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ymgve
Jan 2, 2004


:dukedog:
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Tree Bucket posted:

We just call them "down-alley cornertime buy-o-ramae"

brits call them roozy-toozy-cigs-and-boozy

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Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Most important poll



Honestly, I'd give it to Biden. As I understand it, fat guys are actually at a disadvantage in eating contests.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
A bodega is just a convenience store but new Yorkers have to be insufferable about it like they have to be about everything else

"Going to the bodega at the Circle K in rural Nebraska"

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

Is it still a bodega if there are no animals chilling out next to the register or snoozing on a shelf?

The Bible
May 8, 2010

QR Code Geass posted:

Life doesn't begin at conception for these people it begins at ejaculation.

Performatively, anyway. They don't actually believe that and definitely don't practice it themselves.

A ton of anti-abortion nuts get abortions for themselves or their daughters all the time. They just keep it secret and if found out, insist that their circumstances are different. Getting pregnant would just ruin their little angel's life, you see.

Their religious beliefs are not a guide for life, they are a weapon to attack others different from them.

Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

Kramjacks posted:

Is it still a bodega if there are no animals chilling out next to the register or snoozing on a shelf?

See, this is correct. Bodegas are defined by their spirit animal, and questionable deli sandwich menu.

Smik
Mar 18, 2014

Speedboat Jones posted:

What the gently caress, Ben? There’s no cum in this one at all.

Here.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Looking it up, bodega is basically spanish for liquor store.

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
I think in smaller cities they get used basically interchangeably for the same thing but in larger cities bodega/drug store/convenience store are basically considered different things. A bodega is not going to be a large operation, doesn't really serve people in automobiles and is going to have like a really localized selection. Unless you know the neighborhood, you can't walk into one an expect to just assume what you are going to find. Then there is a convenience store that most people are familiar with, it's kind of like a bodega but they likely sell gas, are run by larger organizations with basically no hyper-local selection and then a drug store which is basically a very small grocery store with more personal care items, a pharmacy, some light merchandise.

You go to a bodega to buy like a candy imported from Mexico, a convenience store to buy a Pepsi and a quart of oil and a drug store to buy a full size frozen pizza and some shampoo.

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Most important poll



I respect the 29% that refused to pick a side as there just isn’t enough info for an informed pick

Asterite34
May 19, 2009




Why does his lawyer have "ALLAH" written on his forehead?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Imagining Trump recoiling in horror at a bodega cat

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

The more important question is, who would perform better at a hotdog boofing contest.

The answer is me, as the horrified crowd erupts into a cacophony of screams and appeals to sanity as I reach for the 100th dog.

Cat Hassler
Feb 7, 2006

Slippery Tilde
lol that Trump is whining about missing Barron’s graduation but you know goddamn well he would be mad about having to go anyway because someone else is getting attention being on stage

Plus else I doubt he loving knows his kid at all. He’s too young to be of any use to him like Stank and Choad

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Scags McDouglas posted:

The more important question is, who would perform better at a hotdog boofing contest.

The answer is me, as the horrified crowd erupts into a cacophony of screams and appeals to sanity as I reach for the 100th dog.

I've heard of size queens, but you appear to be a quantity queen.

Kramjacks
Jul 5, 2007

The other 29% voted for this guy

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-YfauDLwn0Q

the rat fandom
Apr 28, 2010

Do you think he shaves himself? I have a hard time seeing it, but I also can’t see him letting anyone near his throat with a razor of any kind.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
probably had all his facial hair lasered off at some point

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




Agents are GO! posted:

I'm sure any video of you could be classified that way. :smuggo:

Furthermore, somebody poo poo my pants! While I was wearing them!

this is the man who shat the pants.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Bodegas have Jamaican patties :getin:

Fishmasher
Apr 22, 2002
lol that these people think they have any credibility left and still keep pretending to have empathy for others

school shootings, countless healthcare deaths, climate change, pandemic deaths, ukraine deaths - womp womp

missing a graduation though, WHAT IN A HELL

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





I thought we established that his graduation wasn’t on a court date so he can go regardless.

Also bodegas have chopped cheese and cats

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

somnambulist posted:

Is this a photo? Where is this from? The lighting is confusing me and he looks like dogshit (even more than usual)

Yeah it's a photo from court today:

https://www.yahoo.com/news/opinion-trumps-stock-sliding-heres-233405570.html

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
whats the chances these people have obama posts saying he's a piece of poo poo for taking time out to see his daughters school events?

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

PhazonLink posted:

whats the chances these people have obama posts saying he's a piece of poo poo for taking time out to see his daughters school events?

They would happily say he’s a piece of poo poo, at least

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
That gaping nussy is almost mesmerizing.

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007


THE DRUGS ARE WEARING OFF

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.


Bold legal strategy of admitting you did crimes but as they were not actual murders, it's fine.

I imagine arguing to a jury that actually paying off a porn star you had an affair with before an election is a tax deductible business expense when you really think about it is not a great plan. It's like Habba doesn't even understand how jury instructions work, it's not do you feel this was a crime, it's did Trump instruct the pay off to be treated as a tax deductible legal expense? Yes____ No___. Then the judge rules that you did the crime.

Three Olives fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Apr 17, 2024

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Say what you will, at least his beautiful wife is right there by his side...just out of frame. No, wait, she's up in that window over there!

Lamech
Nov 20, 2001



Soiled Meat
the nussy girth restraining collar is surprisingly not covered in bronze makeup

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
there's timelines out there where she just admit that theres an actual murder involved

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

CharlestheHammer posted:

I respect the 29% that refused to pick a side as there just isn’t enough info for an informed pick

Or they think Jill Stein or RFK Jr. could take either of them

Sir John Falstaff fucked around with this message at 02:38 on Apr 17, 2024

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Three Olives posted:



Bold legal strategy of admitting you did crimes but as they were not actual murders, it's fine.

I imagine arguing to a jury that actually paying off a porn star you had an affair with before an election is a tax deductible business expense when you really think about it is not a great plan. It's like Habba doesn't even understand how jury instructions work, it's not do you feel this was a crime, it's did Trump instruct the pay off to be treated as a tax deductible legal expense? Under blah blah blah, that is a crime. Yes____ No___.

Has anyone from the trungus side said a single word about this case being about a hush money payment to a pornography star for the past like six months

Because it feels like they have been pointedly avoiding that and have been doing this instead, talking about this like it’s a whole different issue than what it is

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Strong Sauce posted:

I thought we established that his graduation wasn’t on a court date so he can go regardless.

Also bodegas have chopped cheese and cats

I've seen people say May 17th which is a Friday, which would be a trial day. Unless they expect the trial to be over before then?

redgubbinz
May 1, 2007


*looks at chyron*

so do we LOCK HER UP or no?

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.
Alina Habba:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aCP27_vquxQ

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

kazil posted:

I've seen people say May 17th which is a Friday, which would be a trial day. Unless they expect the trial to be over before then?

They know Trump will be in lockup for contempt of court by then.

Scags McDouglas
Sep 9, 2012

redgubbinz posted:

*looks at chyron*

so do we LOCK HER UP or no?

Trump legit tried to have Hillary arrested by his DOJ. It was one of the biggest Sore Winner moments in all of US history.

I'm prepared for a sea of 5-4 or 6-3 rulings that Democratic presidents are bound to the law but in this one case, all bets are off.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Has he been sentenced to death yet

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Has he been sentenced to death yet

Yes

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