds like presidential harassment to me

gregday
May 23, 2003

scrummies

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

titty_baby_ posted:

No, you just work in food service, famous for employees keeping to themselves and not having sex with each other

thats right.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
I exclusively get all my investment advice from Paulie Baggadonuts down at the crime factory

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Joementum posted:

edit: this guy founded The Italian American Civil Rights League lmbo

"Hey, am I not a man and a brother here?!"

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Tmrup

gregday
May 23, 2003

RealityWarCriminal posted:

there was a gbs thread a decade ago about a guy who got invited to a gangbang and it sounded like the least sexy thing ever

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011


literally what i first thought lol

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Red Baron posted:

“John we noticed you voted ‘1’ on the latest quarterly earnings thread, care to explain why?”

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

gregday posted:

free scrumshitter

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009
For the court's consideration:

https://i.imgur.com/DaND1OL.mp4

Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable
drat I'd probably get kicked out of jury selection when they tried finding my social media and I have to explain I've never had any and they all call me a loving loser nerd and the judge holds me in contempt for being so lame.

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Louisgod posted:

The juror in seat No. 5 will be excused after Trump's lawyers discovered he's 49.5 years old and had gay sex with both Eric and Don Jr.

lmao

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

free him

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
Imagine posting under your real name like these bozos.

Should have had a burner like John Barron

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

free food tho

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Real Mean Queen
Jun 2, 2004

Zesty.


Joementum posted:

it is a meeting where you are supposed to stand with your coworkers in a circle and say what you're working on that day and if anything is blocking your work. it is supposed to take like ten minutes and inevitably turns into an hour+ long meeting with that one coworker who loves hearing themselves talk going on about the most boring part of their work.

Is this helpful in any way or is this a weird management trick where they're hoping someone will say they weren't planning on doing anything

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Real Mean Queen posted:

Is this helpful in any way or is this a weird management trick where they're hoping someone will say they weren't planning on doing anything

are you truly wondering if meetings are helpful in any way whatsoever

El Palo Mota
Aug 5, 2009

Real Mean Queen posted:

Is this helpful in any way or is this a weird management trick where they're hoping someone will say they weren't planning on doing anything

Endless variations of "make many calls and have many meetings."

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

once you learn that majority of people want to leave and either get hosed or hosed up its easy managing them

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Glumwheels
Jan 25, 2003

https://twitter.com/BidenHQ
https://twitter.com/emilyngo/status/1780335289677791619

Why am in court and they let this criminal go?!

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