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Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

freeedr posted:

I�ve heard this term but applied to a vastly different situation

Your rear end is running on

cum vapors.

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# ? May 27, 2024 20:54

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

pixaal posted:

That's your app working, the forums proper do not support embedding this way

Chromium issue.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:18

freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

pixaal posted:

That's your app working, the forums proper do not support embedding this way

Still, I�m the only one that matters so it works just fine

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:21

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Platystemon posted:

Chromium issue.

nope Firefox

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:23

Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

Takes No Damage posted:

Your rear end is running on

cum vapors.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:25

mrfart: May 26, 2004; Dear diary, today I
became a captain.

https://i.imgur.com/EXIdnkB.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/UETfEXj.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/pJDVjQv.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/OcTS4VI.mp4

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:27

QR Code Geass: Oct 25, 2023

pixaal posted:

That's your app working, the forums proper do not support embedding this way

Yeah, saw this as a blank post but with awful app both work fine. The original autoplays.

Firefox for me too not chromium

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:30

Trabant: Nov 26, 2011; All systems nominal.

https://i.imgur.com/NTtJFXT.mp4

# ? Apr 16, 2024 20:50

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

mrfart posted:

https://i.imgur.com/OcTS4VI.mp4

Just pick up the cat and put it on the ground.
Always works!

# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:15

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

mrfart posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pJDVjQv.mp4

im a people

# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:17

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Hippocrass posted:

Just pick up the cat and put it on the ground.
Always works!

As an owner of a cat, not really.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:38

Hippocrass: Aug 18, 2015; That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

Air Skwirl posted:

As an owner of a cat, not really.

# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:48

raspurtin: Apr 18, 2005

mrfart posted:

https://i.imgur.com/pJDVjQv.mp4

Just pick up the sea lion and put it on the ground.
Always works!

# ? Apr 16, 2024 21:59

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Trabant posted:

https://i.imgur.com/NTtJFXT.mp4

# ? Apr 16, 2024 22:28

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Hippocrass posted:

Just pick up the cat and put it on the ground.
Always works!

# ? Apr 16, 2024 23:11

Shaddak: Nov 13, 2011

https://imgur.com/HfkZQkf.mp4

# ? Apr 17, 2024 00:40

Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Nenonen posted:

What, people can't read cyrillic cursive anymore? smdh

Holy poo poo I never realized that cyrillic cursive was a thing!

# ? Apr 17, 2024 00:54

Ashcans: Jan 2, 2006; Let's do the space-time warp again!

Look up some handwritten examples, it�s truly impenetrable.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 01:06

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Ashcans posted:

Look up some handwritten examples, it’s truly impenetrable.

"Chinchilla"

# ? Apr 17, 2024 02:02

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Baron von Eevl posted:

"Chinchilla"

That's quite impressive for a chinchilla to write.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 02:11

Zero_Grade: Mar 18, 2004; Darktider 🖤🌊

~Neck Angels~

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Holy poo poo I never realized that cyrillic cursive was a thing!

The most extreme examples might be even more difficult to decipher than English cursive, which can be very absurd.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 02:53

don Jaime: Apr 3, 2004

iwentdoodie posted:

When my friends kid was a baby they had to lock the cat in another room to bottle or breast feed. She would straight up attack to get breast milk.

Or formula. Or cream. Or cow milk. Oatmilk. Almond milk.

loving cat loves milk and milk like liquids. But put something in a dish and she won't go near it. Just wants to cause bloodshed over it.

I'm always amazed when people spread cat stories like this that don't end with kitty taking a trip to a shelter.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 03:34

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Keep the cat and put the kid up for adoption, imo

# ? Apr 17, 2024 03:35

Pickled Tink: Apr 28, 2012; Have you heard about First Dog? It's a very good comic I just love.

Also, wear your bike helmets kids. I copped several blows to the head but my helmet left me totally unscathed.

Finally you should check out First Dog as it's a good comic I like it very much.; Fun Shoe

don Jaime posted:

I'm always amazed when people spread cat stories like this that don't end with kitty taking a trip to a shelter.

Cats have a remarkable ability to be endearing even when engaging in acts of calculated bastardry. My personal pet theory is that Cats have carefully domesticated the Human over thousands of years to access shelter, good scritches, delicious fish, and obtain soft things to sleep on.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 04:10

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

don Jaime posted:

I'm always amazed when people spread cat stories like this that don't end with kitty taking a trip to a shelter.

Um, no, dummy, why would a cat go TO a shelter? They only come home FROM shelters :rolleyes:

# ? Apr 17, 2024 04:17

Snowglobe of Doom: Mar 30, 2012; sucks to be right

Pickled Tink posted:

Cats have a remarkable ability to be endearing even when engaging in acts of calculated bastardry. My personal pet theory is that Cats have carefully domesticated the Human over thousands of years to access shelter, good scritches, delicious fish, and obtain soft things to sleep on.

Also they have large eyes and a tiny cute nose so they trigger the "protect baby" instinct in many humans

# ? Apr 17, 2024 04:24

don Jaime: Apr 3, 2004

There's a very wide gulf between "My cat wants me to share food but won't actually eat it if offered," and "...but will also attack my new child on top of that and must be locked in another room to prevent that." That is officially a bad cat and it goes to the shelter. And it doesn't need to be a nice no-kill shelter, either.

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# ? Apr 17, 2024 04:26

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; PROCEED

Hoo boy, here we go.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 04:27

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

Look, all I'm saying is that mom had two breasts for a reason.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 04:33

QR Code Geass: Oct 25, 2023

Knormal posted:

Look, all I'm saying is that mom had two breasts for a reason.

I have nipples, goon, could you milk me?

# ? Apr 17, 2024 04:59

Food Boner: Jul 2, 2005

don Jaime posted:

There's a very wide gulf between "My cat wants me to share food but won't actually eat it if offered," and "...but will also attack my new child on top of that and must be locked in another room to prevent that." That is officially a bad cat and it goes to the shelter. And it doesn't need to be a nice no-kill shelter, either.

what the gently caress

# ? Apr 17, 2024 05:17

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

schadenfreude thread getting awfully spicy again.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 05:25

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

QR Code Geass posted:

I have nipples, goon, could you milk me?

Meet the Massive Mommy Milkers, coming this Fall!

# ? Apr 17, 2024 05:27

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

John Wayne would be proud

# ? Apr 17, 2024 05:27

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

don Jaime posted:

There's a very wide gulf between "My cat wants me to share food but won't actually eat it if offered," and "...but will also attack my new child on top of that and must be locked in another room to prevent that." That is officially a bad cat and it goes to the shelter. And it doesn't need to be a nice no-kill shelter, either.

# ? Apr 17, 2024 05:28

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer