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Heath posted:You joke but it will be 69 seconds. Unless you subscribe to twatter vine plus which will give you an even 7 minutes exactly
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zedprime posted:Whoa do water marks void your warranty? Did it say that voids the warranty? Thought it was just a "caution" which is in a lot of regular car manuals to caution against washing in direct sunlight. Most companies also advise to remove bird droppings, sap, etc as it will discolour the paint as well.
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Pay for Vine Premium++ you can upload up to 4 hours of AI video made by Grok
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Ehud posted:literally any stock 4wd vehicle with 9" of ground clearance can do this Look at how rough that ride is. That thing is so heavy it shouldn't be off-roading.
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Apr 17, 2024 21:36
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I would simply drive around the stone blocks
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Ehud posted:literally any stock 4wd vehicle with 9" of ground clearance can do this Go to Central America and you'll see loving Honda Accords going down mountain roads with rougher terrain than that.
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Apr 17, 2024 21:41
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If that account didn't spend like $5000 or whatever getting a gold checkmark I'd say it's satirical but those people really think that's a mind blowing achievement for a large truck 
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Apr 17, 2024 21:43
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Musk pays a lot of them to post positive stuff
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explosivo posted:If that account didn't spend like $5000 or whatever getting a gold checkmark I'd say it's satirical but those people really think that's a mind blowing achievement for a large truck Priced like a Nissan GT-R, so I'm willing to bet most of the dudes buying these are using the same kind of logic and reason that leads to tech dudes buying Camaros or Vettes and trying to blend in with the street racing crowd. I'd be real surprised if any single cybertruck owner has ever taken an interest in off-roading or muddin' before the hype about the trukkk being an offroad wizard or whatever the gently caress.
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Apr 17, 2024 22:02
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Ya know if I ran a car company and wanted to make a new truck, I'd probably just ask if we could stick a battery in a Hilux and call it a day lol Those trucks are awesome
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Apr 17, 2024 22:04
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Bigass battery pack that just plugs into the bed like a power drill
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I thought vine was just tik tok but bad at existing
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SilverSupernova posted:I can't believe I'm actually saying this, but I think this post is being unfair to the value of NFTs. Nazi Fail Truck
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CharlestheHammer posted:I thought vine was just tik tok but bad at existing More or less.
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Apr 17, 2024 22:14
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Musk has just made his 3 millionth tweet bitching about this NPR woman
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Apr 17, 2024 22:17
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holtemon posted:Ya know if I ran a car company and wanted to make a new truck, I'd probably just ask if we could stick a battery in a Hilux and call it a day lol yes, Musk fanboys are salivating over cyberdungs being so masculine because they can carry a bunch of dirt bags while spending 10 seconds off-road while there are hiluxes carrying rocket pods and AA autocannons in deserts Dwesa fucked around with this message at 22:56 on Apr 17, 2024 |
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Apr 17, 2024 22:18
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every time a cybertruck dies, a LOL gets its wings.
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I finally remembered what all these videos of Cybertrucks inching along over mild terrain remind me of, it's Power Wheels: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9gUART1zYMA Babby's First Off-Roader  (I think the Power Wheels might actually be more capable) Captain Hygiene fucked around with this message at 22:26 on Apr 17, 2024 |
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gonna kidnap one?
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Ehud posted:literally any stock 4wd vehicle with 9" of ground clearance can do this "Look how easy off-roading is in the Cybertruck!" I shout as I lightly tap the accelerator then immediately slam on the breaks, alternating this process several times while emitting distressed nerd sounds until I have put the obstacle behind me. "I feel so manly now!"
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Apr 17, 2024 22:41
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I kept expecting the camera to pull back and pan right and show some big and increasingly challenging offroad course but no, it's just basically "a curb"
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Three Olives posted:https://twitter.com/RealDanODowd/status/1778224756220940585 Child later identified as Little Tiffany from Men in Black.
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Apr 17, 2024 22:49
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going to go off-roading in my cybertruk and then lose the warranty when I take it through a carwash afterward
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Well, well, well... it looks like reports of manufacturing defects and breakages on the latest model of the cybertruck have caused Tesla's share price to plunge. Maybe shareholders are starting to see the "break lights"! Oh Elon, you're like Humpty Dumpty! on top....until you're not!
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Apr 17, 2024 22:56
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Data Graham posted:I kept expecting the camera to pull back and pan right and show some big and increasingly challenging offroad course but no, it's just basically "a curb" You'll recall the cybertruck did get defeated by a curb before. At least this time it was going down off the curb I guess which is why it had only medium difficulty with it.
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Apr 17, 2024 23:00
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OMG... I go down a way nastier dirt road than that just to get to my house. In a station wagon. The cyber truck is beyond pathetic. That thing should be tearing a new track through the loving dirt not tiptoeing over it like a goddamn ballerina.
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DeeplyConcerned posted:OMG... I go down a way nastier dirt road than that just to get to my house. In a station wagon. The cyber truck is beyond pathetic. That thing should be tearing a new track through the loving dirt not tiptoeing over it like a goddamn ballerina. Give the driver a break, he can't see anything once it points it's ugly nose up
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Apr 17, 2024 23:10
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lol even poo poo like this is pandering to elon ' make babies' musk
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Ehud posted:literally any stock 4wd vehicle with 9" of ground clearance can do this that's basically flat, an F1 car could do that
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The face of premature ejaculation
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 #sports are back baby
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oh the Olympics still exist, time feels weird since 2020
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Ehud posted:literally any stock 4wd vehicle with 9" of ground clearance can do this Digital camo wrap, because it's not enough to just hide your checkmark to mask your online shame
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Dwesa posted:yes, Musk fanboys are salivating over cyberdungs being so masculine because they can carry a bunch of dirt bags while spending 10 seconds off-road while there are hiluxes carrying rocket pods and AA autocannons in deserts The bed capacity of a cybertruck is roughly the same as the back of the Nissan rogue I used to have and substantially smaller than the back of the minivan I drive now. The cybertruck bed is so small idk what I’d even be able to use it for other than weekend gardening projects. Someone should measure the cybertruck bed based on the largest size kallax that will fit in it.
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AlmightyBob posted:oh the Olympics still exist, time feels weird since 2020 The Olympics owns and sucks donkey balls at the same time On one hand a bunch of athletes from smaller sports get to be broadcasted around the world. Wrestling, hockey (not ice hockey but the other type), all the cool and weird sports no one thinks about between those years On the other hand IOC is almost as corrupt as FIFA and really love authorisation regimes trying to sportwash themselves no matter the cost in human lives
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CharlestheHammer posted:I thought vine was just tik tok but bad at existing
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No no, it's totally fine as long as you engage our proprietary Car Wash Mode(tm). No other car has ever needed Car Wash Mode(tm), but this is actually a good thing for Tesla because
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