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muscles like this! posted:https://twitter.com/dvassallo/status/1779753281960722706?t=3s-o9pyPQZaw6uYpBLFsEQ&s=19 "Reviewers are doctors"? Got it.
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Hyperlynx posted:"Reviewers are doctors"? Got it. they're a bunch of hippocrats!
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I think the “do no harm” thing is some loser libertarian thing too.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Don't bother, you can wait a few years here and perish brutally from the comfort of your own home Uber Eats It.
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Dr. Lunchables posted:I think the “do no harm” thing is some loser libertarian thing too. Reminds me of Google conspicuously changing their motto to no longer be "do no evil"
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https://twitter.com/SwiftOnSecurity/status/1780268054393299414
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https://twitter.com/beetlemoses/status/1780337407277039757?t=_M4UPJDpZhApb6c1ZC7giA&s=19
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Griddle of Love posted:Reminds me of Google conspicuously changing their motto to no longer be "do no evil" It was "don't be evil". I remember really liking that motto, and them as a company
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Hyperlynx posted:It was "don't be evil". I remember really liking that motto, and them as a company Everyone did, it's pretty ironic that a lot of their current social capital as a company stems from the fact that they used to be the only search engine worth a poo poo during the first serious monetization of the internet
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:Everyone did, it's pretty ironic that a lot of their current social capital as a company stems from the fact that they used to be the only search engine worth a poo poo during the first serious monetization of the internet The fact that their search engine is now total garbage is stunning to me. This used to be their whole business.
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OPAONI posted:The fact that their search engine is now total garbage is stunning to me. This used to be their whole business. There's no sensible definition of "search engine" which includes Google as it is.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:There's no sensible definition of "search engine" which includes Google as it is. Get great deals on How do I tell my fiancee I no longer love him! Buy amazing new How do I tell my fiancee I no longer love him from TEMU!
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Tree Bucket posted:Get great deals on How do I tell my fiancee I no longer love him! Buy amazing new How do I tell my fiancee I no longer love him from TEMU! Well sure but I understand the advertising as it's how they make money in addition to selling all users' data. I was talking more about two facts: a) There are things I know are on the Internet and that I've previously found using Google, but can't find with Google anymore (maybe on page 234938498 of the results, dunno). 2) It's simply not possible to exclude things from results. I tried to search for a thing about Baldur's Gate and there is literally no way to make Google exclude results containing Baldur's Gate 3. (Thankfully I remembered GameFAQs exists.)
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3D Megadoodoo posted:2) It's simply not possible to exclude things from results. I tried to search for a thing about Baldur's Gate and there is literally no way to make Google exclude results containing Baldur's Gate 3. (Thankfully I remembered GameFAQs exists.)
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Dick Trauma posted:Wait... what happened in August 2001? That's the beauty of it - nothing happened at all.
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Tiggum posted:It also treats quotation marks as suggestions now. Like you'd prefer the term in quotes to appear, but you're not that fussed. Just if it's convenient. Actually don't even worry, near enough's good enough. Oh yeah that too. This thread inspired me to switch my Chome default search engine to DuckDuckGo and... it just worked. I could exclude Baldur's Gate 3 just fine (although Baldur's Gate III still appeared in several hits, so it's not smart as it should be but still worked).
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3D Megadoodoo posted:2) It's simply not possible to exclude things from results. I tried to search for a thing about Baldur's Gate and there is literally no way to make Google exclude results containing Baldur's Gate 3. (Thankfully I remembered GameFAQs exists.) Yeah, this is terrible. It's incredible that google has gotten so bad, so quickly.
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It was made bad, on purpose, to juice ad numbers. It didn't just happen on its own.
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DuckDuckGo is better than Google is but not quite as good as Google was. The enshittification of the internet and all other things sucks rear end.
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https://x.com/gigaboots/status/1780387337433952764 Hell the gently caress yeah canyoneer posted:they're a bunch of hippocrats! Common misconception, it’s hipaacrats.
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Warbird posted:https://x.com/gigaboots/status/1780387337433952764 It's actually hypocrats, because of the hypothermic needles they shoot you with
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Biplane posted:It's actually hypocrats, because of the hypothermic needles they shoot you with Those are the needles that do +5% frost damage
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That's cool
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https://bsky.app/profile/shoshana.bsky.social/post/3kqbqwerlt62a
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I hate that this is the most hi-res version of this image I can find.
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Jezza of OZPOS posted:Everyone did, it's pretty ironic that a lot of their current social capital as a company stems from the fact that they used to be the only search engine worth a poo poo during the first serious monetization of the internet Another ironic thing is how much of their early revenue came from porn ads. I know several people who worked at Google circa 2003-5 and a very large part of Adwords initial revenue came from selling porn keywords. These people worked with big enough customers that they could call in for phone support to brainstorm other terms they could use when their desired keywords got too expensive. There were special customer appreciation parties where these guys would get wined and dined by Google because they had paid thousands of euro to advertise on "big tits" or "hot teens". Rule 34 was very much in effect too, I learned about some wild stuff from them.
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Unkempt posted:That's the beauty of it - nothing happened at all. Your AV is dope
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Gotta get me one of those RC cars, that is tight as hell
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Hell yeah
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https://twitter.com/CultureCrave/status/1780508777248338016
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Oh yeah that too. I've actually gotten some use out of bing in recent months, so don't feel too bad.
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Milo and POTUS posted:I've actually gotten some use out of bing in recent months, so don't feel too bad. I tried using it at work and I’d like it more if Copilot didn’t randomly steal focus at the top of the results and start rambling at me.
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Well this is good for the first two pages. The last two take that and throw it in the trash. https://twitter.com/mick19988/status/1780622878666555410 Context: The folks what make the games and the lore and so on and so forth recently stated that ladies could (and retroactively always were) part of some super spechul military unit. The pagerbase and fans are taking that about as well as you’d figure. Props to the artist, I guess, for a well excited bait and switch into being a chud.
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I can only cum to MALE hyper fascist space marines, god drat it
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Jesus, that’s an onion article from another universe.
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Why she have three eyes?
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Warbird posted:Well this is good for the first two pages. The last two take that and throw it in the trash. It's both hilarious and insane how many idiots are now regularly using terms like "gaslighting" and "historical revisionism" for a regular old retcon, something that happens in 40k on more or less a quarterly basis.
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Milo and POTUS posted:Why she have three eyes?
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It's the only constant in the universe. Retconning is the only true cannon.Milo and POTUS posted:Why she have three eyes? Alien/Chaos God shenanigans/Women Are The Baddies
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https://twitter.com/PulpLibrarian/status/1780607072414863420
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